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: Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)22:44:42 No.35317358 Untitled33_20220824192307.png 3.22 MB PNG How do we stop intergalactic energy spiders from coming to earth?
: Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)22:44:42 No.35317358 Untitled33_20220824192307.png 3.22 MB PNG How do we stop intergalactic energy spiders from coming to earth?

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: Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed)17:08:42 No.74251486 9 KB JPG >be me >the jokester of the gang >friends love dark humor so always joke about liking lolis and what would I do to them >eventually they became f------ and got uncomfortable so decide to change my jokes to racist jokes which they love >be one day, they insisted on coming to my house to play smash >be really excited >while playing one friend wants to go to the bathroom >notice he's taking his sweet time but every time I want to go look my friends talk to me about something >be today the group chat is dead and nobody is replying >be sad so decide to pleasure myself >look for my hard drive and notcie its not there >sudden realization, heart beating fast >this mfs stole my hard drive anons i really really really dont want to go to jail my f------ heart is bursting out of my chest right now i wanna puke h--------
: Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed)17:08:42 No.74251486 9 KB JPG >be me >the jokester of the gang >friends love dark humor so always joke about liking lolis and what would I do to them >eventually they became f------ and got uncomfortable so decide to change my jokes to racist jokes which they love >be one day, they insisted on coming to my house to play smash >be really excited >while playing one friend wants to go to the bathroom >notice he's taking his sweet time but every time I want to go look my friends talk to me about something >be today the group chat is dead and nobody is replying >be sad so decide to pleasure myself >look for my hard drive and notcie its not there >sudden realization, heart beating fast >this mfs stole my hard drive anons i really really really dont want to go to jail my f------ heart is bursting out of my chest right now i wanna puke h--------

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Anon realises the pointlessness of his existence | /r/Greentext

No. 29485744 2 days ago csoxhiqq8ik91.jpg JPG 100.0 KiB 640x458 Next month I will be 31 years old. I make a lot of money (I'm a software engineer). I work entirely remote, no one goes to the office. I have no friends, never had a gf, haven't had sex in idk how long. I think of killing myself regularly. My job is pointless, I worry about layoffs all the time, I have tons of money and nothing i want to spend it on. What would you do in my situation? I hate myself and life, I hate my job, I just want out of this hell. I have been thinking about trying to become a doctor/ surgeon. I would need to take some pre-med college classes, I could do it part time and keep working or maybe quit my job. Or maybe just kill myself, I don't really know what to do.
No. 29485744 2 days ago csoxhiqq8ik91.jpg JPG 100.0 KiB 640x458 Next month I will be 31 years old. I make a lot of money (I'm a software engineer). I work entirely remote, no one goes to the office. I have no friends, never had a gf, haven't had sex in idk how long. I think of killing myself regularly. My job is pointless, I worry about layoffs all the time, I have tons of money and nothing i want to spend it on. What would you do in my situation? I hate myself and life, I hate my job, I just want out of this hell. I have been thinking about trying to become a doctor/ surgeon. I would need to take some pre-med college classes, I could do it part time and keep working or maybe quit my job. Or maybe just kill myself, I don't really know what to do.

