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File: 1351207832161.png-(20 KB, 204x242, i+know+that+forever+alone+feel+_635(...).png) Anonymous (ID: J9uxESB2) 10/25/12(Thu)19:30:32 No.432841436 ITT: We share our most recent spaghetti experiences. >be today >walking to first class of the day >see girl i know >she smiles at me >extend my hand for a handshake >oh no, we're still 20 feet away >walk at her with hand extended the whole time >finally get to her >she ignores my hand >my first words are "sorry" >she says "what?" >i say "good day" for some reason in an Australian accent >begin walking off, but turns out we're walking to the same building >try to walk fast, but she's just a pace behind me the whole time >turn around just as we reach the building and ask her how her day has been >its 8 30 in the morning >she says fine >i proceed to my class >left a trail of spaghetti everywhere hate myself.
File: 1351207832161.png-(20 KB, 204x242, i+know+that+forever+alone+feel+_635(...).png) Anonymous (ID: J9uxESB2) 10/25/12(Thu)19:30:32 No.432841436 ITT: We share our most recent spaghetti experiences. >be today >walking to first class of the day >see girl i know >she smiles at me >extend my hand for a handshake >oh no, we're still 20 feet away >walk at her with hand extended the whole time >finally get to her >she ignores my hand >my first words are "sorry" >she says "what?" >i say "good day" for some reason in an Australian accent >begin walking off, but turns out we're walking to the same building >try to walk fast, but she's just a pace behind me the whole time >turn around just as we reach the building and ask her how her day has been >its 8 30 in the morning >she says fine >i proceed to my class >left a trail of spaghetti everywhere hate myself.

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It's a reverse prank, bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)20:37:00 No.919393414 >be me >Get Intel from sister that my brother is going to prank us by putting one of those pics that makes a TV look broken >Idea.png >Swap TV out and replace with an old one that's been sitting in the garage and distract him > Set it up > He puts the pic on when I come home, I freak out and grab a tire iron and smash it >He freaks out and starts punching me >He is legit beating my ass so I have to defend myself >Knock him out, gets taken to hospital >It's a prank, bro
: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)20:37:00 No.919393414 >be me >Get Intel from sister that my brother is going to prank us by putting one of those pics that makes a TV look broken >Idea.png >Swap TV out and replace with an old one that's been sitting in the garage and distract him > Set it up > He puts the pic on when I come home, I freak out and grab a tire iron and smash it >He freaks out and starts punching me >He is legit beating my ass so I have to defend myself >Knock him out, gets taken to hospital >It's a prank, bro

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Anon tries to be hygienic | /r/Greentext

. 55m (06/04/24 15:36) 77724534 4 Re 1 Img JPG 16KB (383 × 228) 599994yVop.jpg 3 Replies >Thoroughly wash my face, use shitloads of different products and scrubs to the point its sqeaky clean >Next morning the entire face is covered in painful zits and pimples
. 55m (06/04/24 15:36) 77724534 4 Re 1 Img JPG 16KB (383 × 228) 599994yVop.jpg 3 Replies >Thoroughly wash my face, use shitloads of different products and scrubs to the point its sqeaky clean >Next morning the entire face is covered in painful zits and pimples

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Christ Be Magnified | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/04/24(Tue)16:04:21 No.77723169 109 KB PNG >fasting is finally starting to eat through my manboobs
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/04/24(Tue)16:04:21 No.77723169 109 KB PNG >fasting is finally starting to eat through my manboobs

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Food Fight | /r/Greentext

Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: CffD0Fgi) ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/04/24(Tue)17:17:55 No.20458479 433 KB PNG >Brexit made le food more expensive >*Proceeds to waste a milkshake* >That'll show him! Well done Victoria. I will sure not be voting reform from now on. NZIE MCKE
Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: CffD0Fgi) ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/04/24(Tue)17:17:55 No.20458479 433 KB PNG >Brexit made le food more expensive >*Proceeds to waste a milkshake* >That'll show him! Well done Victoria. I will sure not be voting reform from now on. NZIE MCKE

