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: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)08:16:22 No.49797423 Real story here: >Be driving home from grocery store >Stop at intersection with red light >Beggar comes up to car >Roll my window down >He gets closer >Hose him down with pepper spray >Drive off >Never see beggars at that intersection again >>49797623 # >>49797700 # >>49797736 # >>49799124 # >>49805120 # >>49806296 # >>49807165 # >>49808269 #
: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)08:16:22 No.49797423 Real story here: >Be driving home from grocery store >Stop at intersection with red light >Beggar comes up to car >Roll my window down >He gets closer >Hose him down with pepper spray >Drive off >Never see beggars at that intersection again >>49797623 # >>49797700 # >>49797736 # >>49799124 # >>49805120 # >>49806296 # >>49807165 # >>49808269 #

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Anon becomes the kid chucker | /r/Greentext


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Anon Plays too much video games | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)14:28:35 No.854002332 >Be me >playing video games on Sunday night >comfy as hell >very invested in game >See a light coming through my 51 KB JPG window. >"Oh s---, I stayed up all night playing video games!" >panicking as I think about another exhausting day at work. >look out window >turns out that it's just the mushroom cloud from a nuclear warhead >crisisaverted.exe
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)14:28:35 No.854002332 >Be me >playing video games on Sunday night >comfy as hell >very invested in game >See a light coming through my 51 KB JPG window. >"Oh s---, I stayed up all night playing video games!" >panicking as I think about another exhausting day at work. >look out window >turns out that it's just the mushroom cloud from a nuclear warhead >crisisaverted.exe

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/x/anon got abducted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)00:09:07 No.29173381 >get abducted >wake up on spaceship >naked alien chick walks in >no fangs in her p--- so so-far-so-good >says they want to find out something about my species >ohboybetitshumanreproduction >"now comes the part where you undress me like in the movies?" >"what? no, we are interested in how the human digestive system works" >already started undressing while she was babbling >get kicked out of spaceship for being a horny virgin thanks, p---
Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)00:09:07 No.29173381 >get abducted >wake up on spaceship >naked alien chick walks in >no fangs in her p--- so so-far-so-good >says they want to find out something about my species >ohboybetitshumanreproduction >"now comes the part where you undress me like in the movies?" >"what? no, we are interested in how the human digestive system works" >already started undressing while she was babbling >get kicked out of spaceship for being a horny virgin thanks, p---

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Anon is lazy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)18:25:22 No.64371304 > "Do you exercise often, anon?" > Is m----------- an exercise? > "I guess so" > Then no. 18 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)18:25:22 No.64371304 > "Do you exercise often, anon?" > Is m----------- an exercise? > "I guess so" > Then no. 18 KB JPG

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Boomer destroys lib soyjack with his manly facts and logic | /r/Greentext


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Anon thinks about something | /r/Greentext


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Anon likes the footy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: BGR+bin8 06/29/21(Tue)19:03:18 No.328047736 NFC20SFC GREGGS JO0,000 WHiTE GIRLS SolD TO PAKISI NORF 1624962462427.png 53 KB PNG >TONIGHT on Engurland News. A huge p--------- ring operating out of an Islamic community centre in the heart of Manchester has been exposed. Up to ten thousand girls may have been trafficked and abused on an industrial scale. >Knife crime is still increasing. Today has seen the death toll rise to 710 in one London borough alone. >Another terror plot exposed to put anthrax in every packet of Walkers crisps in the country has bee- >WOT DA F-- IS THIS DEPRESSING S--- I FOOKIN HATE THE NEWS. WHY CAN'T THEY SHOW SOME HAPPY NEWS FOR FOOKIN ONCE? PUT ON THE FOOTIE, LUV. >We bring you back to the EPIC clash between Norf F.C and Suverner F.C at the Emirati Saif Al Islam Stadium! >GO ON AL-RASHIDI! GO ON MY SON, HAMMER IT! YOU F-----' LEGEND! YOU F-----' BEAUTY! >GO000000 00000AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAАAAAАAAAAAAAAААAAAAL
: Anonymous (ID: BGR+bin8 06/29/21(Tue)19:03:18 No.328047736 NFC20SFC GREGGS JO0,000 WHiTE GIRLS SolD TO PAKISI NORF 1624962462427.png 53 KB PNG >TONIGHT on Engurland News. A huge p--------- ring operating out of an Islamic community centre in the heart of Manchester has been exposed. Up to ten thousand girls may have been trafficked and abused on an industrial scale. >Knife crime is still increasing. Today has seen the death toll rise to 710 in one London borough alone. >Another terror plot exposed to put anthrax in every packet of Walkers crisps in the country has bee- >WOT DA F-- IS THIS DEPRESSING S--- I FOOKIN HATE THE NEWS. WHY CAN'T THEY SHOW SOME HAPPY NEWS FOR FOOKIN ONCE? PUT ON THE FOOTIE, LUV. >We bring you back to the EPIC clash between Norf F.C and Suverner F.C at the Emirati Saif Al Islam Stadium! >GO ON AL-RASHIDI! GO ON MY SON, HAMMER IT! YOU F-----' LEGEND! YOU F-----' BEAUTY! >GO000000 00000AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAАAAAАAAAAAAAAААAAAAL

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The Fart Connoisseur goes shopping | /r/Greentext


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Anon has pride | /r/Greentext


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