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File: 261417.jpg (9 KB, 200x268) ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)15:16:33 No.37008648 >>37008666 >>37009129 >>37009604 >>37009802 >>37009905 >>37010387 >>37010641 >>37010814 >>37011040 >>37011227 >>37011243 >>37011246 >>37011376 >>37012138 >>37012365 >>37012533 >>37012541 >>37014737 >>37015592 >>37017912 >>37017949 >>37018136 >>37018161 >>37018798 >be me >far right trans girl dating a leftie chaser >I'm always telling him my beliefs about how the Holocaust didn't happen, outer space isn't real, black people aren't actually human beings but some middle ground between monkeys and humans, 5G causes cancer and it's specifically designed to do so so that the elites can cull humanity, etc >he usually clams up and goes silent >I ask him why my politics views seem to annoy him >"You have some really f------ bizarre viewpoints, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to debunk every bigoted viewpoint or conspiracy theory you s--- out. Can't reason someone out of a perspective they never reasoned themselves into to begin with." > "How do you know I didn't use reason to reach my beliefs?" >"Nobody who actually uses their head could believe the things you do. So either you're the dumbest, most wildly irrational person alive, or you just don't think about the stupid s--- you spew out before doing so." Why he so mad tho Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)15:18:19 No.37008666 >>37008648 (OP) >top is rational and levelheaded >>37008693 >>37011123 >>37017989 >>37019153 >bottom is irrational and engages in magical thinking what a surprise
File: 261417.jpg (9 KB, 200x268) ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)15:16:33 No.37008648 >>37008666 >>37009129 >>37009604 >>37009802 >>37009905 >>37010387 >>37010641 >>37010814 >>37011040 >>37011227 >>37011243 >>37011246 >>37011376 >>37012138 >>37012365 >>37012533 >>37012541 >>37014737 >>37015592 >>37017912 >>37017949 >>37018136 >>37018161 >>37018798 >be me >far right trans girl dating a leftie chaser >I'm always telling him my beliefs about how the Holocaust didn't happen, outer space isn't real, black people aren't actually human beings but some middle ground between monkeys and humans, 5G causes cancer and it's specifically designed to do so so that the elites can cull humanity, etc >he usually clams up and goes silent >I ask him why my politics views seem to annoy him >"You have some really f------ bizarre viewpoints, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to debunk every bigoted viewpoint or conspiracy theory you s--- out. Can't reason someone out of a perspective they never reasoned themselves into to begin with." > "How do you know I didn't use reason to reach my beliefs?" >"Nobody who actually uses their head could believe the things you do. So either you're the dumbest, most wildly irrational person alive, or you just don't think about the stupid s--- you spew out before doing so." Why he so mad tho Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)15:18:19 No.37008666 >>37008648 (OP) >top is rational and levelheaded >>37008693 >>37011123 >>37017989 >>37019153 >bottom is irrational and engages in magical thinking what a surprise

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Sudden Strike | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:45:45 No.4842528 PXL 20240716_205036565~3.jpg >100 degrees out 2.13 MB JPG >Faggy little hairy Himalayan lap dog insists on going outside and sun bathing W-- is his problem
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:45:45 No.4842528 PXL 20240716_205036565~3.jpg >100 degrees out 2.13 MB JPG >Faggy little hairy Himalayan lap dog insists on going outside and sun bathing W-- is his problem

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Talent before looks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)13:53:08 No.202623829 1697451418468901.jpg 139 KB JPG >JJ Abrams' daughter >a literal 10/10 >failed to make it in Hollywood why?
: Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)13:53:08 No.202623829 1697451418468901.jpg 139 KB JPG >JJ Abrams' daughter >a literal 10/10 >failed to make it in Hollywood why?

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anon doesnt have game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 01:10:44 No.78293759 idiot 64 KB JPG >Be me 26 >khhv all my life >Get desperate and try to groom a girl >Talk to a girl on Discord >16 year old egirl >The zoomer stuff she talks about makes me want to rope >Keeps making me listen to Taylor Swift for some reason >Give up after a week You know what maybe being incel for life isn't that bad after all 41 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 01:10:44 No.78293759 idiot 64 KB JPG >Be me 26 >khhv all my life >Get desperate and try to groom a girl >Talk to a girl on Discord >16 year old egirl >The zoomer stuff she talks about makes me want to rope >Keeps making me listen to Taylor Swift for some reason >Give up after a week You know what maybe being incel for life isn't that bad after all 41 Replies View Thread

