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: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based
: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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Anonymous (ID: gzEC/8el) De-trans'd my daughter in 1 da(...) 151 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)16:53:56 No.409306658 >daughter says she's trans (9th grade) >wtfdo.jpeg >confess I'm trans too >she's confused >dad no you're not >stop being a bigot Charlotte, let's do this together >wear dress and makeup next morning >daughter is angry, tells me to stop faking >no, I'm trans honey. now get in the car and let's go to school >she's horrified, asks to be dropped off a block away >nope, walk her in, wave to front desk >she's fuming >wife can't stop laughing >pick up daughter, in skirt and heels. s----- makeup, glitter on cheeks. skip your to her and her friends >DAD STOP ITS NOT FUNNY >demand she use my pronouns, call her a bigot >next morning she's done with the whole trans thing, begs me to stop Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it
Anonymous (ID: gzEC/8el) De-trans'd my daughter in 1 da(...) 151 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)16:53:56 No.409306658 >daughter says she's trans (9th grade) >wtfdo.jpeg >confess I'm trans too >she's confused >dad no you're not >stop being a bigot Charlotte, let's do this together >wear dress and makeup next morning >daughter is angry, tells me to stop faking >no, I'm trans honey. now get in the car and let's go to school >she's horrified, asks to be dropped off a block away >nope, walk her in, wave to front desk >she's fuming >wife can't stop laughing >pick up daughter, in skirt and heels. s----- makeup, glitter on cheeks. skip your to her and her friends >DAD STOP ITS NOT FUNNY >demand she use my pronouns, call her a bigot >next morning she's done with the whole trans thing, begs me to stop Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it

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File: images (1).jpg (30 KB, 452x678) Red Pill on the Maori Anonymous (ID: OtLaCroo 11/16/24(Sat) 18:19:03 No.488672740 >>488672797 >>488672836 >>488672995 >>488673103 >>488673249 >>488673256 >>488673532 >>488673813 >>488675699 >>488677043 >>488677048 >>488677201 >>488677308 >>488677325 >>488677357 >>488677616 >>488678307 >>488678849 >>488679408 >>488679501 >>488679866 >>488680150 >>488680228 >>488680394 >>488680458 >>488680653 >>488680678 >>488681045 >>488681683 >>488681784 >>488682049 >>488682961 >>488683011 >>488684231 >>488684728 >>488684769 >>488685754 >>488686282 >>488687891 >>488688866 >>488689043 The Maori have been flagged as a target by International Media and Globalist agenda pushers for two main reasons: 1. The Maori ruined the Covid Vaccine push. Our last government wanted to make the Covid vaccine MANDATORY throughout NZ, the ONLY thing that stopped them was the Maori, they couldn't push the Vaccine on Maori (the vast majority of Vaccine refusers) without being labeled as Racists, if not for the Maori, NZ would have ZERO unvaxxed, the government was absolutely going to force even kids to have the vax, and after they had succeeded they would have used NZs "successful" mission as precedent to do the same thing to YOU 2. The Maori have prevented Mass Immigration of Muslims and Africans to NZ This is the big one, if not for Maori blocking mass immigration at every turn NZ would already have a MINIMUM of TWO MILLION African and Muslim """refugees", that is how many refugees NZs two major political parties have tried to bring here and it has been the MAORI who have blocked those efforts, the only reason NZ doesn't have Sharia no-go zones and regular Muslim riots like the UK and even Australia IS BECAUSE OF THE MAORI THIS IS WHY THE GLOBAL MEDIA IS IN LOCKSTEP S------- ON THE MAORI and this is the ENTIRE reason why the current pro-mass immigration government is revisiting the 1975 Treaty Principles in the first place
File: images (1).jpg (30 KB, 452x678) Red Pill on the Maori Anonymous (ID: OtLaCroo 11/16/24(Sat) 18:19:03 No.488672740 >>488672797 >>488672836 >>488672995 >>488673103 >>488673249 >>488673256 >>488673532 >>488673813 >>488675699 >>488677043 >>488677048 >>488677201 >>488677308 >>488677325 >>488677357 >>488677616 >>488678307 >>488678849 >>488679408 >>488679501 >>488679866 >>488680150 >>488680228 >>488680394 >>488680458 >>488680653 >>488680678 >>488681045 >>488681683 >>488681784 >>488682049 >>488682961 >>488683011 >>488684231 >>488684728 >>488684769 >>488685754 >>488686282 >>488687891 >>488688866 >>488689043 The Maori have been flagged as a target by International Media and Globalist agenda pushers for two main reasons: 1. The Maori ruined the Covid Vaccine push. Our last government wanted to make the Covid vaccine MANDATORY throughout NZ, the ONLY thing that stopped them was the Maori, they couldn't push the Vaccine on Maori (the vast majority of Vaccine refusers) without being labeled as Racists, if not for the Maori, NZ would have ZERO unvaxxed, the government was absolutely going to force even kids to have the vax, and after they had succeeded they would have used NZs "successful" mission as precedent to do the same thing to YOU 2. The Maori have prevented Mass Immigration of Muslims and Africans to NZ This is the big one, if not for Maori blocking mass immigration at every turn NZ would already have a MINIMUM of TWO MILLION African and Muslim """refugees", that is how many refugees NZs two major political parties have tried to bring here and it has been the MAORI who have blocked those efforts, the only reason NZ doesn't have Sharia no-go zones and regular Muslim riots like the UK and even Australia IS BECAUSE OF THE MAORI THIS IS WHY THE GLOBAL MEDIA IS IN LOCKSTEP S------- ON THE MAORI and this is the ENTIRE reason why the current pro-mass immigration government is revisiting the 1975 Treaty Principles in the first place