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: Anonymous Twitter is unusable 310 KB PNG 08/03/23(Thu)19:04:20 No.95136935 >give in and make a twitter account to look at japanese p---------- >notification >bitcoin scam bot mass tagging people and saying "check my bio" >reply "go hang yourself" >account permanently suspended how do normalfags use this : Anonymous 08/03/23(Thu)20:32:31 No.95138139 >>95136935 (OP) # >give in and make a twitter account to look at japanese p---------- You get what you f------ deserve
: Anonymous Twitter is unusable 310 KB PNG 08/03/23(Thu)19:04:20 No.95136935 >give in and make a twitter account to look at japanese p---------- >notification >bitcoin scam bot mass tagging people and saying "check my bio" >reply "go hang yourself" >account permanently suspended how do normalfags use this : Anonymous 08/03/23(Thu)20:32:31 No.95138139 >>95136935 (OP) # >give in and make a twitter account to look at japanese p---------- You get what you f------ deserve

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Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)04:54:04 No.16512921 >>16512937 >>16513074 >>16513117 >>16516551 legal.jpg (244 KB, 1279x959) google iqdb yandex saucenao wait exhentai forensic tran exploitation investigations and 130 hours of specialized training in Criminal Investigative Intelligence analysis. met with Cst and Sgt b. On March 9, 2015, Cpl. Cpl. was asked to look at a package containing three boxed male m----------- aids. The boxed m----------- aids were primarily written in Japanese. One box was labeled "Cocolo", a second box was labeled "Lolinco" and the third box was labeled "La bocca della verità". The largest of the three boxes labeled "Cocolo" depicted a cartoon female child who appears to be 5 to 10 years of age. The box contained an anatomically correct torso which is consistent with the box depiction of a child appearing to be 5 to 10 years of age. The physical size of the anatomically correct torso is consistent with a 5 to 10 year old female child. The depictions on the other two smaller boxes labeled "Lolinco" and "La bocca della verità" appear to be older and meant to represent adult depictions. c. Cpl. compared the images depicted on the "Cocolo" box with the images on the other two boxes and Cpl. believes that the "Cocolo" images represent a female child of 5 to 10 years of age whereas the other two boxes depict female adult forms due to breast development evident in the believes the "Cocolo" product page and the "Cocolo" box and m----------- aid represent a female child of 5 to 10 years of age due to the fact that there is minimal breast development and hip development depicted as well as no public hair depicted. pictures. Cpl. >>16512696 Alright, so here's the full story, stuff out of my control pieced together from material provided by disclosure. February 2015. I placed an order on a whim on NLS for the Cocolo, Lolinco, and Mouth of Truth. I had at the time completely failed to consider removing the packaging, even though I regulared here. Turns out this was a pretty big mistake. It reached Canada a few days later, where customs picked up the package. The customs officer was suspicious of the package, referring to the package as containing child p--- sex toys, and after a few days mulling over what to do with it, customs shipped the package to Calgary's ICE team (internet child exploitation team). ICE immediately sent it back, saying that they didn't deal with things that weren't internet related. Customs tried to find a department to take it, and eventually sent out a memo saying they intended to release the package unless any department wanted to take it. The RCMP stepped in and took the package. Once they got the package, the RCMP weren't really sure what to do with it, since I imagine it wasn't what they were thinking it was. They weren't sure if the product was actually illegal either. They decided to travel to Calgary (a 3 hour drive from the border) to meet with an ICE officer who would become an expert witness in this case and interview him about the package contents. The details are in the image. Their expert decided that of the package contents, the Cocolo was probably illegal under Canada law. Anonymous At this point, two weeks after getting the package, the RCMP launched an investigation. This included physical monitoring for 1-2 weeks, with one officer watching my house, and one following me around. The police notes details an officer following me into a restaurant that me and my friends went to to try to hear our conversations from an adjacent table. The investigation also involved scouring my online identity, facebook, twitter, websites I frequented, etc. Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)04:59:10 No.16512937 >>16512940 >>16513117 >>16516551 warrant_redacted.jpg (139 KB, 1200x900) google igdb yandex saucenao wait exhentai the technique or procedure portion of the warrant, specifically paragraph 4e which requires the alarm to be tripped or 12 hours lapse. Having to wait 12 hours could pose problems including exhibit continuity if the package is moved from location to location and surveillance is lost. AUTHORITY IS HEREBY GIVEN to Constable or any peace officer in the Province of Alberta to conduct the activities as hereunder specified. OFFENCES 1. That the offences in respect of which the device, investigative technique or procedure may be utilized are the following that have been or will be committed. a. Possession of Child P---------- contrary to Section 163.1 of the Criminal Code; b. Mailing Obscene Matter contrary to Section 168 of the Criminal Code; c. Smuggling or Attempt to Smuggle Prohibited Goods contrary to Section 159 of the Customs Act. THE TARGET PACKAGE 2. I propose that the package that this technique may