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Anon lives in a dystopia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)00:42:02 No.63505949 > be me, 1st grade > doing test > read about legal and criminal crimes > ask teacher what a criminal crime is 6 KB JPG > "its when you steal something" > damn, so all other crimes must be legal > thats retarded scam, but whatever > get home, dad is shouting at mom again > "dad, pls stop" > he starts beating me > Hear mom call 911 > "Hello. Yes, he is drunk again, please come quickly" > hear one line come from phone > "Sorry ma'am, that is a legal crime, nothing we can do about it > mfw
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)00:42:02 No.63505949 > be me, 1st grade > doing test > read about legal and criminal crimes > ask teacher what a criminal crime is 6 KB JPG > "its when you steal something" > damn, so all other crimes must be legal > thats retarded scam, but whatever > get home, dad is shouting at mom again > "dad, pls stop" > he starts beating me > Hear mom call 911 > "Hello. Yes, he is drunk again, please come quickly" > hear one line come from phone > "Sorry ma'am, that is a legal crime, nothing we can do about it > mfw

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Anon living the moment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of 64 KB JPG it's soul and enslaved by technocrats
: Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of 64 KB JPG it's soul and enslaved by technocrats

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Normie depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies

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Anon says the worst thing possible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.

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Anon had a weird childhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)00:12:43 No.853216982 >Be me >Be born a male >Mother gives me a very feminine name >Doesn't let me cut my hair until I'm old and defiant enough to put 285 KB JPG up a fight over it (about 13ish) >Constantly makes me wear dresses and ribbons around the house >Buys me some boy toys but mostly gives me stuffed animals and dress-up clothes, surprisingly I only had one Barbie >Always thought this was normal until I was about 17 only because I brought it up to a friend >Moved out at 18 because f--- that Anyone else have a weird childhood?
: Anonymous 04/29/21(Thu)00:12:43 No.853216982 >Be me >Be born a male >Mother gives me a very feminine name >Doesn't let me cut my hair until I'm old and defiant enough to put 285 KB JPG up a fight over it (about 13ish) >Constantly makes me wear dresses and ribbons around the house >Buys me some boy toys but mostly gives me stuffed animals and dress-up clothes, surprisingly I only had one Barbie >Always thought this was normal until I was about 17 only because I brought it up to a friend >Moved out at 18 because f--- that Anyone else have a weird childhood?

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Anon wants to see the unga bunga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:34:15 No.13066852 Do you think we will be able to revive Neanderthals in our lifetime? 77 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)10:55:10 No.13067923 >terraform Mars >build a few megastructures out of rocks and sheeit >raise a few genetically engineered Neanderthals and teach them basic survival skills >Release them on the surface and dip out for a few thousand years TFW this will be possible in a few decades : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)11:05:15 No.13067955 >>13066852 (OP) # Have you looked in a mirror?
: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:34:15 No.13066852 Do you think we will be able to revive Neanderthals in our lifetime? 77 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)10:55:10 No.13067923 >terraform Mars >build a few megastructures out of rocks and sheeit >raise a few genetically engineered Neanderthals and teach them basic survival skills >Release them on the surface and dip out for a few thousand years TFW this will be possible in a few decades : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)11:05:15 No.13067955 >>13066852 (OP) # Have you looked in a mirror?

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Anon gets no recognition | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:19:39 No.63515623 >Chad was a great team leader >Good job Stacy for being a fantastic team player >Woah Becky, shat a fast motivational speaker you are >Anon, so what if you made the whole project yourself, you're supposed to let others get a plus for your work 594 KB PNG >NO YOU WILL NOT WORK ON YOUR OWN, YOU WILL BE IN A TEAM, YOU WILL UPGRADE YOUR TEAMWORK SKILLS >HOW DARE YOU WANT TO WORN INDIVIDUALLY I f------ hate college, I do all the work and get no recognition
: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:19:39 No.63515623 >Chad was a great team leader >Good job Stacy for being a fantastic team player >Woah Becky, shat a fast motivational speaker you are >Anon, so what if you made the whole project yourself, you're supposed to let others get a plus for your work 594 KB PNG >NO YOU WILL NOT WORK ON YOUR OWN, YOU WILL BE IN A TEAM, YOU WILL UPGRADE YOUR TEAMWORK SKILLS >HOW DARE YOU WANT TO WORN INDIVIDUALLY I f------ hate college, I do all the work and get no recognition

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Anon did what? Why? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:48:03 No.62618124 >coworkers discovered the small pebble of s--- that I placed in the PROE DUMB water cooler >boss gathers everyone together and says that they'll be firing the person involved and potentially 271 KB JPG taking legal action >realize that there was a security camera pointing directly at the water cooler >it's only a matter of time before l'm found out : Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:49:38 No.62618208 >>62618124 (OP) # >small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler why?
: Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:48:03 No.62618124 >coworkers discovered the small pebble of s--- that I placed in the PROE DUMB water cooler >boss gathers everyone together and says that they'll be firing the person involved and potentially 271 KB JPG taking legal action >realize that there was a security camera pointing directly at the water cooler >it's only a matter of time before l'm found out : Anonymous 03/05/21(Fri)22:49:38 No.62618208 >>62618124 (OP) # >small pebble of s--- that I placed in the water cooler why?

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Anon plays gta | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ID 01/04/17(Wed)01:14:04 No.69468391 1478150604265.jpg 17 KB JPG >be mexican >play grand theft auto >pauses game >still hearing police sirens and gun shots >>69468475 #
Anonymous ID 01/04/17(Wed)01:14:04 No.69468391 1478150604265.jpg 17 KB JPG >be mexican >play grand theft auto >pauses game >still hearing police sirens and gun shots >>69468475 #

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