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Nothin like it indeed | /r/Greentext
![M McDonald's i-think-the-batman-forever-glasses-were-the-coolest-thing-v0-yxyze57h4uka1.jpg >>491872015 (OP) # 113 KB JPG >>491872321 # >>491873381 # >>491873573 # >>491874379 # >>491874540 # >>491874580 # >>491874858 # Anonymous (ID: Ntg6E+m1) 12/20/24(Fri)17:34:26 No.491873573 >>491872296 # ⠀ Anonymous (ID: ZzdeM >put that in the freezer in the freezer on a hot summer morning 746 KB JPG >>49187 Based b>go out and play super soaker for a couple hours come back in >fill it up with fresh squeezed koolaid >nothin like it >>491872828 # >>491874379 # >>491874494 # >>491875670 # >>491875933 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/973/287/989.jpeg)
![M McDonald's i-think-the-batman-forever-glasses-were-the-coolest-thing-v0-yxyze57h4uka1.jpg >>491872015 (OP) # 113 KB JPG >>491872321 # >>491873381 # >>491873573 # >>491874379 # >>491874540 # >>491874580 # >>491874858 # Anonymous (ID: Ntg6E+m1) 12/20/24(Fri)17:34:26 No.491873573 >>491872296 # ⠀ Anonymous (ID: ZzdeM >put that in the freezer in the freezer on a hot summer morning 746 KB JPG >>49187 Based b>go out and play super soaker for a couple hours come back in >fill it up with fresh squeezed koolaid >nothin like it >>491872828 # >>491874379 # >>491874494 # >>491875670 # >>491875933 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/973/287/989.jpeg)
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Anon tries cooking | /r/Greentext
![12/20/2024, 9:55:21 PM Anonymous Be me. 14 KB JPEG No.40580579 Need to save money. Decide to learn cooking. Making pizza dough. 4th times alarms went off in apartment complex in 4 tries because broiler is hot as f---, 5th time. Perfect pepp pizza. Where are noises to tell me pizza is done?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/973/273/1bb.png)
![12/20/2024, 9:55:21 PM Anonymous Be me. 14 KB JPEG No.40580579 Need to save money. Decide to learn cooking. Making pizza dough. 4th times alarms went off in apartment complex in 4 tries because broiler is hot as f---, 5th time. Perfect pepp pizza. Where are noises to tell me pizza is done?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/973/273/1bb.png)
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Anon prefers to play video games | /r/Greentext
![sage (ID: JeIODIp7 12/20/24(Fri)16:09:57 No.491915286 >approach women >EWW YOU CREEP >don't approach women >"where is my attention?" This is why I stay at home and play video games released in the 1990s >>491915383 # >>491915400 # >>491915723 # >>491916457 # >>491916727 # >>491917883 # >>491917953 # >>491918129 # >>491918471 # >>491918659 # >>491920126 # >>491920938 # >>491921578 # >>491921887 # >>491922541 # >>491922701 # >>491922970 # >>491923135 # >>491923141 # >>491924085 # >>491925578 # >>491925662 # >>491926131 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/973/126/604.png)
![sage (ID: JeIODIp7 12/20/24(Fri)16:09:57 No.491915286 >approach women >EWW YOU CREEP >don't approach women >"where is my attention?" This is why I stay at home and play video games released in the 1990s >>491915383 # >>491915400 # >>491915723 # >>491916457 # >>491916727 # >>491917883 # >>491917953 # >>491918129 # >>491918471 # >>491918659 # >>491920126 # >>491920938 # >>491921578 # >>491921887 # >>491922541 # >>491922701 # >>491922970 # >>491923135 # >>491923141 # >>491924085 # >>491925578 # >>491925662 # >>491926131 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/973/126/604.png)
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Anon is worried about DMC | /r/Greentext
![This man will take over Devil May Cry This man will take over Devil (...) 12/14/24(Sat)00:03:02 No.697203931 はい ということでね G Damn it all the hell.png Looks like we are f-----. 1.32 MB PNG >Kuckmiya leaves Capcom >Proceeds to fail at everything he does >Meanwhile Itsuno actually makes DMC into the greatest game ever >Kuckmiya continues to flop with lesser gimmick character action games that get no traction >Itsuno gets pushed out because Capcom forced him to rush Dragon's Dogma 2 >Kuckmiya sees this as his chance to come crawling back to Capcom Devil May Cry became popular IN SPITE of him. It became good IN SPITE of him. If he gets his way he will f--- up the DMC lore and turn the DMC 1 remake and DMC 6 will be a gimmick s--- fest.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/973/082/592.png)
![This man will take over Devil May Cry This man will take over Devil (...) 12/14/24(Sat)00:03:02 No.697203931 はい ということでね G Damn it all the hell.png Looks like we are f-----. 1.32 MB PNG >Kuckmiya leaves Capcom >Proceeds to fail at everything he does >Meanwhile Itsuno actually makes DMC into the greatest game ever >Kuckmiya continues to flop with lesser gimmick character action games that get no traction >Itsuno gets pushed out because Capcom forced him to rush Dragon's Dogma 2 >Kuckmiya sees this as his chance to come crawling back to Capcom Devil May Cry became popular IN SPITE of him. It became good IN SPITE of him. If he gets his way he will f--- up the DMC lore and turn the DMC 1 remake and DMC 6 will be a gimmick s--- fest.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/973/082/592.png)
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Reviving of Weimar Republic | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous (ID: AUOTFN2Q) HAPPENING 12/19/24(Thu)18:57:34 No.491858948 OSZ @OpenSourceZone ⚫ 2m Mitch McConnell Says America Is Looking Like 1930s Germany: "We're in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before World War II" "Even the slogan is the same 'America First' That was what they said in the '30s." 6 272 5 tl 295 file.png 541 KB PNG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/973/054/333.jpeg)
![Anonymous (ID: AUOTFN2Q) HAPPENING 12/19/24(Thu)18:57:34 No.491858948 OSZ @OpenSourceZone ⚫ 2m Mitch McConnell Says America Is Looking Like 1930s Germany: "We're in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before World War II" "Even the slogan is the same 'America First' That was what they said in the '30s." 6 272 5 tl 295 file.png 541 KB PNG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/973/054/333.jpeg)