be applied to is described as follows: a. Addressed to: Mr. b. Sent from 24Bmoons 1664-15 Kotehashi-cho, Hanamigawa-ku 262- 0013 CHIBA CHIBA, Japan; c. DHL packing slip affixed with WAYBILL tracking number LOCATIONS >>16512921 About a month after the investigation started, I obviously was a bit concerned. I had contacted customs and DHL directly on more than one occasion, but they said it was just a standard delay. Shortly thereafter, DHL contacted me to arrange a delivery. This was unbeknownst to me, an undercover RCMP officer. They arranged a delivery using an undercover officer, while I was under surveillance. The package contained an electronic alarm that would alert them when the package was opened, and coated the inside with a thin powder that reacts to UV light to prove I had touched the contents. The warrant did not include seizing or searching electronics since it was a non-digital customs violation. When I received the package, I threw it into my vehicle and went to work with it. I stopped for gas on the way to work, and in the vehicle I opened the package to confirm it's contents. At my work parking lot, I was boxed in by two undercover police vehicles and one police cruiser, and presented with a warrant for my arrest. They handcuffed me, put me into the police cruiser and brought me to the RCMP detachment where I was photographed and questioned. They grilled me on my sexual preferences, tastes in p---, the package, and nearly my entire life story for about two hours. I was in the interview room for a total of 12 hours before I was granted bail. I don't think I was ever treated poorly, the provided food and drink, let me contact anyone I needed to (I had access to a phone the whole time), but I was understandably freaking out. The aftermath was not pretty. The RCMP put out a statement that made it sound like I was responsible for distributing child p---. The local news stations all covered it as one of their top news items, and the local radio stations brought it up periodically almost all day long, and I was on page 2 of the local newspaper the next day. The social media comments had people trying to track down where I lived and were sounding pretty angry, calling for my murder or castration. I shut down all social media and hoped for the best. Everyone in my life knew. I think just about everyone was supportive when they understood exactly what happened, but it was a stressful time. I didn't lose my job, but it's awkward explaining your arrest to your company clients and contacts. 3 Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)05:01:12 No.16512940 >>16512954 >>16512958 >>16512966 >>16512975 >>16512992 >>16513024 >>16513117 >>16515676 >>16516551 >>16512937 I eventually found a criminal lawyer that would take the case. Canada's equivalent of the CBLDF (Comic Book Legal Defense Fund) declined to assist in the case due, due to the sex toy connection, so I was on my own. Our legal research was interesting. Canada's mandatory minimums meant if I lost, I would at absolute minimum have 90 days in prison and be added to the sex offender registry. Legally, the only way to win the case would be to argue that the character on the box did not represent a minor. That's not that easy, but possible. The officer's justification for it being illegal seemed pretty weak. The Japanese text profile on the package makes it sound like she's an adult (it says she's majoring in psychology). So the question becomes, how much does the depiction and intention matter? Turns out that's actually a pretty interesting topic! We found two court cases, both dealing with real p---. I might have the courts wrong here, but in the BC Supreme Court, they heard a case about an image of a real life person that appeared to be a minor. The judge in that case determined that it wasn't enough that a person looked young, he had to be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that the person was a minor. If the judge in our case held that belief, I think we could win. But, there was also a case heard by the Saskatchewan Court of Appeals, that found the opposite in another real p--- case, that the actual age was irrelevant as long as the "average person" would perceive the person as a minor. You heard that right, actual age was irrelevant. Reminds me of that Australian case... either way, if we faced that kind of burden, we'd be completely screwed... and neither of those cases hold any precedent within Alberta. Possibly concerned that they had a weak case, the prosecution reached out and offered a peace bond in exchange for dropping charges. A peace bond is a court order that holds no admission of guilt, and means you have to abide by the terms of the order for up to 1 year, and if you complete it, it's removed from your record. Of course, it's not really removed, it will still turn up on a vulnerable sector check and customs will probably still see it, but it's not a part of your criminal record. My lawyers negotiated with them to drop the "no internet usage" clause, so I was left with an order to meet with a probation officer regularly, meet with a court appointed psychologist regularly, no contact with minors, and stay away from parks, playgrounds, schools, and swim areas. Though we thought it was possible to win the case, I couldn't risk wrecking my life over this for a chance for vindication (and not much else). Not to mention legal fees would be way more if it went to trial, even if I lost. So I accepted the terms. It's been about half a year since the peace bond ended. All in all, this ordeal cost me $20000 in legal fees, I won't be able to get a job with the government or in any vulnerable sector, and I'm unsure if they'll let me travel to the US (they don't look well on customs violations). It could have been a lot worse though...
Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)04:54:04 No.16512921 >>16512937 >>16513074 >>16513117 >>16516551 legal.jpg (244 KB, 1279x959) google iqdb yandex saucenao wait exhentai forensic tran exploitation investigations and 130 hours of specialized training in Criminal Investigative Intelligence analysis. met with Cst and Sgt b. On March 9, 2015, Cpl. Cpl. was asked to look at a package containing three boxed male m----------- aids. The boxed m----------- aids were primarily written in Japanese. One box was labeled "Cocolo", a second box was labeled "Lolinco" and the third box was labeled "La bocca della verità". The largest of the three boxes labeled "Cocolo" depicted a cartoon female child who appears to be 5 to 10 years of age. The box contained an anatomically correct torso which is consistent with the box depiction of a child appearing to be 5 to 10 years of age. The physical size of the anatomically correct torso is consistent with a 5 to 10 year old female child. The depictions on the other two smaller boxes labeled "Lolinco" and "La bocca della verità" appear to be older and meant to represent adult depictions. c. Cpl. compared the images depicted on the "Cocolo" box with the images on the other two boxes and Cpl. believes that the "Cocolo" images represent a female child of 5 to 10 years of age whereas the other two boxes depict female adult forms due to breast development evident in the believes the "Cocolo" product page and the "Cocolo" box and m----------- aid represent a female child of 5 to 10 years of age due to the fact that there is minimal breast development and hip development depicted as well as no public hair depicted. pictures. Cpl. >>16512696 Alright, so here's the full story, stuff out of my control pieced together from material provided by disclosure. February 2015. I placed an order on a whim on NLS for the Cocolo, Lolinco, and Mouth of Truth. I had at the time completely failed to consider removing the packaging, even though I regulared here. Turns out this was a pretty big mistake. It reached Canada a few days later, where customs picked up the package. The customs officer was suspicious of the package, referring to the package as containing child p--- sex toys, and after a few days mulling over what to do with it, customs shipped the package to Calgary's ICE team (internet child exploitation team). ICE immediately sent it back, saying that they didn't deal with things that weren't internet related. Customs tried to find a department to take it, and eventually sent out a memo saying they intended to release the package unless any department wanted to take it. The RCMP stepped in and took the package. Once they got the package, the RCMP weren't really sure what to do with it, since I imagine it wasn't what they were thinking it was. They weren't sure if the product was actually illegal either. They decided to travel to Calgary (a 3 hour drive from the border) to meet with an ICE officer who would become an expert witness in this case and interview him about the package contents. The details are in the image. Their expert decided that of the package contents, the Cocolo was probably illegal under Canada law. Anonymous At this point, two weeks after getting the package, the RCMP launched an investigation. This included physical monitoring for 1-2 weeks, with one officer watching my house, and one following me around. The police notes details an officer following me into a restaurant that me and my friends went to to try to hear our conversations from an adjacent table. The investigation also involved scouring my online identity, facebook, twitter, websites I frequented, etc. Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)04:59:10 No.16512937 >>16512940 >>16513117 >>16516551 warrant_redacted.jpg (139 KB, 1200x900) google igdb yandex saucenao wait exhentai the technique or procedure portion of the warrant, specifically paragraph 4e which requires the alarm to be tripped or 12 hours lapse. Having to wait 12 hours could pose problems including exhibit continuity if the package is moved from location to location and surveillance is lost. AUTHORITY IS HEREBY GIVEN to Constable or any peace officer in the Province of Alberta to conduct the activities as hereunder specified. OFFENCES 1. That the offences in respect of which the device, investigative technique or procedure may be utilized are the following that have been or will be committed. a. Possession of Child P---------- contrary to Section 163.1 of the Criminal Code; b. Mailing Obscene Matter contrary to Section 168 of the Criminal Code; c. Smuggling or Attempt to Smuggle Prohibited Goods contrary to Section 159 of the Customs Act. THE TARGET PACKAGE 2. I propose that the package that this technique may be applied to is described as follows: a. Addressed to: Mr. b. Sent from 24Bmoons 1664-15 Kotehashi-cho, Hanamigawa-ku 262- 0013 CHIBA CHIBA, Japan; c. DHL packing slip affixed with WAYBILL tracking number LOCATIONS >>16512921 About a month after the investigation started, I obviously was a bit concerned. I had contacted customs and DHL directly on more than one occasion, but they said it was just a standard delay. Shortly thereafter, DHL contacted me to arrange a delivery. This was unbeknownst to me, an undercover RCMP