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Californication | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: Nplhmo/H 08/25/24(Sun)15:59:30 No.479499212 2.2 MB JPG >be california >have a storied past >go to war about it >side with the united states >join the union >mexicans btfo and seething >cover up genocide (spanish mission system) >tell them there's gold in the water and mountains >hire cheap imported labor to build infrastructure (railroads) >grow fruits and vegetables, livestock (ranchos) >strike oil >build cars, airplanes, for the war effort >suppress public transport >build freeways >divide neighborhoods >middle class grows with tremendous speed in every direction >let the hippies and yuppies do whatever (((you know who))) >export degeneracy (los angeles media machine) >export mass surveillance (silicon valley) >import cheap labor again (to build the sprawl) >leave the border mostly open >allow foreign property managers to do whatever >allow the loud minority their day in the assembly >raise taxes >rinse and repeat >rich get richer >dream of californication you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave
⠀ Anonymous (ID: Nplhmo/H 08/25/24(Sun)15:59:30 No.479499212 2.2 MB JPG >be california >have a storied past >go to war about it >side with the united states >join the union >mexicans btfo and seething >cover up genocide (spanish mission system) >tell them there's gold in the water and mountains >hire cheap imported labor to build infrastructure (railroads) >grow fruits and vegetables, livestock (ranchos) >strike oil >build cars, airplanes, for the war effort >suppress public transport >build freeways >divide neighborhoods >middle class grows with tremendous speed in every direction >let the hippies and yuppies do whatever (((you know who))) >export degeneracy (los angeles media machine) >export mass surveillance (silicon valley) >import cheap labor again (to build the sprawl) >leave the border mostly open >allow foreign property managers to do whatever >allow the loud minority their day in the assembly >raise taxes >rinse and repeat >rich get richer >dream of californication you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave

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Legend of the Galactic GigaChads | /r/Greentext

File: legend-of-galatic-heroes.jpg (417 KB, 1844x1794) Animage Video ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:27:57 No.202837280 >>202837324 >>202837388 >>202837509 File: job.jpg (57 KB, 640x480) L LASER DISC RAJAZEIZAT MA 「千億の星、千億の光3」 << ANET GOVE >>202826723 (OP). Everyone should see LoGH. And remember to vote. DEMOCRACY. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:29:41 No.202837324 ►>>202837435 >>202837280 >Yang's "are we the baddies" moment when he's forced to shake hands with Trunicht and realizes just how much of a p------------ he is ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:33:07 No.202837435 ►>>202837589 >>202840873 File: pkc.jpg (21 KB, 400x300) ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:54:11 No.202826723 >>202826908 >>202826927 >>202826968 >>202826998 >>>202827004 >>202827154 >>202827692 >>202828277 >>202830006 >>202831780 >>202832474 >>202836855 >>202837054 >>202837090 >>202837191 >>202837280 >>202837295 >>202837878>>202838020 >>202838200 >>202838230 >>202838408 >>202839918 >>202841802 >brought to the West and given new life by 4channer fansubbers >instantly and universally beloved by everyone, holds the #1 spot on MAL for years >gatekeeps itself; normies can't get past the first few episodes, so discussion is always excellent >messages and themes are so applicable to real life that people are still talking about it almost two decades later You love it, I love it. Let's have a LOGH thread. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:56:08 No.202826789 >>202826858 >>202827016 >>202836892 >>202837091 >>202839873 I tried watching it but it seemed too boring. Other than uniform p--- what do you like about it? ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)09:03:37 No.202827016 >>202833745 >>202837131 File: Spoiler Image (37 KB, 294x220) 憂国騎士団 Patriotic Knight Corps >>202837324 >>202837388 GET EM >> Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:39:30 No.202837589 >>202837665 File: LOGH_truniht dispenses so(...).png (119 KB, 392x366) TP >>202826789 Sorry to say, but you got filtered. But since you asked: >one of the few pieces of war media to not lean toward one side or the other >characters use realpolitik, making every action plausible and believable, even in a sci-fi setting with a cult faction >plausible military hierarchies, ranks carry real weight that the viewer can follow >extremely memorable characters; everyone remembers Eisenach even though he only appears in like 3-4 episodes, and only has one spoken line >Fritz Josef Bittenfeld Guards, this woman has lost her composure. >>202837435 >why do you mean there's a paramilitary group going around causing havoc? of course I disavow and have no connection to them. it's entirely coincidental everything they do is in MY favor. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:42:46 No.202837665 >>202837589 >dnc playbook >>202837940
File: legend-of-galatic-heroes.jpg (417 KB, 1844x1794) Animage Video ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:27:57 No.202837280 >>202837324 >>202837388 >>202837509 File: job.jpg (57 KB, 640x480) L LASER DISC RAJAZEIZAT MA 「千億の星、千億の光3」 << ANET GOVE >>202826723 (OP). Everyone should see LoGH. And remember to vote. DEMOCRACY. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:29:41 No.202837324 ►>>202837435 >>202837280 >Yang's "are we the baddies" moment when he's forced to shake hands with Trunicht and realizes just how much of a p------------ he is ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:33:07 No.202837435 ►>>202837589 >>202840873 File: pkc.jpg (21 KB, 400x300) ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:54:11 No.202826723 >>202826908 >>202826927 >>202826968 >>202826998 >>>202827004 >>202827154 >>202827692 >>202828277 >>202830006 >>202831780 >>202832474 >>202836855 >>202837054 >>202837090 >>202837191 >>202837280 >>202837295 >>202837878>>202838020 >>202838200 >>202838230 >>202838408 >>202839918 >>202841802 >brought to the West and given new life by 4channer fansubbers >instantly and universally beloved by everyone, holds the #1 spot on MAL for years >gatekeeps itself; normies can't get past the first few episodes, so discussion is always excellent >messages and themes are so applicable to real life that people are still talking about it almost two decades later You love it, I love it. Let's have a LOGH thread. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)08:56:08 No.202826789 >>202826858 >>202827016 >>202836892 >>202837091 >>202839873 I tried watching it but it seemed too boring. Other than uniform p--- what do you like about it? ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat)09:03:37 No.202827016 >>202833745 >>202837131 File: Spoiler Image (37 KB, 294x220) 憂国騎士団 Patriotic Knight Corps >>202837324 >>202837388 GET EM >> Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:39:30 No.202837589 >>202837665 File: LOGH_truniht dispenses so(...).png (119 KB, 392x366) TP >>202826789 Sorry to say, but you got filtered. But since you asked: >one of the few pieces of war media to not lean toward one side or the other >characters use realpolitik, making every action plausible and believable, even in a sci-fi setting with a cult faction >plausible military hierarchies, ranks carry real weight that the viewer can follow >extremely memorable characters; everyone remembers Eisenach even though he only appears in like 3-4 episodes, and only has one spoken line >Fritz Josef Bittenfeld Guards, this woman has lost her composure. >>202837435 >why do you mean there's a paramilitary group going around causing havoc? of course I disavow and have no connection to them. it's entirely coincidental everything they do is in MY favor. ☐ Anonymous 08/24/24(Sat) 15:42:46 No.202837665 >>202837589 >dnc playbook >>202837940

