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52 KB JPG >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass
52 KB JPG >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass

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Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)19:26:17 No.204598587 SCENE CITY maxresdefault.jpg 176 KB JPG >Sign up for wrestling event with ID in order to get paid >Get given the name Spiderman and display superhuman agility >Few days later >Same behaviour is displayed across the city of a man in a spider suit >Named spiderman >Nobody knows who he is Raimi what a HACK Anonymous 10/17/24/Thu)10.20.1Q Na 201508689
Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)19:26:17 No.204598587 SCENE CITY maxresdefault.jpg 176 KB JPG >Sign up for wrestling event with ID in order to get paid >Get given the name Spiderman and display superhuman agility >Few days later >Same behaviour is displayed across the city of a man in a spider suit >Named spiderman >Nobody knows who he is Raimi what a HACK Anonymous 10/17/24/Thu)10.20.1Q Na 201508689

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: Anonymous Stenchmaxxing 7 KB PNG 06/18/24(Tue)10:19:10 No.74524649 Any fellow stenchmaxxers who can give me some advice? I haven't showered in almost 5 months but I feel like I'm not getting good stink gains. It seems like people don't even notice. My routine: >house kept at 85 degrees >only eat eggs and really hot chili with lots of beans and spices >noshower + nobath >no deodorant >fap 3 times a day >only drink hard liquor >smoking 2 joints a day >piss and s--- myself but only once a week, detergent ain't free >run around the block at overdrive speed 5x a day to work up a good sweat, wear heavy coat in the cooler months I'd appreciate any advice, really want to get as smelly as possible. Was thinking of maybe cutting the pot out? It might be covering up some of the worse smells or even providing a fresh pine scent. : Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)10:44:10 No.74524747 >>74524649 (OP) # Quality thread right here
: Anonymous Stenchmaxxing 7 KB PNG 06/18/24(Tue)10:19:10 No.74524649 Any fellow stenchmaxxers who can give me some advice? I haven't showered in almost 5 months but I feel like I'm not getting good stink gains. It seems like people don't even notice. My routine: >house kept at 85 degrees >only eat eggs and really hot chili with lots of beans and spices >noshower + nobath >no deodorant >fap 3 times a day >only drink hard liquor >smoking 2 joints a day >piss and s--- myself but only once a week, detergent ain't free >run around the block at overdrive speed 5x a day to work up a good sweat, wear heavy coat in the cooler months I'd appreciate any advice, really want to get as smelly as possible. Was thinking of maybe cutting the pot out? It might be covering up some of the worse smells or even providing a fresh pine scent. : Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)10:44:10 No.74524747 >>74524649 (OP) # Quality thread right here

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Anon found happiness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)01:43:46 No.79496497 > I just dipped doritos in my cup of shrimp instant noodles this s--- is f------ lifechanging CUP NOCTIE 360 KB JPG
Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)01:43:46 No.79496497 > I just dipped doritos in my cup of shrimp instant noodles this s--- is f------ lifechanging CUP NOCTIE 360 KB JPG

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Anon comment on recent boxing match | /r/Greentext

Anonymous This was awful. TEX 11/15/24(Fri)23:38:59 No.205806130 Lite FIRM BYLT Lite Screenshot (491).png 2.34 MB PNG This was my first time watching a boxing match intentionally. The women's match beforehand was intense, they were cutting eyelids, landing punch upon punch I was so amped up to see Mike return and snag an underdog victory And then these two idiots pussyfoot around for 30 minutes and Jake wins. Pathetic.
Anonymous This was awful. TEX 11/15/24(Fri)23:38:59 No.205806130 Lite FIRM BYLT Lite Screenshot (491).png 2.34 MB PNG This was my first time watching a boxing match intentionally. The women's match beforehand was intense, they were cutting eyelids, landing punch upon punch I was so amped up to see Mike return and snag an underdog victory And then these two idiots pussyfoot around for 30 minutes and Jake wins. Pathetic.