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Anon gets an Uber | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 98rDmJ7w) 59 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)13:26:26 No.4701701 >You get into an Uber >see this >a small piece of duct tape with a poorly drawn U covering the sign falls >it's reads Jewber >the doors lock >what do
Anonymous (ID: 98rDmJ7w) 59 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)13:26:26 No.4701701 >You get into an Uber >see this >a small piece of duct tape with a poorly drawn U covering the sign falls >it's reads Jewber >the doors lock >what do

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Average Discord Server | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 118 KB PNG 04/04/18(Wed)10:22:47 No.44397315 >join trap discord group >they ask me for a picture of me dressed up in order to join (showing face) >s--- is like a cult, everyone worships some n----- called Reiko >turns out they've doxxed me and have all my info >they're blackmailing me with the pic, saying that I dont take HRT they will mail it to my family and friends >they've done this s--- to numerous other people what the f--- do i do now?
: Anonymous 118 KB PNG 04/04/18(Wed)10:22:47 No.44397315 >join trap discord group >they ask me for a picture of me dressed up in order to join (showing face) >s--- is like a cult, everyone worships some n----- called Reiko >turns out they've doxxed me and have all my info >they're blackmailing me with the pic, saying that I dont take HRT they will mail it to my family and friends >they've done this s--- to numerous other people what the f--- do i do now?

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Anon is geigh | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)10:44:21 No.919369993 >be me >Talking with a woman and her friend at a party >She gets angry at me for saying "you guys" >I say it's a gender neutral term in this context and she's reading into things a bit too much >"Oh yeah? How many dudes have you f-----?" >"20" >Grindr notification goes off > "About to be 21"
Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)10:44:21 No.919369993 >be me >Talking with a woman and her friend at a party >She gets angry at me for saying "you guys" >I say it's a gender neutral term in this context and she's reading into things a bit too much >"Oh yeah? How many dudes have you f-----?" >"20" >Grindr notification goes off > "About to be 21"

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Anon thinks about nukular | /r/Greentext

File: nukular.png (483 KB, 645x429) Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon)18:29:51 No.77710439 >atom randomly falls apart, losing bits and pieces >bits and pieces bounce around >creates electricity??? >>77710474 >>77710491 >>77710517 >>77710573
File: nukular.png (483 KB, 645x429) Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon)18:29:51 No.77710439 >atom randomly falls apart, losing bits and pieces >bits and pieces bounce around >creates electricity??? >>77710474 >>77710491 >>77710517 >>77710573

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Anon is stupid | /r/Greentext

File: fml.gif (43 KB, 640x636) Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:52:31 No.77717970 [Reply] >>77717995 >>77718032 I'm tired of jacking off I just want to lose my virginity and get it over with but I don't want an STD, unwanted child, or undercover glownigger busting me for paying an escort Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:56:14 No.77717995 File: Boomer Sips.jpg (80 KB, 680x661) >>77717970 (OP) Well tough s---, bucko. If you want a greater reward, you gotta take a bigger risk. That's just life. Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)03:02:32 No.77718032 >>77717970 (OP) >download hinge >bite the hardest bullet and pay for the premium or whatever so you can sort for short term relationship women >match with them >??? >lose virginity
File: fml.gif (43 KB, 640x636) Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:52:31 No.77717970 [Reply] >>77717995 >>77718032 I'm tired of jacking off I just want to lose my virginity and get it over with but I don't want an STD, unwanted child, or undercover glownigger busting me for paying an escort Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:56:14 No.77717995 File: Boomer Sips.jpg (80 KB, 680x661) >>77717970 (OP) Well tough s---, bucko. If you want a greater reward, you gotta take a bigger risk. That's just life. Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)03:02:32 No.77718032 >>77717970 (OP) >download hinge >bite the hardest bullet and pay for the premium or whatever so you can sort for short term relationship women >match with them >??? >lose virginity

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