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Anon is seeking a babysitter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Am I the a------ here? 263 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 14:38:57 No.923367383 >be me >have two daughters, 8 and 11 >wife and I going out of state for business trip slash getaway >put up a listing for babysitters in my area >not a lot of picks but get contacted prominently by this t----- who is incredibly curious and is also "willing to work cheap" >concern.png >indulge "her" anyway because not a lot of takers for our two girls >t----- wants to become a school teacher and loves to teach body positivity >tell her that she'd have to watch the two girls for over a week and they'd need to stay over or she would need to house sit alongside the girls >this makes her f------ ecstatic and she starts getting into questions like their names, pictures of them, what they like, if they're hitting puberty on time, if they're masturbating, etc >get weirded out and stop messaging >she keeps pestering me again and again asking if our plans are still on and they need a sitter And I still haven't responded since a few nights ago and now "she" is rambling on about how she's scared that I'm a transphobe because I'm not responding. W-- do I do
Anonymous Am I the a------ here? 263 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat) 14:38:57 No.923367383 >be me >have two daughters, 8 and 11 >wife and I going out of state for business trip slash getaway >put up a listing for babysitters in my area >not a lot of picks but get contacted prominently by this t----- who is incredibly curious and is also "willing to work cheap" >concern.png >indulge "her" anyway because not a lot of takers for our two girls >t----- wants to become a school teacher and loves to teach body positivity >tell her that she'd have to watch the two girls for over a week and they'd need to stay over or she would need to house sit alongside the girls >this makes her f------ ecstatic and she starts getting into questions like their names, pictures of them, what they like, if they're hitting puberty on time, if they're masturbating, etc >get weirded out and stop messaging >she keeps pestering me again and again asking if our plans are still on and they need a sitter And I still haven't responded since a few nights ago and now "she" is rambling on about how she's scared that I'm a transphobe because I'm not responding. W-- do I do

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 22:13:23 No.201810891 BROWARD COUNTY PESCUE DEPARTMENT CAN RESCUE BUREAU 1297957008179_ORIGINAL.jpg 31 KB JPG >Did you just look at my boobs just now? How do you respond without sounding like a misogynist pervert?
: Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat) 22:13:23 No.201810891 BROWARD COUNTY PESCUE DEPARTMENT CAN RESCUE BUREAU 1297957008179_ORIGINAL.jpg 31 KB JPG >Did you just look at my boobs just now? How do you respond without sounding like a misogynist pervert?

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Anon ponders about the future of animated series | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/05/23(Tue)01:39:41 No.659567692 auto 1701733133983.jpg 2.23 MB JPG >Latino and white boy/girl pairing Is this a winning formula? V COMING 2025 VU
Anonymous 12/05/23(Tue)01:39:41 No.659567692 auto 1701733133983.jpg 2.23 MB JPG >Latino and white boy/girl pairing Is this a winning formula? V COMING 2025 VU

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anon is Mr Bones | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 46 KB JPEG 25/08/2024, 5:43:29 pm > playing theme park management sim No.87058327 > finish a ride i've been working on for like an hour > feel proud of myself > look down > boner what does this mean bros? pic unrelated
Anonymous 46 KB JPEG 25/08/2024, 5:43:29 pm > playing theme park management sim No.87058327 > finish a ride i've been working on for like an hour > feel proud of myself > look down > boner what does this mean bros? pic unrelated

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