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Anon something something. | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)20:14:12 No.697869974 qPHI3VVLVP.png 851 KB PNG >Tim Sweeney's Arch Nemesis >disassembles unreal engine by telling facts and truth nukes >exposes all nu-devs associated with unreal engine >unveils their lack of skill and inability to act >humbles current GPU manufacturers into shame >makes power point slides that teach you rare knowledge and insights on graphics He is /ourguy/.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/973/034/eb3.jpeg)
![Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)20:14:12 No.697869974 qPHI3VVLVP.png 851 KB PNG >Tim Sweeney's Arch Nemesis >disassembles unreal engine by telling facts and truth nukes >exposes all nu-devs associated with unreal engine >unveils their lack of skill and inability to act >humbles current GPU manufacturers into shame >makes power point slides that teach you rare knowledge and insights on graphics He is /ourguy/.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/973/034/eb3.jpeg)
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Prehistoric Anon tries the scientific method | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 180 KB JPG 04/05/21(Mon)17:55:17 No.63067891 >Be me >Find berry >Tell unga to eat berry >Unga eat berry >Unga fall suddenly >Unga sleep for 3 moons >Unga still sleep >Not sure if berry safe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/973/033/05c.png)
![Anonymous 180 KB JPG 04/05/21(Mon)17:55:17 No.63067891 >Be me >Find berry >Tell unga to eat berry >Unga eat berry >Unga fall suddenly >Unga sleep for 3 moons >Unga still sleep >Not sure if berry safe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/973/033/05c.png)
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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)20:08:25 No.913396874 8765434567876543567.jpg 296 KB JPG >claims to be against degeneracy >walks around with gay PPC p--- on his face](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/972/896/fe6.jpeg)
![: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)20:08:25 No.913396874 8765434567876543567.jpg 296 KB JPG >claims to be against degeneracy >walks around with gay PPC p--- on his face](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/972/896/fe6.jpeg)
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Anon reads A Christmas Carol | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 842 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)10:19:16 No.22857923 >failing high school english literature >parents get me tutor >told to read A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickins >book supposedly is a classical of literature >tutor says is about true meaning of christmas >read it and give tutor a presentation on book >start presentation >dude pretending to be ghost comes into Scrooge's bedroom every night >door conveniently always unlocked >holds Scrooge's hand and takes him to different parties >ghost randomly claims its the past, present or future >Scrooge wakes up each morning in bed feeling queasy >unsure if night before actually happened >clearly Scrooge was drugged and ring-sausaged all night long >this book is just a gayrape fantasy and not suitable for kids >end presentation mfw tutor quits, recommends to parents i see therapist](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/972/795/8e2.jpeg)
![: Anonymous 842 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)10:19:16 No.22857923 >failing high school english literature >parents get me tutor >told to read A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickins >book supposedly is a classical of literature >tutor says is about true meaning of christmas >read it and give tutor a presentation on book >start presentation >dude pretending to be ghost comes into Scrooge's bedroom every night >door conveniently always unlocked >holds Scrooge's hand and takes him to different parties >ghost randomly claims its the past, present or future >Scrooge wakes up each morning in bed feeling queasy >unsure if night before actually happened >clearly Scrooge was drugged and ring-sausaged all night long >this book is just a gayrape fantasy and not suitable for kids >end presentation mfw tutor quits, recommends to parents i see therapist](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/972/795/8e2.jpeg)
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Anon tells about celestial phenomenons | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 203 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:48:23 No.17364544 >1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg >1566 celestial phenomenon over Basel >1665 celestial phenomenon over Stralsund >According to the broadsheet, around dawn on 14 April 1561, "many men and women" of Nuremberg saw what the broadsheet describes as an aerial battle "out of the sun", followed by the appearance of a large black triangular object and exhausted combattant spheres falling to earth in clouds of smoke. The broadsheet claims that witnesses observed hundreds of spheres, cylinders, and other odd-shaped objects that moved erratically overhead. What the hell was happening here? 9 Replies View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/972/701/8a0.png)
![Anonymous 203 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:48:23 No.17364544 >1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg >1566 celestial phenomenon over Basel >1665 celestial phenomenon over Stralsund >According to the broadsheet, around dawn on 14 April 1561, "many men and women" of Nuremberg saw what the broadsheet describes as an aerial battle "out of the sun", followed by the appearance of a large black triangular object and exhausted combattant spheres falling to earth in clouds of smoke. The broadsheet claims that witnesses observed hundreds of spheres, cylinders, and other odd-shaped objects that moved erratically overhead. What the hell was happening here? 9 Replies View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/972/701/8a0.png)
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