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BACK THE F--- UP SON DO YOU F------ SEE WHAT THAT IS? Because that is a M------------ CHAINSAW YOR ASS RIGHT UP AND IT WILL CHOP YOUR ASS RIGHT UP KATANA LOOK AT THIS S--- LOOK AT IT A FUCKLOAD OF SPINNY-ASS BLADES WHAT'S THAT? TOO EXTREME FOR YOU YOU DUMB SLUT? WELL GET OVER IT OH WHAT THE S------- IS THIS SOME F------ ELABORATE MACHINERY UP IN THIS BITCH THIS S--- IS SU EXTREME I HAD TO PUT A F------ YOU SEEN THIS HILT? YOU WANT TO PUT COMGUZZLINGMOUH BOTTEEAY ANTW HOT THE FUCKEXPLOSIO N PLEASURE MYSELF LOoKING AT IT IN THE BACKGROUND OVER IT, DON'T YOU?

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IS THAT A F------ HONCHKROW? JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH I JUST S--- MYSELF IN FEAR, AND IF YOU WEREN'T AN UNEDUCATED, FILTH SCRUB THEN YOU WOULD BE S------- YOURSELF TOO. ANATOMY OFA HONCHKROW BREATHES FIRE A F------ HAT GLARING AT you WILL SLAP YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ASS WILL CLAW YOUR FACE OFIF HOLY T--- 100 HP Atk Def DIRECT QUOTE! HOLY F--- 52 105 52 71 THIS F------ MONSTER USED TO BE A LITTLE BITCH CROW WITH A HAT, BUT THEN IT GOT EXPOSED TO F------ RADIATION FROM A STONE AS DARK AS DARK CAN BE THAT MADE IT MUTATE INTO A HUGE F------ SATAN-CROW WITH A HAT). SpD Spe I'M WILLING TO BET THAT YOU WON'T FIND YOUR STUPID F------ DIGIMON CALLED THE IN YOUR POKEDEX LIKE HONCHKROW IS. DID YOU KNOW: A GROUP OF CROWS IS CALLED A GODDAMN MURDER.HOLY F--- A HONCHKROW COULD SUMMON AN ARMY OF MURKROW BITCHES ONGERTA TO DO HIS OR HER BIDDING BY MAKING ONE F------ SOUND BECAUSE UNTHEY ARE SO GODDAMNED AFRAID OF IT OF THE F------ SUN SINCE THIS F------ BEAST WILL NEVER FORGIVE ITS OWN KIN FOR F------ ANYTHING UP FOR IT, DON'T COUNT ON SURVIVING THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE SUMMONER OF NIGHT ITS MURKROW SLAVES D0 ALL OF THE WORK FOR IT SO IT'S FULLY RESTED FOR WHEN A PUNK COMES ALONG THINKING THEY CAN BEAT IT FLYINGDAR HONCHKROW TAKES ZERO F------ DAMAGE FROM F------ WO OF THE BEST ATTACKS SINCE F------ RBY ONCHKROW HAS TWO F------ IMMUNITIES AND PSYCHIC AND EARTHQUAKE ONLY THE WEAKNESSES OF FLYING. What's that, dickmoose? YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW YOUR POKEMON ARE GOING TO DIE? FIRE TY TAB AND SUCKER PUNG DARK PULSE SUPERPOWERSPFB LY BRAVE BIRD ROOST HE¼ AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH T REST ITSFUCKING SE ANU IN THE MIDST OF BA N LO (YES THERE IS MOE TURDBURGLER HONCHKROW'S ABILITIES ENI EPE YEa. 1. INSOMNIA IT DOESN'T SLEEP EVER. AND IT DOESN'T F------ NEED IT. IT NEVER HAS SLEPT IN ITS WHOLE F------ LIFE. IT USES THAT MUCH MORE TIME TO PLAN OUR DEMISE 2. SUPER LUCK. 3. F------ MOXIE.FDE HETHING ITS ATTACKS WILL DO DOUBLE DAMAGE MORE OFTEN DOUBLE F------ DAMAGE IT KILLS ITS ATTACKS WILL ONLY DO MORE DAMAGE. HOLY F------ CHRIST THE MORE BLO0D IT CASUALLY F------ SAMPLES, THE MORE IT WANTS ISCARED g0 KISS YOUR A--- VIRGINITY GOODBYE AND PREPARE TO BE DEVOURED BY MILLIONS OF F------ CROWS

