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Anon comments on recent events | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CDB6xOaw ) 08/16/21(Mon)23:06:57 No.334643290 >>334625082 # >view pictures of aghanistan landscape >it's all arid, mountainous desert that looks inhospitable to life >38 million f------ people jesus christ muslims are rodents C
Anonymous (ID: CDB6xOaw ) 08/16/21(Mon)23:06:57 No.334643290 >>334625082 # >view pictures of aghanistan landscape >it's all arid, mountainous desert that looks inhospitable to life >38 million f------ people jesus christ muslims are rodents C

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Check no mate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)08:31:22 No.63059642 >Girl makes fun of me >Say 'have sex' >She say 'i will' 25 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)08:31:22 No.63059642 >Girl makes fun of me >Say 'have sex' >She say 'i will' 25 KB JPG

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Anon trolls people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)23:31:00 No.861202609 >be me >on Reddit cause I'm a f----- >discover a subreddit called “Are TheCisOk" >basically every post is some t----- crying over a meme >getting offended over 4chan posts 10 KB JPG with "f-----" in it We've successfully trolled them, eat s--- f---.
: Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)23:31:00 No.861202609 >be me >on Reddit cause I'm a f----- >discover a subreddit called “Are TheCisOk" >basically every post is some t----- crying over a meme >getting offended over 4chan posts 10 KB JPG with "f-----" in it We've successfully trolled them, eat s--- f---.

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Like a true New Yorker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/08/16(Sun)23:04:54 No.683368161 >be me >20 >walking around Brooklyn >new to the city >feel and opportunity come up >yell at the top of my lungs 6 KB JPG >BADDA BING > some fat guy in a greasy tank top yells from his apartment window >BADDA BOOM >mfw
Anonymous 05/08/16(Sun)23:04:54 No.683368161 >be me >20 >walking around Brooklyn >new to the city >feel and opportunity come up >yell at the top of my lungs 6 KB JPG >BADDA BING > some fat guy in a greasy tank top yells from his apartment window >BADDA BOOM >mfw

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Anon is an absolute dumbass | /r/Greentext

File: 1595075047375.png (41 KB, 400x416) Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)01:57:17 No.64999554 >rejected a 8/10 fit/ cheerleader because she was a virgin >i was also a virgin but trying to look cool JUST BE YOURFUCKINGSELF ANON IT'S NOT A CLICHE JUST BE GENUINE AND STOP SEEKING APPROVAL YOU WILL MISS OUT ON MUCH MORE THAN YOU REALIZE
File: 1595075047375.png (41 KB, 400x416) Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)01:57:17 No.64999554 >rejected a 8/10 fit/ cheerleader because she was a virgin >i was also a virgin but trying to look cool JUST BE YOURFUCKINGSELF ANON IT'S NOT A CLICHE JUST BE GENUINE AND STOP SEEKING APPROVAL YOU WILL MISS OUT ON MUCH MORE THAN YOU REALIZE

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Anon was in Afghanistan | /r/Greentext

File: 031sMh_wjR-L.jpg (51 KB, 594x394) Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)00:51:08 No.861142020 >>861142074 >>86114238 >861144572 >>861144654 >>861145618 >>861146271 >>861146338 >>861146426 >>861146460 >be me >Afghanistan vet >years spent with sand n------ >years spent teaching and building their armed forces >trillions spent >years of my life spent >countless dead in warfare >watch as the fighting force you helped to build crumbles in days of you leaving >mfw
File: 031sMh_wjR-L.jpg (51 KB, 594x394) Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)00:51:08 No.861142020 >>861142074 >>86114238 >861144572 >>861144654 >>861145618 >>861146271 >>861146338 >>861146426 >>861146460 >be me >Afghanistan vet >years spent with sand n------ >years spent teaching and building their armed forces >trillions spent >years of my life spent >countless dead in warfare >watch as the fighting force you helped to build crumbles in days of you leaving >mfw

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Anon wants to join the 27 club. | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)19:11:31 No.65009820 >parents say that I've overstayed my welcome since I'm 27 and they said that most people get kicked НАНАНА IVE HAD ENOUGH! out at 18 >Credit is trashed, cannot even go into debt to get started 104 KB JPG >Have no desires left >Every night I pray for death >My options are be homeless and work myself to the bone or work myself to the bone for a cot in a room for $1ka month >Everyone hates me for no reason, cannot find friends >Plan is to save up for a gun to blow my brains out once I get kicked out This is fun, this is normal 11 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
| Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)19:11:31 No.65009820 >parents say that I've overstayed my welcome since I'm 27 and they said that most people get kicked НАНАНА IVE HAD ENOUGH! out at 18 >Credit is trashed, cannot even go into debt to get started 104 KB JPG >Have no desires left >Every night I pray for death >My options are be homeless and work myself to the bone or work myself to the bone for a cot in a room for $1ka month >Everyone hates me for no reason, cannot find friends >Plan is to save up for a gun to blow my brains out once I get kicked out This is fun, this is normal 11 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon tries brown town | /r/Greentext