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anon has sex but is still autistic | /r/Greentext

File: 1710803907883775.png (305 KB, 800x771) ☐ Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon)12:44:22 No.62885692 >Be 33 year old disabled vet >just banged 24 yo zoomette >she asks me what my body count is >I say 2 >she says "but anon... we just had sex... and I knew your ex... and you were married before" I misunderstood the question
File: 1710803907883775.png (305 KB, 800x771) ☐ Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon)12:44:22 No.62885692 >Be 33 year old disabled vet >just banged 24 yo zoomette >she asks me what my body count is >I say 2 >she says "but anon... we just had sex... and I knew your ex... and you were married before" I misunderstood the question

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Is this true? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)08:20:29 No.205292506 The 40-Year-Old Virgin images - 2024-11-04T191932.964.jpg >used to be a funny joke 31 KB JPG >now the reality for millions of zoomers and millennials
Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)08:20:29 No.205292506 The 40-Year-Old Virgin images - 2024-11-04T191932.964.jpg >used to be a funny joke 31 KB JPG >now the reality for millions of zoomers and millennials

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Anon plays a hacker simulator game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh
Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

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Why is Anon torturing himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous That's it Get in the idiot squisher 11/18/24(Mon)22:21:35 No.79487904 >at the point of no fap/no nut november where simply seeing a wamen makes me leak precum i also have the strong urge to impregnate every single women i see in public 23 KB JPG 7 Replies : Anonymous >>79487914 # View Thread 11/18/24(Mon)22:24:38 No.79487932 it really do be like that. i keep telling myself i feel like a dog. look at all these p-----havers, waiting to have a baby put inside them >>79488061 #
: Anonymous That's it Get in the idiot squisher 11/18/24(Mon)22:21:35 No.79487904 >at the point of no fap/no nut november where simply seeing a wamen makes me leak precum i also have the strong urge to impregnate every single women i see in public 23 KB JPG 7 Replies : Anonymous >>79487914 # View Thread 11/18/24(Mon)22:24:38 No.79487932 it really do be like that. i keep telling myself i feel like a dog. look at all these p-----havers, waiting to have a baby put inside them >>79488061 #

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Anon loves corporate spyware | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.
Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.

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Anon is a Tinder GM | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/02/21(Fri)06:52:43 No.63022272 >make a Chad Tinder account >females message me first >never respond to any of them >their Tinder elo gets lowered because of that Get rekt foids View Thread
Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/02/21(Fri)06:52:43 No.63022272 >make a Chad Tinder account >females message me first >never respond to any of them >their Tinder elo gets lowered because of that Get rekt foids View Thread

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Anon Remixes a Classic | /r/Greentext

File: 1702275008509169.jpg (46 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:18:02 No.205865703 >Well Sneedmour Ive made it..despite you were formerly Chucks >AH! Superintendent City Slicker I hope youre ready for an unforgettable f--- and suck! ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:22:24 No.205865851 >You know this seed and feed is quite similar to the ones they have at Sneed's. Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:25:40 No.205865980 >Ye Gods! My Seed is ruined! >But what If, I were to sneak to Chucks and purchase some Feed and disquise it as my own. >Delightfully devilish Sneed ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:46:43 No.205866920 >>205867013 >Asneedaborealis?! >at this soil pH? >in this part of Guatemala? >localized ENTIRELY within your fancy, German car?! >> ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:48:51 No.205867013 File: 1715719862965802.jpg (57 KB, 1280x720) >>205866920 SNNNNEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!
File: 1702275008509169.jpg (46 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:18:02 No.205865703 >Well Sneedmour Ive made it..despite you were formerly Chucks >AH! Superintendent City Slicker I hope youre ready for an unforgettable f--- and suck! ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:22:24 No.205865851 >You know this seed and feed is quite similar to the ones they have at Sneed's. Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:25:40 No.205865980 >Ye Gods! My Seed is ruined! >But what If, I were to sneak to Chucks and purchase some Feed and disquise it as my own. >Delightfully devilish Sneed ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:46:43 No.205866920 >>205867013 >Asneedaborealis?! >at this soil pH? >in this part of Guatemala? >localized ENTIRELY within your fancy, German car?! >> ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:48:51 No.205867013 File: 1715719862965802.jpg (57 KB, 1280x720) >>205866920 SNNNNEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!

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