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Anon’s GF is a cheater | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/18(Fri)14:51:38 No.787850675 >be me 16 >have a gf of two years >always have been self conscious of her cheating on me >decide to make a fake 36 KB JPG account and hit her up on snapchat >she doesn't suspect a thing >eventually convince to trade nudes >she loves it and sends pics of her ass/t--- >she tells me about how she would go behind her boyfriends back and f--- me whenever she could >still going on >i don't know if i should tell her or keep going >tfw my gf is cheating on me with me
: Anonymous 12/21/18(Fri)14:51:38 No.787850675 >be me 16 >have a gf of two years >always have been self conscious of her cheating on me >decide to make a fake 36 KB JPG account and hit her up on snapchat >she doesn't suspect a thing >eventually convince to trade nudes >she loves it and sends pics of her ass/t--- >she tells me about how she would go behind her boyfriends back and f--- me whenever she could >still going on >i don't know if i should tell her or keep going >tfw my gf is cheating on me with me

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Anon got assimilated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)16:54:09 No.63755514 >be me, 14 >discover 4chan >be me, 19 >loser 4 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)16:54:09 No.63755514 >be me, 14 >discover 4chan >be me, 19 >loser 4 KB JPG

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Anon's dad is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:47:34 No.854932939 >2am TOAY IN >wake up cuz feeling bad and want to do poop >see my dad with my gaming headphones that he stole from me 3 years ago >see what he is watching >Darude Sandstorm on YouTube KILL SELF 550 KB PNG >he is smoking a e c-- >i just... i just cant
: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)11:47:34 No.854932939 >2am TOAY IN >wake up cuz feeling bad and want to do poop >see my dad with my gaming headphones that he stole from me 3 years ago >see what he is watching >Darude Sandstorm on YouTube KILL SELF 550 KB PNG >he is smoking a e c-- >i just... i just cant

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can't remember | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:36:54 No.556167187 >want to replay a game from your childhood >remember the gameplay but nothing else >can't remember the game's name 51 KB JPG What's her name, /v/? : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:37:22 No.556167237 can't remember : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:38:45 No.556167380 can't remember : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:39:22 No.556167452 can't remember
: Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:36:54 No.556167187 >want to replay a game from your childhood >remember the gameplay but nothing else >can't remember the game's name 51 KB JPG What's her name, /v/? : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:37:22 No.556167237 can't remember : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:38:45 No.556167380 can't remember : Anonymous 05/19/21(Wed)16:39:22 No.556167452 can't remember

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Anon doesn't appreciate a gift | /r/Greentext

>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring
>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring

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Anon got double switcherood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped >
: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped >

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Anon gets spooky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 4aTzfVTi) 04/25/14(Fri)04:58:57 No.543776297 >move into new apartment >bringing new s--- inside >a skellingtone pops out of the closet >he pulls me in >asks if I want to get spooky >next thing I know l'm in skellertin world >its like the chronicles of narnia but with skeletoms >it isn't so bad >settle down with nice skellygirl and we bone
Anonymous (ID: 4aTzfVTi) 04/25/14(Fri)04:58:57 No.543776297 >move into new apartment >bringing new s--- inside >a skellingtone pops out of the closet >he pulls me in >asks if I want to get spooky >next thing I know l'm in skellertin world >its like the chronicles of narnia but with skeletoms >it isn't so bad >settle down with nice skellygirl and we bone

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Anon‘s grandpa does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Most kek thing your grandparen(...) 05/21/21(Fri)05:51:34 No.63764689 What's the most kek thing your grandparents have ever done? >be me >on vacation in France with family >dad grandpa and I all go out to eat at fancy restaurant 9 KB PNG >we can hear the staff belittling us for being tourists >grandpa leans into my ear and tells me to play along >slowly starts speaking in a more southern accent as the meal goes on >by the time the check comes he is completely unintelligible from the amount of hick speak coming out of his mouth >end of the meal comes >he tucks the table cloth into his pants and gets up and leave >naturally all the plates and glasses break >everyone turns and looks >grandpa runs out of the f------ restaurant babbling like a loon >fly back to America before we get in legal trouble Man, I love your grandpa. Wish you were still here.
: Anonymous Most kek thing your grandparen(...) 05/21/21(Fri)05:51:34 No.63764689 What's the most kek thing your grandparents have ever done? >be me >on vacation in France with family >dad grandpa and I all go out to eat at fancy restaurant 9 KB PNG >we can hear the staff belittling us for being tourists >grandpa leans into my ear and tells me to play along >slowly starts speaking in a more southern accent as the meal goes on >by the time the check comes he is completely unintelligible from the amount of hick speak coming out of his mouth >end of the meal comes >he tucks the table cloth into his pants and gets up and leave >naturally all the plates and glasses break >everyone turns and looks >grandpa runs out of the f------ restaurant babbling like a loon >fly back to America before we get in legal trouble Man, I love your grandpa. Wish you were still here.

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Anon makes fun of europeans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)04:42:06 No.63361056 >want to watch an age restricted YouTube video >Google wants me to send them a picture of my ID to prove that I'm 18 >cant watch the f------ video the internet is f------ ruined 6 KB JPG 16 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)06:01:20 No.63361680 thats your fault for living in Europe 41 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)04:42:06 No.63361056 >want to watch an age restricted YouTube video >Google wants me to send them a picture of my ID to prove that I'm 18 >cant watch the f------ video the internet is f------ ruined 6 KB JPG 16 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)06:01:20 No.63361680 thats your fault for living in Europe 41 KB JPG

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Anon tastes something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/20(Thu)22:34:53 No.56193776 >read online that there's taste buds on our balls that can apparently detect sweetness >decide to try it out for myself 7 >go to bathroom and dip balls in 15 KB JPG sugar water mixture >mfw i can literally taste the sweetness what the f--- is going on bros
: Anonymous 01/09/20(Thu)22:34:53 No.56193776 >read online that there's taste buds on our balls that can apparently detect sweetness >decide to try it out for myself 7 >go to bathroom and dip balls in 15 KB JPG sugar water mixture >mfw i can literally taste the sweetness what the f--- is going on bros

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