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Milf mod deficiency | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:46:09 No.682906398 IMG_0284.jpg 421 KB JPG >Mods to make older women young are everywhere >Almost none for enhancing older women or making young women older Preferring older women is a curse
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:46:09 No.682906398 IMG_0284.jpg 421 KB JPG >Mods to make older women young are everywhere >Almost none for enhancing older women or making young women older Preferring older women is a curse

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Anon dreams of CN | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)13:47:27 No.78276259 >be me, 8 years old, 2000 >I wake up some saturday morning to the sound of my dad coming home >He bought a copy of Windows for the family >I think it was ME, and I was super excited as I always like anything we upgraded >I did my normal routine, brushing teeth, eating breakfast, watching CN and waiting for my dad to settle down after coming home >I put CN down at a lower volume to help my dad focus on setting ME up >I was so excited to try the internet with this new operating system, and was even arguing with my sister because she wanted to use it first >It was a very sunny day, a day of saturday morning cartoons. >be me, 16 years old, 2024 >It's thursday on a hot summer day >none of it ever existed >I wouldn't have even existed >it was all a dream >but why would I dream a time I never experienced? > Where am I? Why am I? Why do we deceit ourselves a better life without ever intending to do so?
Anonymous 61 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)13:47:27 No.78276259 >be me, 8 years old, 2000 >I wake up some saturday morning to the sound of my dad coming home >He bought a copy of Windows for the family >I think it was ME, and I was super excited as I always like anything we upgraded >I did my normal routine, brushing teeth, eating breakfast, watching CN and waiting for my dad to settle down after coming home >I put CN down at a lower volume to help my dad focus on setting ME up >I was so excited to try the internet with this new operating system, and was even arguing with my sister because she wanted to use it first >It was a very sunny day, a day of saturday morning cartoons. >be me, 16 years old, 2024 >It's thursday on a hot summer day >none of it ever existed >I wouldn't have even existed >it was all a dream >but why would I dream a time I never experienced? > Where am I? Why am I? Why do we deceit ourselves a better life without ever intending to do so?

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I miss BioShock | /r/Greentext

>is he dead yet? >I... think so? he's been staring at us without moving a muscle for a while now. >should we just leave him here? >that's kinda f--- >HE MOVED! >*multiple Elizabeths* AAAAAAHHHH >HOLDING HIM DOWN, HOLD HIM DOWN!
>is he dead yet? >I... think so? he's been staring at us without moving a muscle for a while now. >should we just leave him here? >that's kinda f--- >HE MOVED! >*multiple Elizabeths* AAAAAAHHHH >HOLDING HIM DOWN, HOLD HIM DOWN!

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Anon Goes To Therapy | /r/Greentext

Therapy Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)15:24:02 No.78273657 >be me >autistic >f----- up in brain so have to go to therapy >have really cool therapist >probably like 8/10, really like her but keep it professional >therapy ends >not going to see her again >only person I cared about in years >cry.exe What is this s---?? Therapy is supposed to help and instead I'm f----- up even more now. Idk just post your mean replies so I can be mad at you or something.
Therapy Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)15:24:02 No.78273657 >be me >autistic >f----- up in brain so have to go to therapy >have really cool therapist >probably like 8/10, really like her but keep it professional >therapy ends >not going to see her again >only person I cared about in years >cry.exe What is this s---?? Therapy is supposed to help and instead I'm f----- up even more now. Idk just post your mean replies so I can be mad at you or something.

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Anon is working | /r/Greentext

27 KB JPG >get a job at a huge organization >fully virtual >a year later, manager rage quits >team is a mess >new manager comes in but never contacts me >I never contact her >I don't think I was ever officially assigned to her so she probably doesn't even know I exist >slowly divert my work to different people in the company >nothing to do >no one to report to >I've been getting paid for free >it's been four months
27 KB JPG >get a job at a huge organization >fully virtual >a year later, manager rage quits >team is a mess >new manager comes in but never contacts me >I never contact her >I don't think I was ever officially assigned to her so she probably doesn't even know I exist >slowly divert my work to different people in the company >nothing to do >no one to report to >I've been getting paid for free >it's been four months

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Cultural differences | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous + 07/23/24(Tue)07:52:05 No.200088267 Wowimatard - 8h 3 Awards I remember going to my swedish friends house. And while we were playing in his room, his mom yelled that dinner was ready. And check this. He told me to WAIT in his room while they ate. That was feking wild. Reply 10.4k 1721665260886269.jpg 127 KB JPG Sweden.... W--.........
O Anonymous + 07/23/24(Tue)07:52:05 No.200088267 Wowimatard - 8h 3 Awards I remember going to my swedish friends house. And while we were playing in his room, his mom yelled that dinner was ready. And check this. He told me to WAIT in his room while they ate. That was feking wild. Reply 10.4k 1721665260886269.jpg 127 KB JPG Sweden.... W--.........

