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Anon realizes that generation is doomed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CYaRgWDp 4 07/28/17(Fri)08:3 >>135275894 >>135276090 >>135276165 >>135277069 >>135278 >>135286564 >>135286951 >>135289136 >>135289396 >>135290 >Brother is a history teacher for kids in 5th grade >Told me he brought up 9/11 to his class >Said kids went instantly insane >They didn't know it was real >One kid said he thought it was just a meme

Anon is a wise one | /r/Greentext

>In philosophy >Professor asks me about the concept of evil >Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3 >"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling. Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another.. I'd rather not choose 61 KB JPG at all" >Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause Anyone else had video games help them in real life?

fuck...Anon hates fat people | /r/Greentext

Not Secure - boards.4channel.org Board /fit/ - Fitness Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 10/18/19(Fri)22:47:15 No.52828256 Fat people story >On an airplane to Asia >Sitting in my seat when I see this 400 pound sack of s--- trying to sit between two Japanese cuties >Squeezes into his seat and immediately asks for a soda >That plane hasn't even took off yet, you fat c--- >With morbid curiosity I watch him intently, as he eats numerous meals, double snacks, three mini cartons of mochi ice cream >Disgust, unending >Watch as he gets up to try and fit in the airplane toilet >Fits, barely >Comes back to the disgust of the Japanese girls and the stewardess >ls a smelly, disgusting pain in the ass the entire trip >By this point this f------ f------ existence is pissing me off >Can't stand it anymore, so when the plane lands I catch that f----- in the bathroom in Asia >Look him dead in the eyes and tell him how f------ much I hate him and how he needs to change his ways so he doesn't die a fat ugly corpse >l punch him, hoping to drive the point home >The mirror spiderwebs, and I cut my hand I've lost 250 pounds since then, down from 440 to 190. I'm still in Asia, but now that I'm normal i think I'll come home. >>52828438 # >>52828457 # >>52828485 # >>52828555 # >>52828948 # >>52829627 # >>52829663 # >>52829999 # >>52832150 # >>52833538 # >>52834095 # >>52834248 # >>52834277 # >>52835765 # >>52835832 #

Anon has multiple illnesses | /r/Greentext

>be me >16 >have formal day at highschool >really like micheal jackson 3 KB JPG >decide to dress like him because autisim >buy white suit and hat >chad laughs at me and calls me a f-- >decide to do what micheal does in the smooth criminal music video where he blows to billyard ball dust in gangster's face >take dust from penuts i was eating and blow it in has face >he starts coughing and then falls to the ground >turns out he was allergic to penuts >he nearly dies and needs a tracheostomy >get arrested for assault mfwl was not a smooth criminal

Anon is a Snitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4IljD 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes 133 KB PNG >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon ?

Anon cannot top | /r/Greentext

anon visits fr*nce | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 52818309 4 min. ago >visit france >they use "le" unironically 416.0 kB PNG

Femanon is upset with mummy | /r/Greentext

Anon finds infinite karma glitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)18:47:32 No.869828359 >be me >go to r/PublicFreakout >upload a 5 years old video of a cop shooting some random n---- >Title - "WHITE cop murders defenseless BLACK teenager" >insta 15k upvotes, 8 awards. Hundreds of soyboys commenting s--- like ACAB, 1.5 MB PNG pigs. >immediately go over to r/ActualPublicFreakouts >Upload a vid of some blackies beating an asian grandma >Title - "Group of THUGS nearly kill an ASIAN lady" >10k upvotes in 2 hours, bunch rednecks with sarcastic comments like: "He was a good boy on his way to church" or "Why do blacks hate asians so much", "Is it bad if I knew what race the attacker is going to be?" ect. >Do this pretty much everyday >s--- is way to easy >Season 2 of America is going to happen boys, It's gonna happen

Anon spends his money wisely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: AAZPDPN2 ) 01/03/22(Mon)01:42:56 No.45065256 i just spent $300 to have a blonde femboy f--- me and c-- in my mouth 78 KB JPG

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