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146F0B55-B926-4307-9C16-D3A1795045AA.jpg 135 KB JPG >Dr. Blair, it's you!!! you're John Carpenters The Thing!!! Anonymous he didnt say that 08/29/22(Mon)07:42:08 No. 17333348
146F0B55-B926-4307-9C16-D3A1795045AA.jpg 135 KB JPG >Dr. Blair, it's you!!! you're John Carpenters The Thing!!! Anonymous he didnt say that 08/29/22(Mon)07:42:08 No. 17333348

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Is this really what she wanted? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)19:37:50 No.205052399 file.png 2.2 MB PNG >Villain's biggest crime was....wanting order and safety for children : Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)19:49:06 No.205052800 She was so hot to me for some reason
: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)19:37:50 No.205052399 file.png 2.2 MB PNG >Villain's biggest crime was....wanting order and safety for children : Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)19:49:06 No.205052800 She was so hot to me for some reason

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Wife School. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ARa/GrUI Wife School 120 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)08:20:56 No.325085930 >fathers send their daughters to wife school >state or privately funded >women learn all the skills necessary to be a good wife >cooking >cleaning >housemaking >minimal math for grocery shopping and measurements >child rearing >sex classes (when old enough) >fashion & modesty >animal caretaking >gardening >emotional support >you are a low to middle status man >walk in to wife school >women are graded from E up through A, and then S >grades factored by technical skill, age, attractiveness, personality >graded women are separated by floor, each floor higher in the building a higher grade woman >step out of the elevator on your chosen floor >staff blows a whistle, girls called to assemblyroom >you walk in >topless girls age 16-22 lined up for you to choose >each has a name tag with father's contact information >choose girl according to her grade and your status >contact her father and make arrangements >walk out with well trained, traditional wife
Anonymous (ID: ARa/GrUI Wife School 120 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)08:20:56 No.325085930 >fathers send their daughters to wife school >state or privately funded >women learn all the skills necessary to be a good wife >cooking >cleaning >housemaking >minimal math for grocery shopping and measurements >child rearing >sex classes (when old enough) >fashion & modesty >animal caretaking >gardening >emotional support >you are a low to middle status man >walk in to wife school >women are graded from E up through A, and then S >grades factored by technical skill, age, attractiveness, personality >graded women are separated by floor, each floor higher in the building a higher grade woman >step out of the elevator on your chosen floor >staff blows a whistle, girls called to assemblyroom >you walk in >topless girls age 16-22 lined up for you to choose >each has a name tag with father's contact information >choose girl according to her grade and your status >contact her father and make arrangements >walk out with well trained, traditional wife

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Anon dodged a death star blast | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 12/02/21(Thu)00:24:05 No.66390963 >talk to female friend >she randomly says if she wanted me she could have me >I tell her no she couldn'tt >she gets really mad and says she could easily have me if she wanted to, practically has a fit of rage w-- happened here?
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 12/02/21(Thu)00:24:05 No.66390963 >talk to female friend >she randomly says if she wanted me she could have me >I tell her no she couldn'tt >she gets really mad and says she could easily have me if she wanted to, practically has a fit of rage w-- happened here?

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Bike Reich | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

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Anon Posts Racism on Reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous If North Korea was a website 11/09/24(Sat)19:04:33 No.79399517 Post is awaiting moderator approval. 18.4K 243 6 KB PNG >Make a post >It gets 18.4k updoots >I'm Karming >Literally drowning in Karm >Mods see it >They don't like it >They shut it down I hate this place Share
Anonymous If North Korea was a website 11/09/24(Sat)19:04:33 No.79399517 Post is awaiting moderator approval. 18.4K 243 6 KB PNG >Make a post >It gets 18.4k updoots >I'm Karming >Literally drowning in Karm >Mods see it >They don't like it >They shut it down I hate this place Share

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Anon is cursed | /r/Greentext

