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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 07/08/22 (Fri)12:48:14 No.881647619 >be me >doctor >at ER at like 5ish am, a patient arrives >young adult girl, like 20 years old I think, with one parent >she says, and I s--- your not, she ate a biscuit and then she checked the package and it was expired >"uhhh, do you feel anything?" "No" >that's it, that's f------ it. >she wanted to know if she had to do something about it, like an exam >bro, w--?? I could be f------ sleeping, go home Anonymous >>881647619 (OP) # did she make it? 07/08/22 (Fri) 12:51:17 No.881647776
Anonymous 12 KB JPG 07/08/22 (Fri)12:48:14 No.881647619 >be me >doctor >at ER at like 5ish am, a patient arrives >young adult girl, like 20 years old I think, with one parent >she says, and I s--- your not, she ate a biscuit and then she checked the package and it was expired >"uhhh, do you feel anything?" "No" >that's it, that's f------ it. >she wanted to know if she had to do something about it, like an exam >bro, w--?? I could be f------ sleeping, go home Anonymous >>881647619 (OP) # did she make it? 07/08/22 (Fri) 12:51:17 No.881647776

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Anon needs a dom gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous do bottoms really Anonymous 224989471 (QE) unironically yes N 1629544464177pG 97 KBJPG 03/22/22(Tue)22:00:12 No 24989505 270 KB JPG 07/08/22(Fri)19:06:59 No.69336821 I am literally the perfect sub >5'8 51kg >18yo 6in >very pale very soft skin >skinny wrists (can hold above my head with one hand) >cute midriff (I am very proud of it) >soft thighs >sensitive neck and ears (good for kissing) >very sensitive, can have multiple >massive praise kink >massive virgin (I've only had crushes on/asked out lesbians before) >thick hair (any style u want) >music taste is entirely based off the last girl I liked listened to (probably will change w the next one) >no commitments at all >good at repairs / making s--- / house chores where do I find my tall dommy neck kisses bi gf is she real
: Anonymous do bottoms really Anonymous 224989471 (QE) unironically yes N 1629544464177pG 97 KBJPG 03/22/22(Tue)22:00:12 No 24989505 270 KB JPG 07/08/22(Fri)19:06:59 No.69336821 I am literally the perfect sub >5'8 51kg >18yo 6in >very pale very soft skin >skinny wrists (can hold above my head with one hand) >cute midriff (I am very proud of it) >soft thighs >sensitive neck and ears (good for kissing) >very sensitive, can have multiple >massive praise kink >massive virgin (I've only had crushes on/asked out lesbians before) >thick hair (any style u want) >music taste is entirely based off the last girl I liked listened to (probably will change w the next one) >no commitments at all >good at repairs / making s--- / house chores where do I find my tall dommy neck kisses bi gf is she real

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: Anonymous 73 KB JPG 08/10/21(Tue)09:06:09 No.125014102 >meets a disabled 14 year on the beach, completely naked >attempts to marry her without once trying to find our where her parents are 08/10/21(Tue)09:07:48 No.125014133 : Anonymous >>125014102 (OP) # Finders keepers.
: Anonymous 73 KB JPG 08/10/21(Tue)09:06:09 No.125014102 >meets a disabled 14 year on the beach, completely naked >attempts to marry her without once trying to find our where her parents are 08/10/21(Tue)09:07:48 No.125014133 : Anonymous >>125014102 (OP) # Finders keepers.

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: Anonymous TROLLEY 125 KB JPG 07/08/22(Fri) 18:47:11 No.881652882 >Disc spins >Needle touches it >Perfectly formed music sound waves are heard You expect me to believe this s---
: Anonymous TROLLEY 125 KB JPG 07/08/22(Fri) 18:47:11 No.881652882 >Disc spins >Needle touches it >Perfectly formed music sound waves are heard You expect me to believe this s---

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Anon remembers something from 8 years ago. | /r/Greentext

File: 1425845961711.jpg (190 KB, 634x620) SPORTS NEWSPAPER AND OF THE YEAR Brazil crushed by Germany in the most humiliating defeat in World Cup history 1-7 MATTINSAMEL IMPORTANT INPORATION NEGLIGENCE AT HOSPITAL FREEL OR DOCTORS? 1 Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)23:11:05 No.121844319 ► >>121844437 >>121851228 >>121851620 >>121851672 >>121852758 >>121854015 >>121885976 >8 YEARS AGO TODAY □ Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)23:15:04 No.121844437 ► >>121844471 >>121844319 (OP) >8 YEARS AGO TODAY nothing happened >> Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)23:16:16 No.121844471 ► >>121844592 File: 1404911857184.jpg (225 KB, 441x600) HUMILHAÇAO MUNDIAL >>121844437 8 years ago today, SOMETHING HAPPENED!
File: 1425845961711.jpg (190 KB, 634x620) SPORTS NEWSPAPER AND OF THE YEAR Brazil crushed by Germany in the most humiliating defeat in World Cup history 1-7 MATTINSAMEL IMPORTANT INPORATION NEGLIGENCE AT HOSPITAL FREEL OR DOCTORS? 1 Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)23:11:05 No.121844319 ► >>121844437 >>121851228 >>121851620 >>121851672 >>121852758 >>121854015 >>121885976 >8 YEARS AGO TODAY □ Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)23:15:04 No.121844437 ► >>121844471 >>121844319 (OP) >8 YEARS AGO TODAY nothing happened >> Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)23:16:16 No.121844471 ► >>121844592 File: 1404911857184.jpg (225 KB, 441x600) HUMILHAÇAO MUNDIAL >>121844437 8 years ago today, SOMETHING HAPPENED!