officer. They arranged a delivery using an undercover officer, while I was under surveillance. The package contained an electronic alarm that would alert them when the package was opened, and coated the inside with a thin powder that reacts to UV light to prove I had touched the contents. The warrant did not include seizing or searching electronics since it was a non-digital customs violation. When I received the package, I threw it into my vehicle and went to work with it. I stopped for gas on the way to work, and in the vehicle I opened the package to confirm it's contents. At my work parking lot, I was boxed in by two undercover police vehicles and one police cruiser, and presented with a warrant for my arrest. They handcuffed me, put me into the police cruiser and brought me to the RCMP detachment where I was photographed and questioned. They grilled me on my sexual preferences, tastes in p---, the package, and nearly my entire life story for about two hours. I was in the interview room for a total of 12 hours before I was granted bail. I don't think I was ever treated poorly, the provided food and drink, let me contact anyone I needed to (I had access to a phone the whole time), but I was understandably freaking out. The aftermath was not pretty. The RCMP put out a statement that made it sound like I was responsible for distributing child p---. The local news stations all covered it as one of their top news items, and the local radio stations brought it up periodically almost all day long, and I was on page 2 of the local newspaper the next day. The social media comments had people trying to track down where I lived and were sounding pretty angry, calling for my murder or castration. I shut down all social media and hoped for the best. Everyone in my life knew. I think just about everyone was supportive when they understood exactly what happened, but it was a stressful time. I didn't lose my job, but it's awkward explaining your arrest to your company clients and contacts. 3 Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)05:01:12 No.16512940 >>16512954 >>16512958 >>16512966 >>16512975 >>16512992 >>16513024 >>16513117 >>16515676 >>16516551 >>16512937 I eventually found a criminal lawyer that would take the case. Canada's equivalent of the CBLDF (Comic Book Legal Defense Fund) declined to assist in the case due, due to the sex toy connection, so I was on my own. Our legal research was interesting. Canada's mandatory minimums meant if I lost, I would at absolute minimum have 90 days in prison and be added to the sex offender registry. Legally, the only way to win the case would be to argue that the character on the box did not represent a minor. That's not that easy, but possible. The officer's justification for it being illegal seemed pretty weak. The Japanese text profile on the package makes it sound like she's an adult (it says she's majoring in psychology). So the question becomes, how much does the depiction and intention matter? Turns out that's actually a pretty interesting topic! We found two court cases, both dealing with real p---. I might have the courts wrong here, but in the BC Supreme Court, they heard a case about an image of a real life person that appeared to be a minor. The judge in that case determined that it wasn't enough that a person looked young, he had to be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that the person was a minor. If the judge in our case held that belief, I think we could win. But, there was also a case heard by the Saskatchewan Court of Appeals, that found the opposite in another real p--- case, that the actual age was irrelevant as long as the "average person" would perceive the person as a minor. You heard that right, actual age was irrelevant. Reminds me of that Australian case... either way, if we faced that kind of burden, we'd be completely screwed... and neither of those cases hold any precedent within Alberta. Possibly concerned that they had a weak case, the prosecution reached out and offered a peace bond in exchange for dropping charges. A peace bond is a court order that holds no admission of guilt, and means you have to abide by the terms of the order for up to 1 year, and if you complete it, it's removed from your record. Of course, it's not really removed, it will still turn up on a vulnerable sector check and customs will probably still see it, but it's not a part of your criminal record. My lawyers negotiated with them to drop the "no internet usage" clause, so I was left with an order to meet with a probation officer regularly, meet with a court appointed psychologist regularly, no contact with minors, and stay away from parks, playgrounds, schools, and swim areas. Though we thought it was possible to win the case, I couldn't risk wrecking my life over this for a chance for vindication (and not much else). Not to mention legal fees would be way more if it went to trial, even if I lost. So I accepted the terms. It's been about half a year since the peace bond ended. All in all, this ordeal cost me $20000 in legal fees, I won't be able to get a job with the government or in any vulnerable sector, and I'm unsure if they'll let me travel to the US (they don't look well on customs violations). It could have been a lot worse though...

