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: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)18:44:54 No.872061368 >be me, 24 yo >never had a girlfriend, never even kissed a girl >forward 2 years, 26 yo >stopped caring about girls, go after what I want, play the bad boy 909 KB PNG look >getting p---- every weekend >girls love me now >about to go bang my side chick
: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)18:44:54 No.872061368 >be me, 24 yo >never had a girlfriend, never even kissed a girl >forward 2 years, 26 yo >stopped caring about girls, go after what I want, play the bad boy 909 KB PNG look >getting p---- every weekend >girls love me now >about to go bang my side chick

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Anon gets cucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)15:56:42 No.56824702 How do you manage pain? >decided to bite the bullet and get a h----- >find most good looking cheapest w---- near where i live >call her and we start talking >>"you sound a bit nervous,are you a virgin?" >"Y-yes i'm a virgin" Exerse/Yoga Teno/ibuprofen DAlcohot GAccupuncture/Massage Heroi B Prescridarion pain meds Latmply lve with the pain. Vote View results Seamore oolls 105 KB JPG >>"I'm sorry,i don't service virgins anymore.l feel super guilty afterwards." >she hangs up Nothing makes you feel more alive like being truned down by litteral prostitute,real confidence boost! 9 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)15:56:42 No.56824702 How do you manage pain? >decided to bite the bullet and get a h----- >find most good looking cheapest w---- near where i live >call her and we start talking >>"you sound a bit nervous,are you a virgin?" >"Y-yes i'm a virgin" Exerse/Yoga Teno/ibuprofen DAlcohot GAccupuncture/Massage Heroi B Prescridarion pain meds Latmply lve with the pain. Vote View results Seamore oolls 105 KB JPG >>"I'm sorry,i don't service virgins anymore.l feel super guilty afterwards." >she hangs up Nothing makes you feel more alive like being truned down by litteral prostitute,real confidence boost! 9 Replies View Thread

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Anon is racist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 48813221 2 min ago >Be me >At Wendy's waiting in line for tendies >Black guy walks into store and stands behind me >Immediately think to myself, "s---, this dude is about the rob the store" >Realize that I just unfairly based my thoughts on a stereotype >Decide that thinking in that way is unfair to others and close-minded and that I should pursue a more open-minded and accepting view of humanity from now on >Black guy pulls out gun >Robs the store >mfw 25.7 kB JPG REPLY
Anonymous | 48813221 2 min ago >Be me >At Wendy's waiting in line for tendies >Black guy walks into store and stands behind me >Immediately think to myself, "s---, this dude is about the rob the store" >Realize that I just unfairly based my thoughts on a stereotype >Decide that thinking in that way is unfair to others and close-minded and that I should pursue a more open-minded and accepting view of humanity from now on >Black guy pulls out gun >Robs the store >mfw 25.7 kB JPG REPLY

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Anon hates the uk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TF5W8IEU ) COMFY 09/24/20(Thu)15:38:02 No.278949312 >go looking on google maps for cool random places in the world >live in s------- UK irl >find a random town in the US that feels a lot like Arlen from King of the Hill 53 KB JPG >start going back to this random tiny town in Nebraska with population of like 2k >feel so comfy and nostalgic for something I experienced >tfw they didn't even take it away from me, never er had it That is all.
: Anonymous (ID: TF5W8IEU ) COMFY 09/24/20(Thu)15:38:02 No.278949312 >go looking on google maps for cool random places in the world >live in s------- UK irl >find a random town in the US that feels a lot like Arlen from King of the Hill 53 KB JPG >start going back to this random tiny town in Nebraska with population of like 2k >feel so comfy and nostalgic for something I experienced >tfw they didn't even take it away from me, never er had it That is all.

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Anon is a nice guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come >she was too drunk after party to 17 KB JPG drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?
: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come >she was too drunk after party to 17 KB JPG drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

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Anon is done | /r/Greentext

253243234554.jpg 18 KB JPG >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise
253243234554.jpg 18 KB JPG >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise

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/tv/ knows about Bane | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:48:34 No.163409657 >>163416579 File: this-guy-knows-about-bane.jpg (24 KB, 600x563) This guy knows about Bane Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:50:05 No.163409718 >>163409772 >>163409805 >>163409966 >>163410036 >>163410351 >>163416579 >>163418790 >>163418822 Bane? Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:51:24 No.163409772 >>163409718 # don't play dumb with me
>> Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:48:34 No.163409657 >>163416579 File: this-guy-knows-about-bane.jpg (24 KB, 600x563) This guy knows about Bane Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:50:05 No.163409718 >>163409772 >>163409805 >>163409966 >>163410036 >>163410351 >>163416579 >>163418790 >>163418822 Bane? Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)20:51:24 No.163409772 >>163409718 # don't play dumb with me

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Anon is gay? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)08:09:24 No.872097529 >Tfw l've been out as a gay male for over 10 years >now gay sex is so normal | started to develop a forced straight kink >fantasize constantly about a girl forcing me to blow my load into her womb, have babies, and get married >tfw I'm a gay man getting off to the idea 39 KB JPG of having seven or eight kids with a loving, tradwife
: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)08:09:24 No.872097529 >Tfw l've been out as a gay male for over 10 years >now gay sex is so normal | started to develop a forced straight kink >fantasize constantly about a girl forcing me to blow my load into her womb, have babies, and get married >tfw I'm a gay man getting off to the idea 39 KB JPG of having seven or eight kids with a loving, tradwife

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Anon is a suicidal autistic dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/29/17(Wed)20:46:20 No.41441199 My life is an /r9k/ meme >nerd and outcast all my life >ignore women completely because they ignore me >start making money as 108 KB JPG web engineer for Yahoo >eventually find cute girl that seems to care about me >Get married 2006 Fast forward to last year >have 3 kids, one 10, one 8, and one 7 >oldest son plays baseball, really loves it. Athletic, highest grades in class. >Middle girl also plays sports and gets great grades >youngest son isn't doing so well. Bullied at school, somehow overweight, screams over the tiniest things >in December my wife tells me that my oldest two kids aren't mine >they're actually my former boss's So what do I do here? Kill myself, I guess?
: Anonymous 11/29/17(Wed)20:46:20 No.41441199 My life is an /r9k/ meme >nerd and outcast all my life >ignore women completely because they ignore me >start making money as 108 KB JPG web engineer for Yahoo >eventually find cute girl that seems to care about me >Get married 2006 Fast forward to last year >have 3 kids, one 10, one 8, and one 7 >oldest son plays baseball, really loves it. Athletic, highest grades in class. >Middle girl also plays sports and gets great grades >youngest son isn't doing so well. Bullied at school, somehow overweight, screams over the tiniest things >in December my wife tells me that my oldest two kids aren't mine >they're actually my former boss's So what do I do here? Kill myself, I guess?

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Anon looks like a Wojack | /r/Greentext

File: 6e330c2ab44a01ef.jpg (647 KB, 3456x2383) O Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)16:09:31 No.65435834 [Reply] >>65436601 Can finasteride help me? 8 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)17:34:54 No.65436601 File: 7D67E438-5CBE-4748-8158-B(.).png (193 KB, 1545x869) >>65435834 (OP) >pic related
File: 6e330c2ab44a01ef.jpg (647 KB, 3456x2383) O Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)16:09:31 No.65435834 [Reply] >>65436601 Can finasteride help me? 8 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)17:34:54 No.65436601 File: 7D67E438-5CBE-4748-8158-B(.).png (193 KB, 1545x869) >>65435834 (OP) >pic related

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