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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:21:54 No.921567321 non chad vs chad.png 517 KB PNG >Get called creep, weird, r-----, told I look like a person with red flags. >Add few millimeters of bone using FaceApp Al technology. >Suddenly women and normies start liking my Facebook posts and telling me I'm funny and have "big d--- energy", confidence, dynamic and resourceful personality, I'm a "go getter". They start sending me their credit card numbers and gifts. People can sense my "good energy". Why is it like this? It doesn't bother me that the world is shallow. What bothers me is them pretending it's not. Why can't we just be more honest about how fake the world is? Is all the pretend necessary?
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:21:54 No.921567321 non chad vs chad.png 517 KB PNG >Get called creep, weird, r-----, told I look like a person with red flags. >Add few millimeters of bone using FaceApp Al technology. >Suddenly women and normies start liking my Facebook posts and telling me I'm funny and have "big d--- energy", confidence, dynamic and resourceful personality, I'm a "go getter". They start sending me their credit card numbers and gifts. People can sense my "good energy". Why is it like this? It doesn't bother me that the world is shallow. What bothers me is them pretending it's not. Why can't we just be more honest about how fake the world is? Is all the pretend necessary?

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Anon has reached stack overflow | /r/Greentext

And I've reached stack overflow I've reached stack overflow(...) 11/19/24(Tue)12:47:28 No.79498284 but chuddha what if IT WONT 94 KB JPG >ffw to yesterday >be me >khv permavirgin coomer who was never popular with women >was fapping every day for as long as I remember >failed nnn every time I attempted it >anytime I asked people out, I'd get friendzoned >was fapping to Gerudo Zelda rule 34 as usual >as I came, something had hit me (No not my c-- you buffoon) >I was hit with post nut clarity boss. >I started thinking about all the reasons why I'd want a gf. >sure it would be fun to wrestle in wrestling masks and then the winner would dominate the loser >It would be fun to play vidya together and watch Prison School anime >but then I realize that I never met an equally geeky person like me who'd date me. >ffw to today >didn't feel horny like I used to. In fact I was repulsed by anything sexual >mfw I fapped too much to the point of resetting my hornymetertron and now I don't even want a real relationship Is this the nirvana all people try to reach in their lives?
And I've reached stack overflow I've reached stack overflow(...) 11/19/24(Tue)12:47:28 No.79498284 but chuddha what if IT WONT 94 KB JPG >ffw to yesterday >be me >khv permavirgin coomer who was never popular with women >was fapping every day for as long as I remember >failed nnn every time I attempted it >anytime I asked people out, I'd get friendzoned >was fapping to Gerudo Zelda rule 34 as usual >as I came, something had hit me (No not my c-- you buffoon) >I was hit with post nut clarity boss. >I started thinking about all the reasons why I'd want a gf. >sure it would be fun to wrestle in wrestling masks and then the winner would dominate the loser >It would be fun to play vidya together and watch Prison School anime >but then I realize that I never met an equally geeky person like me who'd date me. >ffw to today >didn't feel horny like I used to. In fact I was repulsed by anything sexual >mfw I fapped too much to the point of resetting my hornymetertron and now I don't even want a real relationship Is this the nirvana all people try to reach in their lives?

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It was part of the plan all along | /r/Greentext

File: 1687546501206563.jpg (27 KB, 640x360) Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)03:39:24 No.62888479 >>62888499 >>62888587 >day 1000 of the 3 day special forces operation to decartelize Mexico >loss of the USS Nimitz to indigenous Mexican antiship missiles a distant memory >US relying on imports of Turkish conscripts, M48s and M110s to retake cartel-occupied Tuscon >dollar has just broke below par with the Yuan >China and Russia greenlight Mexican long range missile strikes across the Rio Grande >America responds by smashing Mexican power plants with Pershing Ils restored from museum stock and imported Korean drones, declaring yet another "red line" >jokes begin circulating that the American flag's red stripes represent red lines and the white field, surrender >US war goals, never well stated, seem no closer now than 1000 days ago
File: 1687546501206563.jpg (27 KB, 640x360) Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)03:39:24 No.62888479 >>62888499 >>62888587 >day 1000 of the 3 day special forces operation to decartelize Mexico >loss of the USS Nimitz to indigenous Mexican antiship missiles a distant memory >US relying on imports of Turkish conscripts, M48s and M110s to retake cartel-occupied Tuscon >dollar has just broke below par with the Yuan >China and Russia greenlight Mexican long range missile strikes across the Rio Grande >America responds by smashing Mexican power plants with Pershing Ils restored from museum stock and imported Korean drones, declaring yet another "red line" >jokes begin circulating that the American flag's red stripes represent red lines and the white field, surrender >US war goals, never well stated, seem no closer now than 1000 days ago