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Quick story >be me >on dev team >small part of which was UX for the customer portal >not the website, just the login page for our customers >marketing team asks me into a meeting >meeting is with the third party vendor that actually designs our marketing stuff >bunch of cute bitches, why not? >go into meeting >guy on the other side of the call sounds tired >1000 yard stare of a man that has to deal with nonsense all day >vietnam.jpg >marketing qt does the intros, and immediately dives in >"Ummm, okay, so yeah, ummm ... we want the website to pop!" >marketing girls giggle >guy responds in a tired voice >"I'm sorry, pop?" >"Yeah, ummm, we like, want it to really POP. But still be cleeeean!" >literally drags out the word clean >I swear the guy looks at me for a split second >makes eye contact >pleading >Being the coward that I apparently am ... I look away >feels bad, man >"So you want the color scheme to change?" >"No the colors are fine, we just want it to, you know, like, POP!"
Quick story >be me >on dev team >small part of which was UX for the customer portal >not the website, just the login page for our customers >marketing team asks me into a meeting >meeting is with the third party vendor that actually designs our marketing stuff >bunch of cute bitches, why not? >go into meeting >guy on the other side of the call sounds tired >1000 yard stare of a man that has to deal with nonsense all day >vietnam.jpg >marketing qt does the intros, and immediately dives in >"Ummm, okay, so yeah, ummm ... we want the website to pop!" >marketing girls giggle >guy responds in a tired voice >"I'm sorry, pop?" >"Yeah, ummm, we like, want it to really POP. But still be cleeeean!" >literally drags out the word clean >I swear the guy looks at me for a split second >makes eye contact >pleading >Being the coward that I apparently am ... I look away >feels bad, man >"So you want the color scheme to change?" >"No the colors are fine, we just want it to, you know, like, POP!"

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File: image.jpg (190 KB, 816x816) Anonymous 09/30/15 (Wed)19:23:05 No.644104344 ► >be me >high school, betafag >don't have any friends, so I just chill in the library every day >one day new kid transfers to my school, Mexican beanerfag >make friends with him cause he's beta too >hang out with him all year, get really close >make fun of him for being a w------, he doesn't care >find out he's a pyromaniac >lights everything he can on fire >lolwut but don't really care cause he's chill >one night at the end of the year he calls me at night >"im gonna set the warehouse on 4th street on fire, come with me anon" >tell him no, I'm not insane >he says whatever, hangs up >don't think much of it, he's cooky but he's not a madman >next day watching local news >"warehouse on 4th caught aflame last night, charred body found inside" >he isn't at school that day >turns out he did it and accidentally burned to death >mfw Jesús died for arsons Anonymous 09/30/15(Wed)19:26:05 No.644104808 ► underrated/10
File: image.jpg (190 KB, 816x816) Anonymous 09/30/15 (Wed)19:23:05 No.644104344 ► >be me >high school, betafag >don't have any friends, so I just chill in the library every day >one day new kid transfers to my school, Mexican beanerfag >make friends with him cause he's beta too >hang out with him all year, get really close >make fun of him for being a w------, he doesn't care >find out he's a pyromaniac >lights everything he can on fire >lolwut but don't really care cause he's chill >one night at the end of the year he calls me at night >"im gonna set the warehouse on 4th street on fire, come with me anon" >tell him no, I'm not insane >he says whatever, hangs up >don't think much of it, he's cooky but he's not a madman >next day watching local news >"warehouse on 4th caught aflame last night, charred body found inside" >he isn't at school that day >turns out he did it and accidentally burned to death >mfw Jesús died for arsons Anonymous 09/30/15(Wed)19:26:05 No.644104808 ► underrated/10

