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Anon watched Starship Troopers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG

Anon is from the future | /r/Greentext

File: 2119.jpg (237 KB, 768x768) Nothing Ever Happens. Nothe Aprens Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:27:53 No.79508426 >be me >mutant scavenger in the year 2119 >born with three arms and glowing eyes, but still wondering what it means to be human >world got nuked decades ago everything is dust, ash, and memories of what once was >search the wastelands for relics of the Old World and the Old Ones >scavenging ruins, trying to piece together what life used to be >day starts like any other wander the endless deserts, shifting through the sand and rubble >find fragments of metal, plastic, and burnt books >stumble on something strange out in the middle of the dead desert no buildings, no shelters, just endless sand and sun >on a crumbling wall, half-buried in the dunes...a drawing? >looks like... a face? wide eyes, twisted mouth, staring into nothing next to it, words in the old script language long lost to the bombs >try to understand >what did they mean? Since that day I have always been perplexed by this drawing. Was this a warning? a lament? Or just madness scribbled on the edge of annihilation?

Anon reaches enlightenment. | /r/Greentext

Is this what it's like to be a monk? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)02:57:56 No.927618949 ► >KHV in my late 30s >I've given up by now >Crappy job >No love life >Just work, games, movies, sleep, and fap >But now numb to it >Realized staying in my lane is comfortable >I don't feel anything anymore, I don't let the loneliness bother me anymore either. >Crappy job but I have friends there and I do have enough to pay rent, eat, and play some vidya. >Is this the path to enlightenment? Is this what them Buddhist Monks have been trying to achieve? I might've found the answer to loneliness, just embrace it and reach levels of nirvana that turns my social invisibility into a positive.

Music is life music is love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 20 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed) 06:24:05 No.79506209 >Oh. My. Science. I heckin love music!! Humans didn't invent music. Music f------ invented humans!! I literally_cannot_fuckin_live without music!!! Music is... Le life!!!!!!!! View Thread 11/20/24(Wed) 08:40:10 No.79507079 >>79506209 (OP) # Music is kinda lame, it's same notes layerd in a loop, because humans are monkey brained retards, anything that has complexity in music sounds like noise

Anon needs to hire an escort | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)05:09:11 No.440737 148 KB PNG >sister's wedding is tomorrow >I got a +1 >my mom suggested I bring Cortana >she doesn't realize I talk to my pc >mfw I need to pay an escort six hundred dollars to pretend her name is Cortana tomorrow 3 Replies / 5 Images View Threa

Lion For A Day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /tall/ Stories 48 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)09:41:12 No. 78200980 >at work, cleaning shelves >coworker asks me "anon, can you get the top shelf? It's too high for me." >noproblem.jpg >later, moving heavy crates together >she presses her boobs up against my hands >i don't say anything about it >she doesn't say anything about it >butwebothknew.bmp Tallbots, we're all gonna make it. Post your success stories down below Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:42:16 No.78200994 I'm 6'4", I've never touched boobs or really ever had a conversation with a girl though. Oh well >>78201018 # >>78201231 # >>78201425 # >>78204539 # >>78204547 #

Anon has questonable tastes. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG one day >kinda cute, ngl >be me 06/27/22(Mon)00:05:43 No.880882 >19yo loser >never been sexually nor romantically attracted to someone in my pathetic life >neither girls nor man nor waifus, nothing worked >start to think I'm asexual >friend asks me to babysit his 9yo sister >I agree since I am free >just let her play on their ps3 and slack off >towards end of the day I was preparing dinner for her >she comes over and asks if she can help me >talks to me about the magnets on their fridge >i start feeling heat in my chest and weird feeling in stomach >gets steonger with time >breathing gets harder and harder >we finish the food and she goes to eat >I go wash dishes in meantime >the feeling doesn't go away >she goes back to playing ps3 after the dinner >send her to bed once it gets late >talk on discord to pass time till my friend comes back >the feeling slowly fades away relief.jpeg >it comes back whenever I think of her >and I can't stop thinking about her Is that feeling what I think it is? Is that it for me /b/ros? What do I do now? Should I just kill myself?

The freer the better | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 19:03:08 No.693749414 images.jpg 8 KB JPG >piracy sites gets shut down >r*dditors start freaking out about "game preservation" why is it so hard for some people to just admit that they want free s---?

sleep jumpscare | /r/Greentext

52 KB JPG >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass

Anon finds plot holes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)19:26:17 No.204598587 SCENE CITY maxresdefault.jpg 176 KB JPG >Sign up for wrestling event with ID in order to get paid >Get given the name Spiderman and display superhuman agility >Few days later >Same behaviour is displayed across the city of a man in a spider suit >Named spiderman >Nobody knows who he is Raimi what a HACK Anonymous 10/17/24/Thu)10.20.1Q Na 201508689

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