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It's over Canadanons... | /r/Greentext

Why Canada's changing its immigration system Justin Trudeau TEN Athen 162 KB JPG Report >pajeets flood canada >makes apology video >theatrical *sigh* >sorry goys it is what it is >mission accomplished why did canadian subs vote for this thing? Anonymous (ID: vtpRPmZN) 11/18/24(Mon)15:56:26 No.488848987 canadians get to vote?
Why Canada's changing its immigration system Justin Trudeau TEN Athen 162 KB JPG Report >pajeets flood canada >makes apology video >theatrical *sigh* >sorry goys it is what it is >mission accomplished why did canadian subs vote for this thing? Anonymous (ID: vtpRPmZN) 11/18/24(Mon)15:56:26 No.488848987 canadians get to vote?

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Anon is a thirsty hypocrite | /r/Greentext

File: 1376268509007.jpg-(174 KB, 645x773, 1336429747657.jpg) Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:48 No.21908649 Replies: >>21908700 >>21908711 >>21908754 >>21908774 >>21908823 >>21908835 >>21909006 >that feel when you have ED and can't stay hard for the life of you. >that feel when you have an amazing 7/10 gf that understands you and supports you. >that feel when you find out your ED is p----induced, so you stop watching p--- and masturbating for 6 months, and you also start lifting. >that feel when your gf never complains about the total lack of sex and keeps supporting you. >that feel when the no-p--- therapy works and your d--- can now satisfy your gf 5 times a night, and you're also fit and ottermode so every girl wants you. >that feel when now you want to bang other girls, much otter than gf, but you'd feel terribly guilty. >that feel when you don't know wether to break up with gf or to cheat on her, because not f------ any other woman for the rest of your life seems like a death sentence. >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:50 No.21908668 tl;dr for everyone else OP discovers women want his penis and he wants to f--- other people than gf. OP, we all know that feel. Your call. Do you value sex or your feels more. >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:14 No.21909006 Replies: >>21909036 >>21909066 >>21909069 >>21909104 >>21909107 >>21909128 >>21909134 >>21909167 File: 1376270052708.gif-(1.23 MB, 285x212, 1356491790265.gif) >>21908649 (OP) Hey OP. Cheat on her. Why? That's the easiest thing, of course. It's all the great things with none of the consequences, and that's what life today is all about: actions without ramifications. All the new p---- you want with all of the support and love that a GF brings. It's the easiest way; kind of like eating like a pig and blaming genetics and society for your weight! And that's how you got here, right? By taking the easy way out? That's how great things are accomplished, how men are remembered, and how men die proud of themselves, right? By doing what is easiest? And we all know, especially you, OP, that it's really easy to be unhappy with yourself. You know from experience: noporn, auschwitz. It's easy as hell. You just give into your urges and you don't do anything difficult. But you know what is hard? Being happy is hard. Being happy is hard because it takes work and honesty. It takes hours at the gym, it takes night after night after night of telling your primal urges to f--- off so you can become a better and happier person. It takes pain, discipline, and sacrifice. It would have been real easy to not do all of that, OP. But you didn't. Why? Because you're better than 95% of the scum out there who lie to themselves, who don't do what it takes, and who find excuses. All of that s--- is easy. But you don't do things just because they are easy, you do them because they are f------ hard and because doing things that are f------ hard makes you a better man. Now f------ act like the man you have turned yourself into. Oh, and OP. You know what else is really easy? Leaving a limp-d--- boyfriend for a diamond-hard stud that will bend you over the bed and f--- you until you can't walk. And your GF didn't do that. F--- you, OP. F--- you. Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:16 No.21909036 File: 1376270162246.gif-(1.93 MB, 357x296, the-rock-slow-clap.gif) >>21909006 Preach. >>>GG1 ICJ2mFMy0uk 08/11/13(Sun)21:19 No.21909104 File: 1376270390511.jpg-(60 KB, 750x937, 1104sr_01_z+the_fonz+.jpg) >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909128 >>21909006 YES File: 1376270480363.jpg-(82 KB, 270x479, PART 1373675547968.jpg) >>21909006 wowza >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909066 File: 1376270295612.gif-(1.93 MB, 235x240, 1356692993715.gif) >>21909006 Well said. >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909069 File: 1376270296780.gif-(424 KB, 150x113, 1373919006799.gif) >>21909006 das bretty gut mane >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909134 File: 1376270509691.gif-(787 KB, 480x360, Citizen Kane_Clap_by_Flyi(...).gif) >>21909006