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: Anonymous Alicia Navarro, 18, FLEES with 36-year-old man she was living with at Montana apartment-days after autistic teenager reappeared four years after she vanished 08/02/23 (Wed)11:41:36 No.74245105 195 KB JPG >14 year old girl goes missing >Whole community searches for her for years >To no avail, nobody can find her >4 years later >She comes to the police station, asking to get taken off the missing list because she wants a drivers license >Turns out she was living with a man half her age this whole time >Investigators and prosecutors cannot do anything about it because she is an adult and will not comply Could you give me any other news stories that have wholesome happy endings? 331 Replies / 31 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Alicia Navarro, 18, FLEES with 36-year-old man she was living with at Montana apartment-days after autistic teenager reappeared four years after she vanished 08/02/23 (Wed)11:41:36 No.74245105 195 KB JPG >14 year old girl goes missing >Whole community searches for her for years >To no avail, nobody can find her >4 years later >She comes to the police station, asking to get taken off the missing list because she wants a drivers license >Turns out she was living with a man half her age this whole time >Investigators and prosecutors cannot do anything about it because she is an adult and will not comply Could you give me any other news stories that have wholesome happy endings? 331 Replies / 31 Images View Thread

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suifuel #1, No. 74257571 2 hours ago 1649667737139 JPG 1024x1006 129.3 kB Unfortunataly, the clock is ting the train to The stress, the ShareP De viu un >be 13 >school camp >obstacle course, at the end is a post and if you get to the end you kiss the post >reply "are you sure about that?" >ff 10 years to the week >still haven't kissed a girl When did it all go so bad? derstand >lipstick marks on the post from girls kissing it >kiss one of the lipstick marks and mention it to the boys >bantz like haha anon's finally had his first kiss matrast
suifuel #1, No. 74257571 2 hours ago 1649667737139 JPG 1024x1006 129.3 kB Unfortunataly, the clock is ting the train to The stress, the ShareP De viu un >be 13 >school camp >obstacle course, at the end is a post and if you get to the end you kiss the post >reply "are you sure about that?" >ff 10 years to the week >still haven't kissed a girl When did it all go so bad? derstand >lipstick marks on the post from girls kissing it >kiss one of the lipstick marks and mention it to the boys >bantz like haha anon's finally had his first kiss matrast

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: Anonymous You wanna go out sometime? yes. 156 KB PNG (1/2) >straight cis guy >3 years ago No.25517524 >started to know her some more when she started transitioning in college >she fell into a small friend group I was part of and we got to know each other better as friends >start going out with my current MtF girlfriend >knew her for a little while as a guy, but not super well >she had a boyfriend early on in transition who was terrible to her, they ended up breaking up and she got super depressed. Anonymous >I found her approachable, despite not being a ladies man myself >we got along well, and I found her attractive even though she was a little androgynous, so I said 'screw it' and asked her out. It was just as a low pressure thing to lift her spirits. She was hesitant but she agreed. >we had a few dates on which she really brightened up and we got along super well one on one >she had a lot of self image issues both because of her dysphoria and prior bad relationship >we worked through it, I was pretty clueless, but I did what I figure girls liked, got her flowers, told her she was pretty, and I tried to support her when she was down. (2/2) >ff a few years >I didn't think it would get so crazy serious, but we really started to fall for each other quickly. >as more of herself started to shine through, I became really attracted to her and she saw something in me too, I guess >we stuck it out and moved in together after I graduated No.25517536 >we're still together, going strong >she's been on hormones a while now, and had, I think, all the surgeries she wants to get. >her dysphoria is mostly gone at this point and she's a really happy person which makes me happy too >she's come out of her shell so much and is such a confident person compared to before >not only that, and I hope this doesn't sound too shallow, but slowly but surely, she got hot, crazy hot >it baffles me just how out of my league this woman is >I'm not a burn victim or anything, but I'm an admittedly barely average looking lanky guy who's well on his way to a dad bod before