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Anon’s heart breaks for Afghan interpreters | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous (ID: NTAW6P6S ) E Afghanistan 08/18/21(Wed)08:40:02 No.334919303 > Be a normal Afghan man > Be married with kids > The United States invades your country > Lose everything you have > You work with the U.S. as an interpreter > You help the U.S. achieve their goals every step of the way 8 KB JPG > See Taliban begin to slowly gain ground > Read reports that they may overtake the capital > Apply for asylum in the U.S. > Know that if the Taliban take Kabul, they will murder you and your family > The U.S. officially leaves > Watch as no plans are in place to help you relocate > Feel helpless > You did nothing wrong > You helped the U.S. and they turned their back on you > Watch as Joe Biden goes on vacation while your capital gets invaded by the Taliban > Watch Joe Biden say he “has no regrets" > Beg your former American troop friends to help you > They tell you they're angry and they feel helpless because no one is listening > Knock on your door in the middle of the night > 3 Taliban fighters gun down your wife and kids before executing you in your own home for working for the United States > You did nothing wrong and you paid the ultimate price

Anon is a good friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)23:22:04 No.843664733 >new years 2012 >at friends house f------ with fireworks >friend lets go of one too late >blows up hand >see a finger go flying >grab it 107 KB PNG >call ambulance for dumbass >put finger on string to make a necklace >give it to him as a gift on his birthday a couple weeks later >he just looks at me with pure hate >mfw i try to pick his nose with it and he starts trying to choke me Was so worth it

Green text I just found | /r/Greentext

>Decide to try reddit out to see what it's like >Make account >Can't post anywhere >Turns out people need to upvote your posts before you're allowed to post in other places 62 KB JPG >w-- >Post in a bunch of s----- areas of the site to get some points built up so I can post elsewhere >Still can't post. Your account needs to be a certain age before you can post in most of the website >w-- >Wait a few weeks and try posting again >Make edgy joke >Get permabanned from multiple parts of the site >w-- >Still posting in areas of website l'm not banned from >Decide to give a post I saw that I liked an emoji >Asking for credit card information >w-- you need to pay actual money to put an emoji next to a post? >and people actually do it? >state an opinion I have on something >somebody digs through my account history to find a comment I made awhile ago saying something slightly contradictory because there's no way to make your account private Why the f--- do people use that s--- site.

Regrets, I’ve had a few | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)08:04:55 No.65046222 Please be patient I have autisn >two years ago >sitting in my room playing vidya >get phone call from a lady friend >pick up, she's in hysterics >after calming down a little bit she tells me her boyfriend sold her nudes to some 42 KB JPG of his friends and she doesn't know what to do >calm her down and tell her to just break up with him >talk for 5 minutes and just have a heart to heart >she says she loves me >inner autism activates >"ok" >hang up >go back to gaming Probably the most retarded moment in my life

Anon has standards | /r/Greentext

File: IMG 20210707_090411.png (226 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:15:54 No.65033709 [Reply] >match on tinder >instantly send girl a gif >no reply Well she wasn't the one Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:59:12 No.65034227 That's pretty based. Persistence is the key.

anon greendays | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:49:35 No.65030035 >When you're 12 yo and you're walking home from school and Greenday comes on your mp3. >l weally do walk lone. >nyoooo 8 KB JPG

Anon has an addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/18(Sun)20:56:44 No.773137671 >breast milk / lactation fetish >convince gf to order sketchy meds from vietnam to induce lactation >months later unmarked brown package arrives >loose pills in a bag >f--- it >gf begins taking them with each meal >within a week t--- start leaking >within a month she's gone up a cupsize >t--- defying gravity they're so perky >she can squirt streams of milk across the room >sucking it out best sensation ever >sex is intense and feral >best we've ever had >become addicted to drinking her milk >constantly crave the taste of it (even now) >always end up rock hard when she gives me a drink >ravage her like an animal at the watering hole >seeing great gains in gym, not sure if related or not >brown bag eventually runs out of pills >website we ordered from shut down >milk supply getting smaller >can't find new supplier >milk supply mostly gone >desperation for milk intensifies >get her pregnant intentionally just so I can get more milk >ffw gf is 5 months pregnant and we're in a s----- 1 bedroom rental with no savings >no idea what to do next >breast milk addiction ruining my life >can't wait to drink it again though

Anon gets a divorce | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 hours ago 769969141 : Sorry I suck at Greentext. >Catch my now ex-wife cheating on me. >Pretend nothing is wrong but turn into a manipulative sociopath. >Break gas gauge in her car. Siphon gas out randomly so she's always running out. >Get a nanny cam that's hidden in a lamp. Get video of her f------ around. >Find out everything I can about the guy she's f------. >lol dance instructor. >Find out he's looking for work, get ahold of his resume. >Rework it so it's not retarded, impersonate him, and get him an interview at a studio 2 states away. Dream job, if you're a f--. >He bites. Takes the job and after some mushy b------- ghosts my wife. >Meanwhile start siphoning money out of our accounts slowly and keep the cash hidden away in my truck in a lockbox. Put away $10k. >It's time. >Wait for her to be dead asleep, unlock her phone and turn off alarms on days that the coin I flip turns up heads. >She gets fired. Calls me bawling her eyes out. >When she gets home my wedding ring is on the table with her laptop playing the video of them f------. Next to that is a copy of the divorce petition. 10 REPLIES

The gym shitter strikes | /r/Greentext

File: IMG 1696.jpg (114 KB, 495x640) Gym Happening Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:14:16 No.63090328 [Reply] ► >>63094704 >be at gym this past weekend >some sperg who looks like Rorschach is slamming plates and bas around as if trying to be as loud as humanly possible >staff repeatedly ask him to stop or he will get the boot >#hepersists >they send the biggest guy from the front desk to presumably intimidate him into being quiet >he wigs out and tosses a bar with 2 plates (Imao) over the railing down to the bottom level where the front desk is (pic related) >staff call the cops and tell him to f--- off >he storms out muttering obscenities >think to myself that this guy has to be a /fit/izen >think to myself this has to be related to the flyer in the mens locker room asking the person that is smearing s--- everywhere to stop Seriously are you out there a------?

No Regerts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)00:10:09 No.65029303 >end relationship to move cities >get job I wanted after graduating >we lose contact due to distance and other priorities >haven't made many friends in my first few months of starting work 118 KB PNG I'm alone, sad, horny and miss them. But it was my fault for choosing the job over them. What do?

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