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Anon is from Venezuela | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)17:13:43 No.855921254 I'm from Venezuela. Ask me anything 3 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)17:15:32 No.855921396 >>855921254 (OP) # where are you from
: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)17:13:43 No.855921254 I'm from Venezuela. Ask me anything 3 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)17:15:32 No.855921396 >>855921254 (OP) # where are you from

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Anon is not a retard | /r/Greentext

20m (6/3 1:20) · 855929895 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 9KB · (225 × 225) >be me >have a doctors appointment >they give me the wrong address >turns out its a place for mentally disabled people >women there says i must have the wrong place because im "clearly not mentally disabled" Anyone else win as hard as me today
20m (6/3 1:20) · 855929895 O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 9KB · (225 × 225) >be me >have a doctors appointment >they give me the wrong address >turns out its a place for mentally disabled people >women there says i must have the wrong place because im "clearly not mentally disabled" Anyone else win as hard as me today

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Anon gets courage | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/08/20(Sun)00:10:49 No.60816531 >oneitis looks exactly like pic related but brunette >always saw her as beautiful >find pic related >ask anons what they think >get made fun of >girl gets called a pig faced trailer trash slut Dadd 71 KB JPG >anons make fun of her make up, hair, and bad skin >realize that my oneitis is not really out of my league if anons are right >gather up the courage to ask her out on date >says yes >at the end of the date hugs me >says I should hit her up whenever I wanna go out because she's always bored at home >today we go on our 2nd date >we get tipsy on wine >end up kissing in my car Thanks, robots.
Anonymous 11/08/20(Sun)00:10:49 No.60816531 >oneitis looks exactly like pic related but brunette >always saw her as beautiful >find pic related >ask anons what they think >get made fun of >girl gets called a pig faced trailer trash slut Dadd 71 KB JPG >anons make fun of her make up, hair, and bad skin >realize that my oneitis is not really out of my league if anons are right >gather up the courage to ask her out on date >says yes >at the end of the date hugs me >says I should hit her up whenever I wanna go out because she's always bored at home >today we go on our 2nd date >we get tipsy on wine >end up kissing in my car Thanks, robots.

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What’s wrong with 4chaners?? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)07:24:45 No.17971749 SAMSUNG d0650f6ac8e7df70f3a78bc86f69ced9.jpg 236 KB JPG the existence of a model of Sam's shoes implies the existence of a barefoot Sam I want to smell Sam's feet I bet they smell like a computer store
: Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)07:24:45 No.17971749 SAMSUNG d0650f6ac8e7df70f3a78bc86f69ced9.jpg 236 KB JPG the existence of a model of Sam's shoes implies the existence of a barefoot Sam I want to smell Sam's feet I bet they smell like a computer store

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Anon is a Mac user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)07:34:11 No.81884708 >Oh, you want to install an app? Good. What's your Apple™ ID? >Hahahaha what do you mean you don't have one, silly? >W-what? It wants to access a.. f- folder?? Oh noononono, please open settings and MANUALLY allow it to access this specific ICRT soylent Presetera LACKEDCOM 188 KB JPG folder, then close it and open again >Yeah, you want to capture screen, right? No, we don't have a printscreen key, that's for losers. Please memorize this 3-key sequence to capture the whole screen, this other 3-key sequence for area capture and 4 key for saving it to the clipboard. Isn't it practical?? >I'm sorry, we don't know who programmed this particular program (even if it's for work and used by millions), so we're blocking it. Please download this s----- tool from our AppStore™ instead, have a good day. >O-oh, what are you doing?? Using... The terminal like a hacker??? Noononono, please use the FinderT to access files or Highlight™ to find that PDF you downloaded >Do you want to scan all folders recursively using cli? Fine, but we're gonna have to ask permission before accessing each folder, just to be safe >Your battery is dying, please pay $1000 to replace it with our tech Geniuses", don't forget to buy our new iPhoneT™!! >CPU goes brrrrrrr
: Anonymous 06/02/21(Wed)07:34:11 No.81884708 >Oh, you want to install an app? Good. What's your Apple™ ID? >Hahahaha what do you mean you don't have one, silly? >W-what? It wants to access a.. f- folder?? Oh noononono, please open settings and MANUALLY allow it to access this specific ICRT soylent Presetera LACKEDCOM 188 KB JPG folder, then close it and open again >Yeah, you want to capture screen, right? No, we don't have a printscreen key, that's for losers. Please memorize this 3-key sequence to capture the whole screen, this other 3-key sequence for area capture and 4 key for saving it to the clipboard. Isn't it practical?? >I'm sorry, we don't know who programmed this particular program (even if it's for work and used by millions), so we're blocking it. Please download this s----- tool from our AppStore™ instead, have a good day. >O-oh, what are you doing?? Using... The terminal like a hacker??? Noononono, please use the FinderT to access files or Highlight™ to find that PDF you downloaded >Do you want to scan all folders recursively using cli? Fine, but we're gonna have to ask permission before accessing each folder, just to be safe >Your battery is dying, please pay $1000 to replace it with our tech Geniuses", don't forget to buy our new iPhoneT™!! >CPU goes brrrrrrr