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M------------ DOCTOR STRANGE Not sure how many of you guys read classic Marvel comics, but if you don't, you're probably asking yourself "what's up with this Vincent Price - looking a------ in the flamboyant cape? In which case, shut the f--- up and sit your punk ass down because it's time for you to respect the Sorceror F------ Suprem To this guy, time and space are just a f------ party game. He can ZA WARUDO you and i dimension on your ass, or just keep time stopped permanently and laugh at you for being a goddamn statue. He can also revers time, speed it up, travel backwards or forwards, hell, one time some aliens tried to invade our universe, and he was just like nstead of a steamroller, drop a f------ LOL NO" and froze their entire universe in time permanently Which brings me to another thing: moving between dimension nd universes ain't s--- to him. You can't f------ hide from th guy. Now that's great and all, but can he bring the firepower? You bet your ass he can. Busting planets and stars is easy for him, and don't think galaxies and even universes are safe either, Decause he can call on the powers of the Vishanti to f--- that s--- up. So what about his mind? Can you go all Professor X on him and shut him down? No you f------ can't. Moondragon, one f the most powerful psychics in Marvel with the Mind Gem, which gives her the of all the minds in the universe got punked by Steve here in a mental battle. Now you re probably thinking "that's great and all, but I'm fast as hell, I'll just kick his ass befo re he can do any of that s---". HAHAHAHAHAHA, this guy has automatic shieds that will stop you dead in your tracks at the f------ speed of light and even if you get arou nd that, he ca So can I sneak poison into his food or something? Go ahead and try, your poison will end up in another dimension. Okay, so you can't kill him, but you can send him away to the farthest reaches of the multiverse, never to bother you again, right? Oops, look, he's back. Wand of Watoomb, bitch. Now let's say you somehow manage to disable his magic. No magic, no threat, right? That's what you'll be thinking until he cracks your skull open with his bare hands. That's right, he's the master of both mystic and martia l arts. H moves at about a bazillion times the speed of light. So then you go "f--- this, I cont trol reality and s---, I'll just erase him from existence" Oh no you don't. He can call upon and merge with Eternity himself, the abstract embodiment of All There Is, and then you'll be the one getting erased. Hell, he used this little trick to defeat Death itself. And if you do somehow have more power than him, guess what? He'll f------ steal that s--- and leave you powerless. He's even done it to a guy whose power was literally "I'm always stronger than you are." If you still think you can beat him, let me remind you that he has over 7000 years of experience, invented n fight as a spirit without his body, and then just remake his body later. e fought Mantis to a standstill, the same chick who tagged The Runner, who n forms of magic, routinely beats down gods and cosmic beings, and keeps an entire universe in a f------ closet in his house (which is also in another dimens on, BTW). Merlin, eat your f------ heart out.

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JUST LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BITCH THIS IS GERMANY M------------ AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A F--- ABOUT YOUR FANCY FONTS LOOK AT THOSE GLASSES THIS BITCH READS F------ GOETHE LIKE IT AIN'T NO THING. HE'S A GODDAMNED TACTICAL GENIUS AND HIS U-BOAT IS COMING RIGHT UP YOUR ASS WHAT THE FUCIK ARE YOU GONNA DO. YOU'D BEST APPEASE HIM HE'S GONNA ANNEX YOUR F------ FACE. He's also f------ your brother every goddamn night no matter what the f--- you do. Don't try your stupid moustache trick this bitch is a genius and he's gonna make you feel like the worthless s--- you are HE USED TO BE 300 STATES JESUS CHRIST YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT THAT HIGH. YOUR TORTURE AIN'T S--- TO HIM THIS BITCH LIVES WITH M------------ PRUSSIA. HE HAS SEX WITH ITALY TWELVE TIMES A DAY AND HIS ASS IS LIKE AN ARMORED F------ TANK OH MY GOD.

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Do you see this? Do you know what this is? This is a Zubat. It's mission in nature is to f--- s--- up where ever it goes. It does not pollinate things. It does not make honey It is not a Beedrill. It is a m------------ Zubat. You cannot battle the Iubat. The ubat is never alone. It is always accompanied by other, even more violent and aggressive Zubat; all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more. When you see a Zubat, do you know what you do? You stand the f--- still. You chill the f--- out and hope the Zubat doesn't put you on its list of s--- it wants to f--- up today. You stand right the f--- there and wait for the zubat to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the f--- home.