File: 1376268509007.jpg-(174 KB, 645x773, 1336429747657.jpg) Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:48 No.21908649 Replies: >>21908700 >>21908711 >>21908754 >>21908774 >>21908823 >>21908835 >>21909006 >that feel when you have ED and can't stay hard for the life of you. >that feel when you have an amazing 7/10 gf that understands you and supports you. >that feel when you find out your ED is p----induced, so you stop watching p--- and masturbating for 6 months, and you also start lifting. >that feel when your gf never complains about the total lack of sex and keeps supporting you. >that feel when the no-p--- therapy works and your d--- can now satisfy your gf 5 times a night, and you're also fit and ottermode so every girl wants you. >that feel when now you want to bang other girls, much otter than gf, but you'd feel terribly guilty. >that feel when you don't know wether to break up with gf or to cheat on her, because not f------ any other woman for the rest of your life seems like a death sentence. >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:50 No.21908668 tl;dr for everyone else OP discovers women want his penis and he wants to f--- other people than gf. OP, we all know that feel. Your call. Do you value sex or your feels more. >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:14 No.21909006 Replies: >>21909036 >>21909066 >>21909069 >>21909104 >>21909107 >>21909128 >>21909134 >>21909167 File: 1376270052708.gif-(1.23 MB, 285x212, 1356491790265.gif) >>21908649 (OP) Hey OP. Cheat on her. Why? That's the easiest thing, of course. It's all the great things with none of the consequences, and that's what life today is all about: actions without ramifications. All the new p---- you want with all of the support and love that a GF brings. It's the easiest way; kind of like eating like a pig and blaming genetics and society for your weight! And that's how you got here, right? By taking the easy way out? That's how great things are accomplished, how men are remembered, and how men die proud of themselves, right? By doing what is easiest? And we all know, especially you, OP, that it's really easy to be unhappy with yourself. You know from experience: noporn, auschwitz. It's easy as hell. You just give into your urges and you don't do anything difficult. But you know what is hard? Being happy is hard. Being happy is hard because it takes work and honesty. It takes hours at the gym, it takes night after night after night of telling your primal urges to f--- off so you can become a better and happier person. It takes pain, discipline, and sacrifice. It would have been real easy to not do all of that, OP. But you didn't. Why? Because you're better than 95% of the scum out there who lie to themselves, who don't do what it takes, and who find excuses. All of that s--- is easy. But you don't do things just because they are easy, you do them because they are f------ hard and because doing things that are f------ hard makes you a better man. Now f------ act like the man you have turned yourself into. Oh, and OP. You know what else is really easy? Leaving a limp-d--- boyfriend for a diamond-hard stud that will bend you over the bed and f--- you until you can't walk. And your GF didn't do that. F--- you, OP. F--- you. Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:16 No.21909036 File: 1376270162246.gif-(1.93 MB, 357x296, the-rock-slow-clap.gif) >>21909006 Preach. >>>GG1 ICJ2mFMy0uk 08/11/13(Sun)21:19 No.21909104 File: 1376270390511.jpg-(60 KB, 750x937, 1104sr_01_z+the_fonz+.jpg) >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909128 >>21909006 YES File: 1376270480363.jpg-(82 KB, 270x479, PART 1373675547968.jpg) >>21909006 wowza >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909066 File: 1376270295612.gif-(1.93 MB, 235x240, 1356692993715.gif) >>21909006 Well said. >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909069 File: 1376270296780.gif-(424 KB, 150x113, 1373919006799.gif) >>21909006 das bretty gut mane >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909134 File: 1376270509691.gif-(787 KB, 480x360, Citizen Kane_Clap_by_Flyi(...).gif) >>21909006

