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I relay the tale of the shit-diddler | /r/Greentext

ΣAnon meets Stacy | /r/Greentext

File: avatars-JinSVqyNLhx1tPzL-(..jpg (34 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)14:32:37 No.861622141 >be me >in a party >2am >drunk stacy hold my hand >takes me to a quiet room >FlashBooba >"Are you hard Daddy boy!" >*smirk* >No >Leave >Pic related

Anon is bullied | /r/Greentext

Anon made it | /r/Greentext

Im just tired. >Be me >28 yo autist >Made it with crypto/dropshipping/stocks back in 2018 >Instantly isolate myself from everyone. >Family starts to demand money. People from highschool who i didnt even remember were calling me to hang out. Local women started get into my DMs. >Cut my family off and bought a house in a tax heaven. Nobody in my family knows about all the money i have now(x10 since 2018) or where i live. >I have more than x50 of The money i need to live the rest of my life. >Still dont go out, no car, no gf. >All i do is watch anime and j------- to weird p---. Help me /biz. Can you guys give me advice on hobbys or something? l'm sick of browsing this board all day.

Anon had been reported. | /r/Greentext

Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

1. #62546757 9/21/17, 12:00 >be in class >everyone using gay ass laptops >smirk >pull on my fingerless hacking gloves >put on my anti-glare sunglasses >pull my fedora a little lower >crack my knuckles >actually only two of them can crack >l'm not sure why, I think it's genetic >rearrange the tails of my duster trenchcoat >pull my alienware tower from under the table >it makes a big thump when I put it on the tabletop >sorry >turn it on >fans start blowing all those goofy laptop user's gay papers everywhere >plug in my cherry blue keyswitch mechanical >start typing >teacher has to raise voice to be heard >everyone whispering and 'mirin my rig >somehow security finds out l'm not a registered student >get escorted out

Anon's first time | /r/Greentext

What should l do r9k #1, No. 65090062 1 ora fa pepe_0 JPG 1280x720 56,5 kB >have virginity losing party/threesome with two fembots >c-- inside both of them repeatedly, we were all super horny >both are now pregnant >twins for both of them >they don't want abortions >l'm 22 they are 21 and 19 >none of us graduated hs and are all neets 2 replies #2, No. 65090794 47 minuti fa >>65090062 (OP) quit larping your fantasies anon

Anon Has Gamer Problems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)23:21:55 No.65083362 >go downstairs for water >"Well look who came out of his hole" Why are dads like this? 677 KB JPG

Tendiebot is based | /r/Greentext

>be me >get home from my vasectomy >hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room >must be Chad again >know they would want privacy, sit down 39 KB PNG at my computer >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her >think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext >suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Fake: The girl, Gay: Anon >giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment >hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed >it's been a good day >i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his c-- out of my wife's p---- if he finds my comment funny enough

Anon sneezes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)02:30:46 No.2237410 >live alone >random afternoon >about to sneeze >nuclearblast.mp3 >that felt good ngl >phone rings >pick it up >"bless you" >mysterio hangs up the phone >tfw

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