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Anon tries to woo a Ukrainian | /r/Greentext

Anon being germ*n | /r/Greentext

Anon tries a buttplug. | /r/Greentext

8 Anonymous | 50356119 1 hr. ago ... >be me >gf wants me to buy her a buttplug >get curious >try it on myself >try to pull it out >oh f--- >pull as hard as i can without hurting myself but my anus is fighting back >suddenly the little handle thing comes off >oh god oh f--- >try to poop it out >doesn't come out 62.5 kB JPG >remember the thing where an egg can go into a bottle if you put something burning in the bottle >grab a large bottle with a large opening >throw burning piece of paper in it >put it up against a------ >oh f--- it hurts so f------ much >suddenly buttplug pops out >oh thank f------ god >get up >realize my a------ prolapsed >fuckfuckfuckfuCK >laying in bed with my legs up trying to suck my a------ back in for an hour >finally goes back in >i'm currently laying in bed naked, sweating and crying with an a------ the size of an egg >f--- you gf

Anon feels good | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)15:36:46 No.847384614 >l just had a great s---. >Didn't have a terrible urge to go, no need to fight it while making my way to the bathroom, nothing. >Just walked there, sat down and s--- was done. 239 KB PNG >No struggle, no horrid smell, no dhiarrea, no splashing. >Cleaning up was great too, no blood, no pain, just smooth and easy. This genuinely made my day better. 3 Replies View Thread

anon has a mutation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)19:16:18 No.67773225 remake.jpg 161 KB JPG >pure black, dark veins on my penis am i going to die? : Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)19:17:35 No.67773237 it's taking over... VENOM 1.28 MB JPG

Anon is a hero | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous (ID: +THQPKC6) F--- women 03/19/19(Tue)17:48:03 No.13062252 >walking home >guy kicking gf, screaming >intervene, guy pulls knife >legit seething by this point, pick up a brick and threaten to kill him >runs towards me, trips a few metres away, still swirling knife 177 KB PNG around and catching legs >Slam brick into head, instead death, call police and explain situation >Femoid says I attacked her and bf tried to protect her >Could well have have been found guilty of murder but guy was caught on dash cam and femoid who isn't a psychotic pos told the truth >post tuxedo Pepe on 4chan like I'm smug about it while still cry about the incident 3 months later

Anon is blind | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)07:26:44 No.4901415 >4901425 >>4901509 >>4901520 >>4902454 >>4907640 File: fregg jpg (23 KB, 446x362) >tfw i used to read in sunlight when i was younger. now i have cataracts. >tfw have to dictate my posts to my little brother. O Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)14:02:29 No.4902454 >4902474 >>4902650 >>4902673 >>4904173 >>4906512 2 >>4901415 >>4901520 "Can you repeat that back to me please"? "Yeah, that's it. Now attach a picture of a sad frog" ". a-a sad frog"? "Just open the folder labeled frog and feels'" "W-wha. what is this? There are hundreds of them. What are these for"? "Nevermind that. Just look for the one called fregg', that looks like it had a seizure and attach it." "Yes, that's perfect, you can send it now"

Anon gets special ed :) | /r/Greentext

Anon has daddy issues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)22:59:32 No.874513872 >be my father >shove religion down my children's throats >talk about God constantly >drag them to church constantly >always yell and get angry at them 15 KB JPG >beat my children with a closed fist >take out second mortgage when my wife isn't paying attention to buy a sweet car and loose our home >cheat on my wife with her best friend >steal $30,000 from my wife (all the money to her name) to buy failing hotdog shop which only nets $6-7 a day in profit >gaslight her that divorce is a sin when she files for it >threaten to kill her boyfriend after a year of being divorced >propose to every woman I date >marry one after 2 weeks of dating >listen to her when she says I should abandon my children >dissappear from their lives forever >miss my first and probably only grandchilds birth and never meet her >miss my oldest sons wedding >miss raising my daughter altogether >miss her graduating highschool and college >write family a letter about how terrible they are in the eyes of God and how they all abandoned me as their father even though I peaced out first chance i got without even so much as a goodbye >call the police on my son when he writes threatening letter back in response F--- you, Dad. I hope you die alone and scared you f----- ass coward.

Anon works as a phone salesman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)15:11:46 No.849659169 >be me >work as a phone salesman >95% of calls are old peope >nobody ever actually buys anything >get paid per time spent in calls >most old people are lonely and 110 КВ PNG just want to talk >talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours >basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day >even have regular callers that know us by names >supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about how she used to live back in the day >she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times. >my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting, keep going"

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