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Anon goes to the movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

Anon goes to dr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sir?oh,sis 46 KB JPG >be me 11/21/24(Thu)13:55:32 No.927677102 > Biohacker focussed on male vitality and nutraceuticals >Was studying hormesis and light bulb went off >I can train my body to adapt >Start drinking a liter of vodka a day > After 2 months of this I start shaking and see white flashes in the corner of my eyes and a wave of cold come over me everytime when i cut back to 1/4 a liter >Go to Dr for yearly labs > Explain I'm a biohacker implementing hormetic stressors >" And what does that entail" >Explain >Dr tells me to stop immediately and writes me a prescription for valium and tells me " it is imperative you take this or you will die" >" Are you threatening me" >"No but your idiocy is" So I need a pill for lack of something natural, got it

Anon had to take off shirt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher

Long Range Recon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Le natural 07/19/24(Fri)16:01:13 No.78203148 mila-kunis(1).jpg 26 KB JPG >there are fake w----- everywhere, we want natural beauty! No tattoos, no makeup, no fake nails! >*I show my hairy legs, face which never has makeup on, hands which never had fake nails* >ewww you are ugly and dirty and your hands are manly >but you said you want natural, also there is nothing dirty about hair, you have hairy legs too >b but its ugly and gross, men are allowed to have hairy legs though, I didnt want a natural cavewoman, I actually wanted a big booba Stacy 50s tradwife in a sunflower dress with everything shaved under her eyebrows, face full of makeup and fake nails (but nice fake nails, not w---- nails) Why are men such liars (not asking for attention or simping, I want serious answers to why men are like that)

I’m a goofy goober | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven

Groovy addiction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:02:35 No.205336908 FDquXdSXEAgSEKT.jpg 25 KB JPG >trying to quit smoking >put on movie >every character is smoking non stop and looking cool : Anonymous >>205336908 (OP) # 11/05/24(Tue)07:03:48 No.205336947 Just stop buying cigarettes. It's not that f------ hard. >>205347312 # Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:05:02 No.205336991 Guess who makes all those movies....

The Hood is Not Enough | /r/Greentext

File: 43sh2we54, png (120 KB, 729x690) 4 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli says they are looking for a male in their 30s for the next James Bond. They are also open to the idea of Bond being a person of color. (Source: independent.co.uk/news/barbara-b...) 0077 Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:06:13 No.206008465 >>206008622 >>206008698 >>206008730 >>206008831 >>206009071 >>206009197 >>206009247 >>206009276 >>206009985 >>206009991 >>206010631 >>206010712 >>206011072 >>206011851 >>206013014 >>206013044 >>206013062 >>206013247 >>206013319 >>206013524 >>206013832 >>206014038 >>206014822 >>206016436 >>206017119 >>206017583 >>206018152 >>206020058 >>206020162 Thoughts? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:21:25 No.206009071 ►>>206012919 >>206012939 >>206013119 File: ggadgets.png (1.21 MB, 1336x700) >>206008465 (OP) Now, 007 its time to show you your new gear >international food stamps >a regular watch we set 20 mins ahead so you arrive on time >hi point 9mm with purple paralyzer snap caps >a chrysler 300 capable of being driven with a boot attached >a monkey speak amulet >rocket equipped air jordans >carbon nanoweave extensions >a race card >and of course... a license to steal Do try not to pawn it

Nine Lives | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:46:40 No.79516259 313 KB PNG >Don't have to pay rent >Don't have to pay for food >Get to sleep all day >Random strangers like to pet you >Nobody thinks your ugly I wish I was a cat.

Me and HMRC | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: U6MvUKP) I f------ hate taxes sin HM Revenue & Customs 22 KB PNG >Pay Tobacco Tax >Buy a house >Pay Tax >Live in that house >Pay tax >Buy anything >Pay VAT >Fill up my car >Pay Climate tax >Register my car >Pay Climate tax ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:10:38 No.489081847 >By Alcohol to drown my sorrows >Pay Alcohol tax >Buy cigarettes >Use electricity and gas >Pay Climate tax >Sell house? >Taxy tax TAX!!!! >Make money >Pay Income tax >Work overtime for more money >Pay even more income tax >Pay Tax? >Pay Tax tax. >Leave this s----- country >Pay up n----! >Commit suicide? >Inheritance tax Anonymous (ID: Xp/vtpky) 294 KB JPG 11/20/24(Wed)20:12:15 No.489081968 >>489081847 (OP) European problem Move to America, britbong

Try the Dry Life | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 168 KB PNG >"I don't drink" ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)19:43:23 No.79515660 How do these people deal with being thirsty all the time?

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