File: patric 2.jpg (29 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:36:49 No.927214587 >be me, 28M degenerate >finally got GF, she is the goth type >we are dating for a two weeks, the seks is good, the life is good >she is into crystals and s---, I hate it but she has vagina >she sees signs everywhere >the last time I was with her she showed me some cards and wanted me to help her with pendulum >I lost it, told her I cannot take this s--- anymore, called it b------- and that I break up with her >I was making fun of these things while leaving, she hissed and threw some white powder at me, "cursing me" >fast forward one week, a white dot appeared on my d--- What should I do bros? Maybe it is not a b-------. Should I go to visit a priest, or some gypsy witch to get me uncursed?I dont want my d--- to fall off. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:48:50 No.927215025 Do you have that powder? Maybe it was a coke
File: patric 2.jpg (29 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:36:49 No.927214587 >be me, 28M degenerate >finally got GF, she is the goth type >we are dating for a two weeks, the seks is good, the life is good >she is into crystals and s---, I hate it but she has vagina >she sees signs everywhere >the last time I was with her she showed me some cards and wanted me to help her with pendulum >I lost it, told her I cannot take this s--- anymore, called it b------- and that I break up with her >I was making fun of these things while leaving, she hissed and threw some white powder at me, "cursing me" >fast forward one week, a white dot appeared on my d--- What should I do bros? Maybe it is not a b-------. Should I go to visit a priest, or some gypsy witch to get me uncursed?I dont want my d--- to fall off. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:48:50 No.927215025 Do you have that powder? Maybe it was a coke

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Anon eats too many cannolis | /r/Greentext

4h (11/10/24 02:52) 79404187.4 Re - 0 Img JPG 50KB (735x702) 1728465200478805.jpg 2 Replies >got raised by a lazy mom that would shut me up with food finally move out and work really hard to overcome unhealthy habits >eat healthy for about a year >multiple family members die in a short time and i go into a depression >find comfort in food for 2 months >mfw i gained back all the weight in a fraction of the time. S--- like this makes me not wanna try anymore desu
4h (11/10/24 02:52) 79404187.4 Re - 0 Img JPG 50KB (735x702) 1728465200478805.jpg 2 Replies >got raised by a lazy mom that would shut me up with food finally move out and work really hard to overcome unhealthy habits >eat healthy for about a year >multiple family members die in a short time and i go into a depression >find comfort in food for 2 months >mfw i gained back all the weight in a fraction of the time. S--- like this makes me not wanna try anymore desu

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The Stranger Things effect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous TIM BURTON NETFLIX SERIER WEDNESDAY NOV 23 NETFLIX 98 KB JPG Anonymous 11/09/24(Sat) 19:41:57 No.205521955 >make a show about high schoolers >>205521955 (OP) # >actress turns 18 >insanely popular >wait until the actors are too old for high school to make season 2 11/09/24(Sat)19:43:23 No.205522010 >the entire nation collectively agrees she's used up I'm thinking based
Anonymous TIM BURTON NETFLIX SERIER WEDNESDAY NOV 23 NETFLIX 98 KB JPG Anonymous 11/09/24(Sat) 19:41:57 No.205521955 >make a show about high schoolers >>205521955 (OP) # >actress turns 18 >insanely popular >wait until the actors are too old for high school to make season 2 11/09/24(Sat)19:43:23 No.205522010 >the entire nation collectively agrees she's used up I'm thinking based

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Anon is not sure if steve jobs is a genius or not | /r/Greentext

rogen jeff daniels steve jobs❘ from director danny boyle and screenwriter aaron sorkin images.jpg 24 KB JPG >has the only curable form of pancreatic cancer >chooses to eat fruit instead of getting treatment >f------ dies >people hail him as a genius
rogen jeff daniels steve jobs❘ from director danny boyle and screenwriter aaron sorkin images.jpg 24 KB JPG >has the only curable form of pancreatic cancer >chooses to eat fruit instead of getting treatment >f------ dies >people hail him as a genius

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