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Anon is clueless | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Ea 03/03/15(Tue)17:15:35 No.383353 >taking a piss at university >American student walks in >"Cold day, isn't it?" Why do Americans talk to strangers? Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:16:24 No.3835 he was calling your d--- small Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:17:29 No.383 File: 1387850227320.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) >>38335310 (OP) >Taking a piss >"Cold day isn't it" OP...
Anonymous Ea 03/03/15(Tue)17:15:35 No.383353 >taking a piss at university >American student walks in >"Cold day, isn't it?" Why do Americans talk to strangers? Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:16:24 No.3835 he was calling your d--- small Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:17:29 No.383 File: 1387850227320.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) >>38335310 (OP) >Taking a piss >"Cold day isn't it" OP...

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Anon Smokes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)19:01:23 No.62658503 >finish c-------- >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)20:36:36 No.62659783 Smoking inside is gross and you deserve this.
: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)19:01:23 No.62658503 >finish c-------- >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)20:36:36 No.62659783 Smoking inside is gross and you deserve this.

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Anon eats pussy | /r/Greentext

>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG sturn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate my kid
>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG sturn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate my kid

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Happy pride month | /r/Greentext

File: download_20190901_213604.jpg (12 KB, 320x289) O Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)04:40:23 No.476288660 >>476288789 >>476288795 >>476288847 >>476289365 >>476289879 >>476290186 >>476290534 >>476291572 >>476294337 The Minecraft bee is trans Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)04:41:16 No.476288725 >>476288834 >>476288902 >>476289095 >>476289154 >>476289195 >476289437 >>476289623 >>476289636 >>476289795 >>476289904 >>476290089 >>476290235 >>476290462 >>476291076 >>476291134 >>476291137 >>476291593 >>476291758 >>476292061 >>476292357>>476293130 >>476293490 >>476293495 >>476293698 >>476293807 >>476294261 >>476294284 >>476294352 >>476294667 >>476294761 >>476294815 >>476294827 >>476294943 >>476295118 >>476295134 >>476295172 >>476295208 >>476295387 >>476295667 >>476296451 >>476297059 >>476298118 >>476298280 >>476298784 Because it attacks you over the slightest thing then kills itself?
File: download_20190901_213604.jpg (12 KB, 320x289) O Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)04:40:23 No.476288660 >>476288789 >>476288795 >>476288847 >>476289365 >>476289879 >>476290186 >>476290534 >>476291572 >>476294337 The Minecraft bee is trans Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)04:41:16 No.476288725 >>476288834 >>476288902 >>476289095 >>476289154 >>476289195 >476289437 >>476289623 >>476289636 >>476289795 >>476289904 >>476290089 >>476290235 >>476290462 >>476291076 >>476291134 >>476291137 >>476291593 >>476291758 >>476292061 >>476292357>>476293130 >>476293490 >>476293495 >>476293698 >>476293807 >>476294261 >>476294284 >>476294352 >>476294667 >>476294761 >>476294815 >>476294827 >>476294943 >>476295118 >>476295134 >>476295172 >>476295208 >>476295387 >>476295667 >>476296451 >>476297059 >>476298118 >>476298280 >>476298784 Because it attacks you over the slightest thing then kills itself?

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Anon is not a jedi | /r/Greentext

>periodically try to move things with my mind to see if l've spontaneously developed telekinesis >still hasn't happened yet I'm getting impatient you guys
>periodically try to move things with my mind to see if l've spontaneously developed telekinesis >still hasn't happened yet I'm getting impatient you guys

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