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Anon goes incelmaxxed after bad relationship experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous w My 20 year mation dways had a vision at howl wanted to look and feeli just didn't know wwe pamte betur. To athering what I shut and shouldn't. Ute is the short to live unhappy so imode big changes (23 n the left 43 on the right To the own at be us 1.38 MB PNG 07/25/24(Thu)12:31:16 No.78272479 >be me >incel >meet legit femcel through work >we get together >lose our virginities together >she is my whole world >two years later >planning on having children >about to move in together >she gets a new job >male coworkers start hitting on her >despite everything we went through together and all our plans she leaves me and becomes a turbo slut for the guys at her work >saw her walking on the street a few months later >almost didn't recognise her, dyed blonde roastie hair, face cakes in makeup and dressed like a literal prostitute Guys I wish I was making this s--- up Somehow being with a woman made me hate women even more than when I was an incel : Anonymous >>78272479 (OP) # 07/25/24(Thu)12:37:52 No.78272518 People are not saying women are nothing but common w----- for no reason whatsoever, all women are sluts, never forget it and remember to always hold on to that when you start ot imagine they deserve respect. If she's not w------ around mindlessly, she just has not had the chance to do it. If any kind of a chance for it happens she will take it and she will be a w---- : Anonymous >>78272479 (OP) # 07/25/24(Thu)12:39:10 No.78272525 op is gay and made that all up
: Anonymous w My 20 year mation dways had a vision at howl wanted to look and feeli just didn't know wwe pamte betur. To athering what I shut and shouldn't. Ute is the short to live unhappy so imode big changes (23 n the left 43 on the right To the own at be us 1.38 MB PNG 07/25/24(Thu)12:31:16 No.78272479 >be me >incel >meet legit femcel through work >we get together >lose our virginities together >she is my whole world >two years later >planning on having children >about to move in together >she gets a new job >male coworkers start hitting on her >despite everything we went through together and all our plans she leaves me and becomes a turbo slut for the guys at her work >saw her walking on the street a few months later >almost didn't recognise her, dyed blonde roastie hair, face cakes in makeup and dressed like a literal prostitute Guys I wish I was making this s--- up Somehow being with a woman made me hate women even more than when I was an incel : Anonymous >>78272479 (OP) # 07/25/24(Thu)12:37:52 No.78272518 People are not saying women are nothing but common w----- for no reason whatsoever, all women are sluts, never forget it and remember to always hold on to that when you start ot imagine they deserve respect. If she's not w------ around mindlessly, she just has not had the chance to do it. If any kind of a chance for it happens she will take it and she will be a w---- : Anonymous >>78272479 (OP) # 07/25/24(Thu)12:39:10 No.78272525 op is gay and made that all up

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Anon is a clown | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 10:23:55 No.914761935 >be me, typical class clown loser >in math class, goofing off >while doing an equation on the whiteboard, the teacher asks us to calculate 324 x 67 for her >being the class clown I blurt out a random number and then tell everyone I'm one of those genius human calculators as a joke 272 KB JPG >to everyone's complete shock, myself included, I ended up guessing the correct number somehow >everyone now thinks I'm some kinda mathematical genius What do I do guys? This is the first time I've actually gotten any respect from my peers and it feels awesome. But I know I'll get exposed for the fraud I am sooner or later and I'll go back to being a loser
Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 10:23:55 No.914761935 >be me, typical class clown loser >in math class, goofing off >while doing an equation on the whiteboard, the teacher asks us to calculate 324 x 67 for her >being the class clown I blurt out a random number and then tell everyone I'm one of those genius human calculators as a joke 272 KB JPG >to everyone's complete shock, myself included, I ended up guessing the correct number somehow >everyone now thinks I'm some kinda mathematical genius What do I do guys? This is the first time I've actually gotten any respect from my peers and it feels awesome. But I know I'll get exposed for the fraud I am sooner or later and I'll go back to being a loser

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The rape dwarf is coming | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The dwarf 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 >Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons
Anonymous The dwarf 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 >Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons

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Centroid humor. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue)21:47:39 No.71869130 maxresdefault (1).jpg 55 KB JPG >Hey guys, Charlie here >heres me explaining every minute detail of a 30 second clip on Twitter over the course of 10 minutes >here's the most milquetoast YouTuber or corporate drama you've ever heard >reviews thing people like: "it's good" >reviews thing people don't like: "it's bad"
Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue)21:47:39 No.71869130 maxresdefault (1).jpg 55 KB JPG >Hey guys, Charlie here >heres me explaining every minute detail of a 30 second clip on Twitter over the course of 10 minutes >here's the most milquetoast YouTuber or corporate drama you've ever heard >reviews thing people like: "it's good" >reviews thing people don't like: "it's bad"

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