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Anon is the best at kung fu | /r/Greentext

>2am. Hungry >Grab my bitch summoning stick. Bang it on the wall until Mommy arrives >She takes ages to arrives. She's pregnant from some Chad who then dumped her >Tell her I'm hungry and want to go to 297 KB, 300x456 Burger King >"No Anon, it's late. I have to work tomorrow >Tell her it's no wonder Chad left after knocking her up and if she's not nicer to her Good Boy, he'll leave her too. > Her eyes well up and she drives me to Burger King. >l get a kid's meal and play with my toys for a while. >Tell Mommy I want to be the Burger King and to get me a cardboard BK crown. >She asks the manager but he says they're all out. >I start screeching REEEEEEEE but Mommy says there's nothing she can do as there's no other Burger King's open at this hour. >She drives me home. I sulk and watch Kung Fu Panda. >I get an idea. I hide behind the couch and call Mommy into the room. > When she arrives I kung fu chop her in the belly >She rolls around on the ground, crying that she thinks I've hurt the baby. >I pour my piss jug on her head and demand she apologises for not making me the Burger King and tell me I'm the best at Kung Fu. >She keeps sobbing so I drag her into the cupboard and lock her in there until she learns her lesson. >Decide to go take a warm bath in the meantime. F------ normies. Why do they do this?
>2am. Hungry >Grab my bitch summoning stick. Bang it on the wall until Mommy arrives >She takes ages to arrives. She's pregnant from some Chad who then dumped her >Tell her I'm hungry and want to go to 297 KB, 300x456 Burger King >"No Anon, it's late. I have to work tomorrow >Tell her it's no wonder Chad left after knocking her up and if she's not nicer to her Good Boy, he'll leave her too. > Her eyes well up and she drives me to Burger King. >l get a kid's meal and play with my toys for a while. >Tell Mommy I want to be the Burger King and to get me a cardboard BK crown. >She asks the manager but he says they're all out. >I start screeching REEEEEEEE but Mommy says there's nothing she can do as there's no other Burger King's open at this hour. >She drives me home. I sulk and watch Kung Fu Panda. >I get an idea. I hide behind the couch and call Mommy into the room. > When she arrives I kung fu chop her in the belly >She rolls around on the ground, crying that she thinks I've hurt the baby. >I pour my piss jug on her head and demand she apologises for not making me the Burger King and tell me I'm the best at Kung Fu. >She keeps sobbing so I drag her into the cupboard and lock her in there until she learns her lesson. >Decide to go take a warm bath in the meantime. F------ normies. Why do they do this?

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Brylcreem, Creatine, and a bag of Co-ca-ine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)12:56:19 No.67487534 ► >>67487696 >>67489046 File: 1604191031536.jpg (200 KB, 914x1024) It's about to get weird. Whenever I see a person I kinda know or wanna impress I do this really retarded thing: >finish my set >walk to where I have to go, person I know or that I want to impress stands there >doesn't look at me yet >change into a "crazy guy" >widen my eyes >twitch my right eye >make noises like there's slime in my throat >move my jaw around like I did cocaine >drink an excessive amount of water with water dripping out as I lean with my back to the ground, my head to the roof and my bottle straight to the moon >walk around broadly >see them, say "hi" and walk to where I have to go I don't know why I do this and it's weird af, I bet everyone at the gym thinks I'm some autistic junkie who takes cocaine before the gym
Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)12:56:19 No.67487534 ► >>67487696 >>67489046 File: 1604191031536.jpg (200 KB, 914x1024) It's about to get weird. Whenever I see a person I kinda know or wanna impress I do this really retarded thing: >finish my set >walk to where I have to go, person I know or that I want to impress stands there >doesn't look at me yet >change into a "crazy guy" >widen my eyes >twitch my right eye >make noises like there's slime in my throat >move my jaw around like I did cocaine >drink an excessive amount of water with water dripping out as I lean with my back to the ground, my head to the roof and my bottle straight to the moon >walk around broadly >see them, say "hi" and walk to where I have to go I don't know why I do this and it's weird af, I bet everyone at the gym thinks I'm some autistic junkie who takes cocaine before the gym

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Anon loved cleaning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)20:05:56 No.87652536 >be me >7 yo >in computer class >imac g3s >kid pix studio deluxe f--- yeah >at the end of the class the teacher would hand us alcohol wipes and tell us to clean the screen, keyboard, and mouse. >would sniff the alcohol and loved the smell
: Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)20:05:56 No.87652536 >be me >7 yo >in computer class >imac g3s >kid pix studio deluxe f--- yeah >at the end of the class the teacher would hand us alcohol wipes and tell us to clean the screen, keyboard, and mouse. >would sniff the alcohol and loved the smell

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