File: 1385097571576.jpg-(213 KB, 625x882, sadlebron.jpg) O Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:19:31 UTC-5 No.517378963 >be 17yo me >alone with gf at her house, her parents out >commence nudity on living room couch >asks if I want to try something new >next exit: brown town >put it in her buttz >meh, everything I hoped for and less >decide to keep going to get the xp >hear car door slam in driveway >ishouldprobablyheadout.zip >pull out too fast >explosive torrent of diarrhea erupts forth upon withdrawal >stomach, d---, and thighs all covered in doodie >all over couch and rug too >gf to scared to be embarassed >tells me she will blame the poopoo mess on her dog >hurries me out back door as her parents enter >decide to hide for a few minutes and see how situation plays out >after a short while her dad brings dog out into back yard >pulls handgun out of jacket >shoots dog in head >mfw jesus dog died for our sins
File: 1385097571576.jpg-(213 KB, 625x882, sadlebron.jpg) O Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:19:31 UTC-5 No.517378963 >be 17yo me >alone with gf at her house, her parents out >commence nudity on living room couch >asks if I want to try something new >next exit: brown town >put it in her buttz >meh, everything I hoped for and less >decide to keep going to get the xp >hear car door slam in driveway >ishouldprobablyheadout.zip >pull out too fast >explosive torrent of diarrhea erupts forth upon withdrawal >stomach, d---, and thighs all covered in doodie >all over couch and rug too >gf to scared to be embarassed >tells me she will blame the poopoo mess on her dog >hurries me out back door as her parents enter >decide to hide for a few minutes and see how situation plays out >after a short while her dad brings dog out into back yard >pulls handgun out of jacket >shoots dog in head >mfw jesus dog died for our sins

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Anon Gets Shanghaied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)09:31:00 No.65004196 >wake up THE >you're in a lowe's >they're fortifying the area with sandbags and mounted turrets HOME >blue-coloured BGM-71 TOW anti-tank launcher is being placed by two employees >you realize what's about to happen, but 6 KB PNG it's too late >mortar fire engulfs the area around the lowe's, as you run to aisle 3 to hide yourself >the sound of helicopters slowly gets louder, as you begin to hear the home depot theme >the front of the store is annihilated from the mortar fire >there's nothing but a cloud of smoke in front of the store >the lowe's employees let loose on the M3M turrets as the home depot loyalists charge into the store, improvised bayonets made from wooden planks fixed to their rifles >the home depot loyalists' helicopters are quickly taken down by the lowe's gunners >splattered red paste soaks the front of the home improvement store turned battlefield >the fighting stops as both sides focus their attention to the noises of incoming tanks >your ears ring, as a deafening noise assails the store >"SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS," the speakers begin to exclaim, as the tanks begin to fire upon the lowe's >the home depot loyalists join forces with the lowe's workers, as they prepare to hold off the forces of menards
: Anonymous 08/16/21(Mon)09:31:00 No.65004196 >wake up THE >you're in a lowe's >they're fortifying the area with sandbags and mounted turrets HOME >blue-coloured BGM-71 TOW anti-tank launcher is being placed by two employees >you realize what's about to happen, but 6 KB PNG it's too late >mortar fire engulfs the area around the lowe's, as you run to aisle 3 to hide yourself >the sound of helicopters slowly gets louder, as you begin to hear the home depot theme >the front of the store is annihilated from the mortar fire >there's nothing but a cloud of smoke in front of the store >the lowe's employees let loose on the M3M turrets as the home depot loyalists charge into the store, improvised bayonets made from wooden planks fixed to their rifles >the home depot loyalists' helicopters are quickly taken down by the lowe's gunners >splattered red paste soaks the front of the home improvement store turned battlefield >the fighting stops as both sides focus their attention to the noises of incoming tanks >your ears ring, as a deafening noise assails the store >"SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS," the speakers begin to exclaim, as the tanks begin to fire upon the lowe's >the home depot loyalists join forces with the lowe's workers, as they prepare to hold off the forces of menards

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Anon found the glitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/21(Tue)01:32:03 No.65009259 >you need to have sex to stop being an incel >women don't have sex with incels the game is rigged from the start 12 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/17/21(Tue)01:32:03 No.65009259 >you need to have sex to stop being an incel >women don't have sex with incels the game is rigged from the start 12 KB PNG

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