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German Excellence | /r/Greentext

File: german flag.jpg (7 KB, 612x367) ☐ Anonymous (ID: aMSXqppL 11/19/24(Tue)19:08:40 No.488896569 >>488896670 >>488896703 >>488897088 >>488897202 >>488897489 >encourages the entire EU to stop building nuclear powerplants and become dependent on russian gas >thought their meme Wandel durch Handel (change through trade) policy would make russia docile, literally has a reddit libcuck mindset >thought exporting overrated german cars to russia would make russia dependent on them in the same way >has to send shittons of aid to ukraine in the end anyway >has their pipeline blown up These losers always try to play both the US and russia and lose to both in the end. ☐ Anonymous (ID: NiMQuFv) 11/19/24(Tue)19:10:44 No.488896670 ►>>488896943 >>488896569 (OP) Can someone translated this from Chud speak to English? What's this guy kvetching about? ☐ Anonymous (ID: q+X4qZv0) 11/19/24(Tue)19:17:27 No.488896943 ► >>488896670 Germany acts fully against its own self interest with the goal to destroy the nation. better? ☐ Anonymous (ID: AbqxrYQj) 11/19/24(Tue)19:23:26 No.488897202 >>488896569 (OP). The Cuckistan flag ☐ Anonymous (ID: V5n44Pbz) [11/19/24(Tue)19:35:17 No.488897680 File: FmuRt1ZXgAATS8V.jpg (165 KB, 1162x781) F------ retarded germoids
File: german flag.jpg (7 KB, 612x367) ☐ Anonymous (ID: aMSXqppL 11/19/24(Tue)19:08:40 No.488896569 >>488896670 >>488896703 >>488897088 >>488897202 >>488897489 >encourages the entire EU to stop building nuclear powerplants and become dependent on russian gas >thought their meme Wandel durch Handel (change through trade) policy would make russia docile, literally has a reddit libcuck mindset >thought exporting overrated german cars to russia would make russia dependent on them in the same way >has to send shittons of aid to ukraine in the end anyway >has their pipeline blown up These losers always try to play both the US and russia and lose to both in the end. ☐ Anonymous (ID: NiMQuFv) 11/19/24(Tue)19:10:44 No.488896670 ►>>488896943 >>488896569 (OP) Can someone translated this from Chud speak to English? What's this guy kvetching about? ☐ Anonymous (ID: q+X4qZv0) 11/19/24(Tue)19:17:27 No.488896943 ► >>488896670 Germany acts fully against its own self interest with the goal to destroy the nation. better? ☐ Anonymous (ID: AbqxrYQj) 11/19/24(Tue)19:23:26 No.488897202 >>488896569 (OP). The Cuckistan flag ☐ Anonymous (ID: V5n44Pbz) [11/19/24(Tue)19:35:17 No.488897680 File: FmuRt1ZXgAATS8V.jpg (165 KB, 1162x781) F------ retarded germoids

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Anon asks: what is Google’s problem? | /r/Greentext

G made for Google # 1, No. 101173266 3 hours ago 1703146933959531 PNG 501x512 28.1 kB >lose in social to Zuck >lose cloud to Bezos >Abandon Nexus line of phones and tablets >pixel phones a joke >Android worse every year >Buy Nest and make it 100x worse >Buy Fitbit and make it 100x worse and then kill it >Invent tensor cores >lose the entire market to nvidia >Invent transformer models >lose the entire market to OpenAl >Your engineers make voice Cloning >They quit immediately and launch their own startup >Flood US schools with chromebooks that make kids despise computers >Piss off your own SEO parasites paying you after they find out you've been lying to years about how search works >Mostly known for making search worse, making youtube worse, being late to everything and killedbygoogle.com What exactly does Google have left that people like? Gmail?
G made for Google # 1, No. 101173266 3 hours ago 1703146933959531 PNG 501x512 28.1 kB >lose in social to Zuck >lose cloud to Bezos >Abandon Nexus line of phones and tablets >pixel phones a joke >Android worse every year >Buy Nest and make it 100x worse >Buy Fitbit and make it 100x worse and then kill it >Invent tensor cores >lose the entire market to nvidia >Invent transformer models >lose the entire market to OpenAl >Your engineers make voice Cloning >They quit immediately and launch their own startup >Flood US schools with chromebooks that make kids despise computers >Piss off your own SEO parasites paying you after they find out you've been lying to years about how search works >Mostly known for making search worse, making youtube worse, being late to everything and killedbygoogle.com What exactly does Google have left that people like? Gmail?