he hits thirty >meanwhile my gf is like a supermodel and she still looks at me like I'm an absolute stud >I come back from work and she's like a lovesick puppy there to greet me >I wake up in the morning to see her adorable little face cuddled up into me >I take her out and she dresses up for me like it's a first date. >seriously I sometimes worry about her leaving me for someone else, but for whatever reason, she's enamored with me. >investment paid off I guess and I hit the jackpot >but I think the time's come where all doubts are gone and I'm finally going to ask this woman to marry me. >we talked about it a little a while ago, but we both were cool with not rushing ahead with things, and she really wanted to get her surgeries out of the way so she could feel like herself on her wedding day. >I've had the ring for a while and now that she's in a good place transition-wise, I want to pop the question. I don't come here too often, but here's a feel good story I guess, plus I get to brag about my hot gf. I'm really bad at coming up with sappy romantic stuff though, so if anyone has a memorable way to ask her to marry me, I'm open to suggestions.
: Anonymous You wanna go out sometime? yes. 156 KB PNG (1/2) >straight cis guy >3 years ago No.25517524 >started to know her some more when she started transitioning in college >she fell into a small friend group I was part of and we got to know each other better as friends >start going out with my current MtF girlfriend >knew her for a little while as a guy, but not super well >she had a boyfriend early on in transition who was terrible to her, they ended up breaking up and she got super depressed. Anonymous >I found her approachable, despite not being a ladies man myself >we got along well, and I found her attractive even though she was a little androgynous, so I said 'screw it' and asked her out. It was just as a low pressure thing to lift her spirits. She was hesitant but she agreed. >we had a few dates on which she really brightened up and we got along super well one on one >she had a lot of self image issues both because of her dysphoria and prior bad relationship >we worked through it, I was pretty clueless, but I did what I figure girls liked, got her flowers, told her she was pretty, and I tried to support her when she was down. (2/2) >ff a few years >I didn't think it would get so crazy serious, but we really started to fall for each other quickly. >as more of herself started to shine through, I became really attracted to her and she saw something in me too, I guess >we stuck it out and moved in together after I graduated No.25517536 >we're still together, going strong >she's been on hormones a while now, and had, I think, all the surgeries she wants to get. >her dysphoria is mostly gone at this point and she's a really happy person which makes me happy too >she's come out of her shell so much and is such a confident person compared to before >not only that, and I hope this doesn't sound too shallow, but slowly but surely, she got hot, crazy hot >it baffles me just how out of my league this woman is >I'm not a burn victim or anything, but I'm an admittedly barely average looking lanky guy who's well on his way to a dad bod before he hits thirty >meanwhile my gf is like a supermodel and she still looks at me like I'm an absolute stud >I come back from work and she's like a lovesick puppy there to greet me >I wake up in the morning to see her adorable little face cuddled up into me >I take her out and she dresses up for me like it's a first date. >seriously I sometimes worry about her leaving me for someone else, but for whatever reason, she's enamored with me. >investment paid off I guess and I hit the jackpot >but I think the time's come where all doubts are gone and I'm finally going to ask this woman to marry me. >we talked about it a little a while ago, but we both were cool with not rushing ahead with things, and she really wanted to get her surgeries out of the way so she could feel like herself on her wedding day. >I've had the ring for a while and now that she's in a good place transition-wise, I want to pop the question. I don't come here too often, but here's a feel good story I guess, plus I get to brag about my hot gf. I'm really bad at coming up with sappy romantic stuff though, so if anyone has a memorable way to ask her to marry me, I'm open to suggestions.

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