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NVIM USER "Vim is bloated" -- uses 200 plugins "My config is minimal" -- 2000 lines of Lua "I'm so productive" -- spends 6 hours configuring init.lua "Emacs is for boomers" - - can't exit Vim "I love the terminal" -- can't use grep without a plugin "VSCode is for normies" -- secretly uses it for work "I use Arch btw" -- runs Neovim in WSL "Modal editing is superior" -- types :wq to save a file glif.app

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"Ottawa is the new Silicon Valley!"--secretly applying to SF startups "Dingboard is revolutionizing -- memes!" can't even crop images properly "Just finished my Neovim config!"-- spent 6 hours to change a keybind YACINEMTB DISCIPLE "Who needs exercise when you have coding?" -- struggles to lift laptop "I'm so productive with -- my custom tools!" spends 90% of time debugging them "Arch Linux is superior!" -- finally achieved macOS-like setup after 4 years "Building Dingbot to mow my lawn!" -- hasn't touched grass in months "Twitter is the best place to work!"-- tweets 200 times a day glif.app

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"AGI will replace us all" -- can't replace Excel formulas AI DOOMER "Roko's Basilisk is coming for us" -- afraid of toaster "Elon Musk will save us" -- restraining order from Twitter HQ "Humanity extinct in 5 years" -- hasn't left basement in 10 "Al is already conscious" -- believes chatbot is his gf "Singularity by 2025" -- can't predict what's for dinner "We need to shut down all Al research"-- uses Alexa daily "Al will solve death" -- can't solve personal hygiene glif.app

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Virgin Data-Driven Analyst VS Chad Vibes Enthusiast Spends hours crunching numbers, still can't predict girlfriend leaving him Makes life-changing decisions based on horoscope app notifications Manifests money Chooses career path by Paralyzed by analysis by shouting 'MONEY PLEASE' paralysis, can't at the moon Needs 3 peer- reviewed studies to confirm water is wet decide what to eat for lunch throwing dart at job listings while blindfolded OUCH! Obsessively tracks sleep cycles, still looks like a zombie Sleeps when tired, eats when hungry, somehow has perfect health Meticulously plans budget, cries over unexpected $5 expense Solves complex problems by 'feeling it out', accidentally discovers cold fusion glifat app

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"Just launched my 69th SaaS" -- It's a todo list app "Made $420k this month" -- Mostly from course sales @LEVELSIO "Sharing all my secrets for free" -- Except in my $999 masterclass "Work smarter, not harder" - Tweets 23 hours a day -- "Living the digital nomad dream" -- Hasn't left Bali in 3 years "Here's how to 100x your startup" -- Advice: just be lucky "Bootstrapped to $1M ARR" -- Conveniently forgets trust fund "Remote work is the future" -- Hires only in low-wage countries glif.app

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"It's not complicated" -- has 437 nodes in workflow COMFYUI ARTIST "ControlNet is so simple" -- cries in pose estimation "Who needs Midjourney?" -- spends 6 hours for one image "Stable Diffusion is obsolete" -- can't figure out why image is black "I'm an Al researcher" -- watches YouTube tutorials on 2x speed "My art is truly unique" -- uses the same 5 checkpoints as everyone "I'm basically a programmer now" -- copy-pastes entire workflows else "I understand latent space" -- just discovered what an encoder does

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"Stalin killed 100 million" -- can't provide a source ANTI-STALINIST "Stalin was worse than Hitler" - -grandfather was SS "Gulags were death camps" -- US has higher incarceration rate "Communism always fails"-- ignores CIA interventions "Communism killed 100 trillion" -- can't do basic math "Holodomor was genocide" -- doesn't know what kulaks are "Free market is freedom" -- works 60 hours a week "USSR was totalitarian" -- lives in surveillance state glif.app

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"Just one more hit" -- Entire planet corrupted "I can quit anytime" -- Literal blue veins bulging PHAZON JUNKIE "This s**t's better than Chozo tech" -- Glowing blue foam from mouth "I AM the Leviathan" -- Just a puddle of blue goo "Samus doesn't understand" -- Actively melting "The Space Pirates were right" -- Can't form coherent sentences "It's medicinal, bro" -- Mutating uncontrollably "I'm enhancing my DNA" -- 99% Phazon, 1% Metroid glif.app

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... : John Merrick @johnpmerrick tbf they got me here "This will spark the revolution" - - 3 people show up to book launch "Marx was actually problematic" -- still publishes 15 books on him VERSO BOOKS EDITOR "Reject hierarchy" -- has 6 levels of editorial positions all books on Amazon "We're not bourgeois" -- all staff from Ivy League "Capitalism is ending next week"--charges $49.99 for paperback "Amazon is evil" -- lists "Our books are accessible to the working class" -- uses words like 'hegemony' unironically "We're anti- establishment" -- begs for NY Times review • 4:31 AM ⚫ Jun 26, 2024 77.1K Views • glif.app

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Marc Andreessen @pmarca alóz "Web3 will revolutionize everything" -- hasn't used a dapp in years "Al is the future" -- can't debug a simple Python script MARC ANDREESSEN "Crypto will bank the unbanked" -- owns multiple banks "Founder worship is essential" -- simps for Elon daily "Remote work doesn't work"--tweets from his "I'm not political" -- donates millions to candidates yacht "Software is eating the world" -- his portfolio is being eaten alive • 6:33 AM ⚫ Jun 25, 2024 160.3K Views "Universities are obsolete" --degree from Stanford glif.app

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