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Stereotypical right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee
Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

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Anon grieving over his slightly damaged ignorance. | /r/Greentext

Politically Incorrect 488873201 /POL/ BOARDS /POL/ 488873201 Anonymous 76WM5082 488873201 493.5 kB PNG ☐ : 52 min. ago Dammit /pol/ you ruined WaW for me! Thanks to you guys NatSoc-pilling me on WWII, I can't enjoy one of my childhood games anymore. >be me, replaying World at War >having a blast on veteran difficulty >blowing j--- to bits >lighting j--- on fire >warcrimes.jpg >"take thank yella chinks!" >suddenly side swap, now I'm that judeo-communist mutt Dimitri >everything's ok in Stalingrad mission >calling reznov a retarded pig and purposely try to fail the mission while still progressing >get to "their land, their blood" >see the commie filth burning down German farms and barns >sympathize with that one guy >"we're just going to shoot them in the back?" >Mfw I start wondering how many girls and innocent German women Dimitri r---- in the past 3 in game years >Mfw I remember the events of "Hellstorm" >start killing commies caught in my crossfire and kill my "comrades" on "accident" Man, I wanna play as a Wehrmacht soldier, or a Schutzstaffel, I don't want to be a r----- judeo-communist p------------. Blowing up the j--- is still fun though, 10/10 experience for the Pacific Campaign. 4 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY
Politically Incorrect 488873201 /POL/ BOARDS /POL/ 488873201 Anonymous 76WM5082 488873201 493.5 kB PNG ☐ : 52 min. ago Dammit /pol/ you ruined WaW for me! Thanks to you guys NatSoc-pilling me on WWII, I can't enjoy one of my childhood games anymore. >be me, replaying World at War >having a blast on veteran difficulty >blowing j--- to bits >lighting j--- on fire >warcrimes.jpg >"take thank yella chinks!" >suddenly side swap, now I'm that judeo-communist mutt Dimitri >everything's ok in Stalingrad mission >calling reznov a retarded pig and purposely try to fail the mission while still progressing >get to "their land, their blood" >see the commie filth burning down German farms and barns >sympathize with that one guy >"we're just going to shoot them in the back?" >Mfw I start wondering how many girls and innocent German women Dimitri r---- in the past 3 in game years >Mfw I remember the events of "Hellstorm" >start killing commies caught in my crossfire and kill my "comrades" on "accident" Man, I wanna play as a Wehrmacht soldier, or a Schutzstaffel, I don't want to be a r----- judeo-communist p------------. Blowing up the j--- is still fun though, 10/10 experience for the Pacific Campaign. 4 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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Anonymous My mom 11/18/24(Mon)16:52:56 No.79491867 1566133628611.png 1.77 MB PNG >wakes up at 9 am >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 4pm >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 2am >irons her clothes >goes to bed is she retarded?
Anonymous My mom 11/18/24(Mon)16:52:56 No.79491867 1566133628611.png 1.77 MB PNG >wakes up at 9 am >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 4pm >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 2am >irons her clothes >goes to bed is she retarded?

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Manual Breathing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based
: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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What a creative dad! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: gzEC/8el) De-trans'd my daughter in 1 da(...) 151 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)16:53:56 No.409306658 >daughter says she's trans (9th grade) >wtfdo.jpeg >confess I'm trans too >she's confused >dad no you're not >stop being a bigot Charlotte, let's do this together >wear dress and makeup next morning >daughter is angry, tells me to stop faking >no, I'm trans honey. now get in the car and let's go to school >she's horrified, asks to be dropped off a block away >nope, walk her in, wave to front desk >she's fuming >wife can't stop laughing >pick up daughter, in skirt and heels. s----- makeup, glitter on cheeks. skip your to her and her friends >DAD STOP ITS NOT FUNNY >demand she use my pronouns, call her a bigot >next morning she's done with the whole trans thing, begs me to stop Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it
Anonymous (ID: gzEC/8el) De-trans'd my daughter in 1 da(...) 151 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)16:53:56 No.409306658 >daughter says she's trans (9th grade) >wtfdo.jpeg >confess I'm trans too >she's confused >dad no you're not >stop being a bigot Charlotte, let's do this together >wear dress and makeup next morning >daughter is angry, tells me to stop faking >no, I'm trans honey. now get in the car and let's go to school >she's horrified, asks to be dropped off a block away >nope, walk her in, wave to front desk >she's fuming >wife can't stop laughing >pick up daughter, in skirt and heels. s----- makeup, glitter on cheeks. skip your to her and her friends >DAD STOP ITS NOT FUNNY >demand she use my pronouns, call her a bigot >next morning she's done with the whole trans thing, begs me to stop Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it

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