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Anon posts a repost | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/20(Fri)15:05:07 No.842084944 >be me >post based greentext >screenshot and crop it >go to r/greentext >post it there for 100k karma >someone else has already posted it >get called a f----- for re-posting 105 KB JPG someone else's post of my post f--- reddit

Anon profits from Columbine | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/27/18(Thu)12:26:40 No.788358682 >be me >sophomore in highschool >1999 >picked on EVERY. F------. DAY >always "haha you're a f----- anon" "f--- anon he's weird" "get a life anon" 9 KB JPG >then one day something happened >something magical >FUCKINGCOLUMBINE.Jpeg >suddenly I'm not so weird >suddenly people say “hey anon how you doing today?" "Hey anon there's a party at chads house tonight you should come" >mfw columbine improved my highschool life 500% because these normies thought I was gonna go Library squad on them Felt good man.

Anon Asks a Question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)08:25:03 No.850224142 dafuq? >parents wont let me take the vaccine >they have seen SCIENTIFIC FACEBOOK VIDEOS > what do 148 KB PNG 17 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

Anon has a Plan | /r/Greentext

21m (3/22 11:41) · 549054285 17 Re · 5 Img · PNG · 970KB · (1200 × 1100) 4 Replies >Playing vidya with friend >"Whoever loses has to follow the winner's orders for 24 hours" >Lose on purpose >l turn into his pet for 24 hours and suck his c--- while being humiliated I'm literally the smartest ... やれやれ… つ%n こぁ向日葵は

Anon has pets | /r/Greentext

File: Cat and dog png (167 KB, 296x300) Anonymous (ID: W7ikIM6K) 08/06/14(Wed)13:25:02 No.560918306 >Be living with myself and my two pets, a cat and a dog >Dog barks at everything and cat never gives a f--- about anything or anyone >Be asleep >Hear my dog barking >notagain.jpeg >He shuts up after 30 seconds >l try to fall asleep again >After two minutes my dog start barking again like crazy >l go down to tell him to shut up >When I get down there is a freaking burglar on the bookshelf >Ski mask and all >On the floor lies a gun >Beneath bookshelf is my dog barking and jumping up after him >On the couch sits my cat looking like he found my tuna stash >l call the police >They arrest the guy >I give my dog a sausage for being a good guard dog >A couple of days later a guy calls from the station >During the interrogation the burglar admitted that he broke into my house, kicked my cat and lured my dog into a closet >My dog jumped him two minutes later >The burglar didn't know my dog can open doors >He can't >My cat being "f--- everyone else"-king of the house can though >Taught himself so he can come and go as he please >My cat must had become p----- and released my dog so he could attack the burglar >MFW my cat is a d--- >MFW I added animal cruelty to the charges

Imagine not understanding | /r/Greentext

File: Recieved_202103220548.png (13 KB, 632x475) Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:51:17 No.850207925 >>850209423 >>850209483 >>850209539 my girlfriend sent me this, what does it mean, something to do with her period? Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:52:01 No.850207966 ► >850208300 Are you stupid it something? Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:52:13 No.850207978 > >>850208300 its called art Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:53:01 No.850208027 >>850208300 How do you not understand Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)05:57:04 No.850208237 2>850208300 File: 37250874727852973456.jpg (10 KB, 236x230) >he doesn't know what it means Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:16:02 No.850209299 is it red stripes on white background or white stripes on red background? Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:20:34 No.850209539 >>850207925 (OP) Means she's getting f----- by someone with a bigger d--- than you

Anon is in a gang | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)12:17:43 No.850210784 ► File: AC21B3C4-DFEF-42AF-96B7-D...).jpg (30 KB, 550x550) what the f--- do i do? >be me >in a gang (not a huge one, mainly just minor felonies and s---) >one of my assignments is to steal a bunch of amazon packages from doorsteps >go with another guy, derek >wearing a mask and s--- to check for cameras which he will spray paint over >steal a few packages >ezpz, lots of electronics and some useless s---. good haul otherwise. > fast forward two days > get an envelope in my mailbox > weird since i have all my mail forward to my P.O. box >open it >it's a note telling me to call a number at 6:00 PM today >attached to the note are pictures of my family. >candid shots of them in the lounge and dining room > they live two hours away >ohfuckohshit.jpg >text my friend, ask W-- do i do >he tells me to not respond. get cops involved >obviously don't want to but >just as i'm thinking that i get a text >unknown number >completely different area code >i will never forget what it said >"if you don't respond, your mother will die in her sleep"

Anon is new | /r/Greentext

>be me >be newfag >post s--- greentext how I did /b/? 43 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/21/21(Sun)23:03:26 No.850197679 >>850197573 (OP) # Horrible kys f----- 8 KB JPG

Anon gets a high five | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:25:01 No.850206367 >girl in front of me using her hand to block the sun from getting into her eye >me thinking she is trying to high five me >me and girl high five >she looks at me weird >mfw wheni realize

Anon pisses himself | /r/Greentext

No.738861551 07/14/17(Fri)19:05:19 mcgrbr.gif GIF 1.9 MiB 290x162 I got a story about this >be 12 >6th grade >really need to piss >excuse myself from band class >rush to bathroom >lt's all the way on the other side of the school >discreetly holding my d--- closed as I do >arrive >decide to kick down stall door like I'm in the movies >it's f------ occupied >kid s------- frog-style with both feet on the toilet seat >watch his turd quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle >the scare causes me to piss myself >mfw

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