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Anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0

Anon buys a pc | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 848321259 32 min. ago •.. >Be me >Buy a pc for 1500 dollars >the pc is loud > be sad > my mouse stops working > go to an online store to buy a mouse > see an ad for better pc that cost less > pic related > 24.8 kB PNG

Anon cucks himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)22:25:37 No.62500114 坂 >Was just having it on with a girl >Get hard YO, YO, YO, WHERE THE PINK NIPPLED BITCHES AT? >Go to put condom on >Get soft >She wanks me until hard again >Put on another condom 323 KB PNG >Get soft again Literally want to kill myself, what the f--- do I do? O ggg

Anon is bored | /r/Greentext

13h (2/24 22:49) · 62479958 2 Re 1 Img JPG 56KB (720 x 483) 2 Replies ได้โปรดรักฉัน >Bored >J------- >Dopamine RUUUUUUSH >Nut >Immediately go back to hating women

Anon get political | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)00:41:01 No.848314238 >no $15 minimum wage >no $2,000 checks >already bombing Syria >gas prices rising heavily across the country >f------ up border security >trying to tie anyone who disagrees with them to some boomers who broke some s--- in the Capitol building and using it as justification for Bush era 383 KB JPG level s--- >new covid strains popping up everywhere Why did democrats tell us this guy was our hero again?

Restrictor plate | /r/Greentext

File: FAC3BF04-8D0A-476A-A405-C(...).jpg (34 KB, 300x405) O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)18:50:53 No.60045845 [Reply] I think I've found a way around my 'tism lads. I'm good looking (thanks mum) and ripped (thanks to you) but I would always mess everything up by talking about autistic s--- and going on rants. Now I just don't talk and it f------ works every time, girls are all over it. Example >l'm in a group we're sitting at a nice bar and I really like the concrete terraces they have set up so I stare at them >girls asks "why so quiet anon, what are you looking at" >normally I would respond something autistic like "those balconies, there's something brutalist about them, can you imagine the concrete covered in vines," etc and freak her out >this time I responded "I don't know, I just like the balcony I guess" >and then she was the one that kept the conversation going >kept all responses equally vague and simple >got laid for the third time this month I recommend trying this method out my fellow autismo anons

Anon's mother makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

File: 1598426557588.jpg (115 KB, 412x400) O Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)00:28:52 No.62503027 [Reply] ► >mom found the c-- cockroaches >> Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)00:30:40 No.62503039 ► What in the goddamn..?

anon is stupid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon)23:51:50 No.848073272 > be me > use my teeth to open up 9 volt batteries > Permanent brain damage and learning issues Ask me anything /b/. Don't chew open batteries. 65 KB JPG

Anon councred one of his demons. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)16:14:24 No.62494213 >just beat up my high school bully I've never felt better >at home because of 'rona-chan >walking to shops to buy some chicken breast for dinner 55 KB JPG >see bully >back in highschool he was athletic and I was fat, now l'm /fit/ and he's skinny fat >he says "Hey anon, how are you doing" >feel the blood rushing to my head >brain is scrambled with a hundred different thoughts >as I walk up to him I suddenly get the impulse to hit him as hard as I can >do it before I even realised what happens >he's on the floor out cold >spit on him and walk off >mfw eating the chicken breast right now probably going to get a visit from the police any day now but I don't give a f---

Anon is skinny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21 (Thu)16:22:06 No.60043732 >be me >123lbs >6'1 what do? 404 KB PNG

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