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Anonymous Chinese Genetic Engineer Says (...) 11/19/24(Tue)11:08:47 No.103232601 Jiankui He @Jiankui_He Gene editing therapy before birth will be priced at a few thousands of dollars, affordable to most families. NATECH 6:16 AM - Nov 17, 2024 10.8M Views 213 t↓ 1.8K 9.1K 1.7K jiankui he chinese china genetically engineered babies.png 492 KB PNG >Chinese genetic engineer who was first to make genetically engineered babies, making them immune to HIV/AIDS a decade ago now says you can genetically engineer babies to be taller, stronger, faster, smarter for just a few thousand dollars Will you genetically engineer your future kids with your current girlfriend once you get married?
Anonymous Chinese Genetic Engineer Says (...) 11/19/24(Tue)11:08:47 No.103232601 Jiankui He @Jiankui_He Gene editing therapy before birth will be priced at a few thousands of dollars, affordable to most families. NATECH 6:16 AM - Nov 17, 2024 10.8M Views 213 t↓ 1.8K 9.1K 1.7K jiankui he chinese china genetically engineered babies.png 492 KB PNG >Chinese genetic engineer who was first to make genetically engineered babies, making them immune to HIV/AIDS a decade ago now says you can genetically engineer babies to be taller, stronger, faster, smarter for just a few thousand dollars Will you genetically engineer your future kids with your current girlfriend once you get married?

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Island Defense | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:21:54 No.921567321 non chad vs chad.png 517 KB PNG >Get called creep, weird, r-----, told I look like a person with red flags. >Add few millimeters of bone using FaceApp Al technology. >Suddenly women and normies start liking my Facebook posts and telling me I'm funny and have "big d--- energy", confidence, dynamic and resourceful personality, I'm a "go getter". They start sending me their credit card numbers and gifts. People can sense my "good energy". Why is it like this? It doesn't bother me that the world is shallow. What bothers me is them pretending it's not. Why can't we just be more honest about how fake the world is? Is all the pretend necessary?
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:21:54 No.921567321 non chad vs chad.png 517 KB PNG >Get called creep, weird, r-----, told I look like a person with red flags. >Add few millimeters of bone using FaceApp Al technology. >Suddenly women and normies start liking my Facebook posts and telling me I'm funny and have "big d--- energy", confidence, dynamic and resourceful personality, I'm a "go getter". They start sending me their credit card numbers and gifts. People can sense my "good energy". Why is it like this? It doesn't bother me that the world is shallow. What bothers me is them pretending it's not. Why can't we just be more honest about how fake the world is? Is all the pretend necessary?

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Anon has reached stack overflow | /r/Greentext

And I've reached stack overflow I've reached stack overflow(...) 11/19/24(Tue)12:47:28 No.79498284 but chuddha what if IT WONT 94 KB JPG >ffw to yesterday >be me >khv permavirgin coomer who was never popular with women >was fapping every day for as long as I remember >failed nnn every time I attempted it >anytime I asked people out, I'd get friendzoned >was fapping to Gerudo Zelda rule 34 as usual >as I came, something had hit me (No not my c-- you buffoon) >I was hit with post nut clarity boss. >I started thinking about all the reasons why I'd want a gf. >sure it would be fun to wrestle in wrestling masks and then the winner would dominate the loser >It would be fun to play vidya together and watch Prison School anime >but then I realize that I never met an equally geeky person like me who'd date me. >ffw to today >didn't feel horny like I used to. In fact I was repulsed by anything sexual >mfw I fapped too much to the point of resetting my hornymetertron and now I don't even want a real relationship Is this the nirvana all people try to reach in their lives?
And I've reached stack overflow I've reached stack overflow(...) 11/19/24(Tue)12:47:28 No.79498284 but chuddha what if IT WONT 94 KB JPG >ffw to yesterday >be me >khv permavirgin coomer who was never popular with women >was fapping every day for as long as I remember >failed nnn every time I attempted it >anytime I asked people out, I'd get friendzoned >was fapping to Gerudo Zelda rule 34 as usual >as I came, something had hit me (No not my c-- you buffoon) >I was hit with post nut clarity boss. >I started thinking about all the reasons why I'd want a gf. >sure it would be fun to wrestle in wrestling masks and then the winner would dominate the loser >It would be fun to play vidya together and watch Prison School anime >but then I realize that I never met an equally geeky person like me who'd date me. >ffw to today >didn't feel horny like I used to. In fact I was repulsed by anything sexual >mfw I fapped too much to the point of resetting my hornymetertron and now I don't even want a real relationship Is this the nirvana all people try to reach in their lives?

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