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Anon orders pancakes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh.." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." 39 KB JPG "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-.rooty t-tooty..." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f.f- fresh n... n fruity..."

Anon miss his friends | /r/Greentext

I hate doing this but here we go, greentext time >be me >doing college rn, it's hard but I'm doing ok >parents rented me a 71 KB JPG studio in a student building >guy next to me bought some friends over, they're doing lot of noises >be sad because my friends from last year are all away from me studying to0 >don't have friends in college >thinks to myself "I have to tell them to stfu" >too tired to because of college >go to bed, still sad, still lot of noise next door Feels bad man, i never thought i would someday miss having some friends, maybe i should just sleep my sadness away

Anon doesn't like reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)03:10:42 No.65666717 >Make thread a week ago at 3 in the morning >Less than 30 mins later it's posted on Reddit >Thread gets less than a dozen replies and dies within the hour >Post gets 7k upvotes >Randomly appears as a meme in 7 KB JPG my f------ Instagram feed What's even the point of posting here anymore 16 Replies View Thread

Anon does not know how normal windows work | /r/Greentext

Anon gets married | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/19(Sun)20:38:16 No.55714250 >be working cashier in retail >ringing up hot latina chick with the perfect ass >ask her if she needs a bag >quickly add in do you wanna marry me before she can reply >she says I do 19 KB JPG >cya later virgins I got fired but whatever

anon plays Minecraft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:44:07 No.438217109 >decide to reinstall minecraft >see an annoying twelve year old >grief his house >he's begging me to stop >kill him and take all of his s--- 37 KB JPG >go home and play minecraft : Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:47:40 No.438217460 >>438217109 (OP) # 10/10

Anon out schizos the schizo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)09:51:46 No.65669357 >be me >extremely horny >master of graphic design/photoshop >idea Keep your fetish awny irom me >create new reddit account and go on subreddits about questioning and related 17 KB JPG trans stuff. >make posts about being concerned with my gender identity and wondering if I might be trans. >random girl gives me validation and dm's me >she's trying to groom me and nudges me towards taking hrt >bingo >invites me to her discord server full of other women grooming boys to become sissy sluts. >she tells me she'll send me nudes if I cut her name into my arm and send her pics of me in womens clothing >google pictures of random femboys and crop them so they can't be reverse image searched >spend an hour editing convincing looking cuts on a picture of my arm >send them to her >sends me nudes >whenever I feel horny I can just get more femboy pictures and edit cuts onto my arm again and send them to her and get more nudes I out schizo'd the schizo

This show was pretty epic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/06/21(Wed)10:58:23 No.157274433 >Goes through 1000 years of brain rot due to evil magic crown >"Why can't they write it on the sign, though? Why's it all gotta be secret? Let's just put it all out there, huh? Equal distribution of magic to the people!" 29 KB PNG Based Pendleton ward?

Anon explores Tinder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)02:32:29 No.864526385 >Dog mom >5'5 since that matters >always down to smoke >only in town for a few days >Swipe left if you can't handle big girls >barely on here message me on insta >swipe right if you look like *famous actor* 25 KB JPG >hobbies: 'travelling' >trump supporters/republicans swipe right >*only fans link* >*pronouns in bio* >*group account* >Looking for somebody to take me and my friends to parties >*fat, black or obvious t-----* >proud mommy, NO HOOKUPS >*4,000 miles away* >looking for friends only >loves "anime" (MHA/boruto) >"huge disney/marvel/star wars fan" am i missing any others?

Anon Defines Autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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