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AGE OF MYTHOLOGY IS F------ AWESOME YOU WANT A DWARF? THERE'S YOUR F------ DWARF. YOU WANT SOME BETTER GRAPHICS? F--- YOU DWARVES CAN DO LOTS OF STUFF LIKE SKEEPANNING. CAN YOU SKEEPAN? F--- NO PLAY AGE OF MYTHOLOGY

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QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD? Arceus? WRONG IT'S M------------ MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS it's so weak and useless "it's just a stupid little fish" why is it so ugly and dumb GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT 71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER 90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP -100% OF MAGIKARP'S BODY IS PURE PAIN NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how f----- you are, 20 base HP 10 base attack 8base speed. If it's raining, then its speed DOUBLES SWEET GANDHI'S T---, THAT'S TERRIFYING time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use. Well, guess what? We're just getting warmed up. It's

Ha!

Princess Celestia is better than you. You aren't good enough to look her in the eye. You better get down on your knees and give her respect, or you'll be on your knees praying two seconds before you're on your knees dying. CELESTIA You think you're bad? Princess Celestia will f------ erase you. Princess Celestia is full-on hardcore death metal State of the badass art. How much Can you lift? Could you lift the entire planet earth? How about something 330,000 times heaVier than the planet earth, something whose mass takes up 99.86% of the entire f------ solar system? How about the m------------ SUN? Hot enough to melt TIME? Yeah, how about you pick that up and drag it all the way aCross the sky every morning and night, smiling like it ain't no thing? That's right, f--- you. Now get out your pencils and markers, you little s----Stain, and color this goddess in. And if you Color me pink, I'll send you to the f------ moon. my LiTTLE ON

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Look at this guy. Not only is hea f------ force of nature, but he's KAWAII ASALL F------ HELL, TOO. NEVER BEFORE HAVE YOU BEEN BEATEN TO SUCHA BLOODY You see this? M------------ REUNIOLUS. F---. UP PULP BY SOMETHING SO GOD DAMNCUTE. I know what you're thinking. LOOKAT THAT GUY,HES SO CUTEANDADORABLE WHAT THE F--- CAN HE DO TO MEP Well yerre in for the ride of your lie S------ ur ass, ug4u First off, this m------------ c--- puncher's got 125 BASE SPECIALATTACK And that's nothing to laugh at. Second of all, he's packing 110 BASE HP and 85 base Special Defense, that's not anything you're going to pick off in 1turn with ANY move, so don't even think about trying, YOU WEAKASS P---- . Combined with 75 base Defense And justwhen you think your ass isn't COMPLETLY fried, this f----- has enough stamina to pull out a god damn This dude's got 30 base Speed. So you know what happens when he uses Trick Room? It means ORE F----- HE'LL BE GOING FAST ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR ASS, GO SORRY ASS AGAIN BEFORE THE TURN IS EVEN OVER. AND DONTTHINK YOUR SPECIAL WALLS ARE SAFE EITHER, F----- nth BANG YOUR MOTHER, THEN COME BACKAND KICK YOUR As if he wasn't enough of a beast already, Reuniclus has this move called PSYCHO SHOCK The damage done by it is calculated by the user's Special Attack stat, but is treated as a PHYSICALATTACK IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE GONNA GET R---- A See this? Good take it in,because it's the last thing you'll see before TORN A NEW M------------ A------. And best of all,this f------ R--- TRAIN has access to the ability MAGIC GUARD What's that? Entry hazards? Weather conditions? When Reuniclus has this ability, he's not even gonna give ONE F--- about anything except direct itfor your f----- ass, his dream world ability is attacks,which he'll just SOAK UP LIKE A SPONGEANYWAYREGENERATION. Reuniclus will restore BECAUSE HE'S M------------ REUNICLUS. And if being immune to indirect damage doesn't do ONE THIRD OF HIS MAX HP Which is already as high as a hipple on an airplane, Ishould remind youl IFYOU AREN'T S------- YOUR EVERY TIME HESWITCHES OUT. PANTS IN AMAZEMENT AT THIS soTWem you hiowlwl COLD-BLOODED MURDERER, YOU out and RESTORES HIMSEL MUST HAVE A M------------ conquered Mount Rapemore, he switches MENTAL PROBLEM Hell, Reuniclus is probably who CAUSED IT, with his F----AWESOME psychic powers and UNSTOPPABLE GIRTH TA TA, M------------

Express your love for Pinkie Pie in LESS than 100 words.

WELL IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE F------ MENTALLY DISABLED BECAUSE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS woULD HAVE BROKE INTO A FIT OF VIOLENT ORGASMS THE SECOND THEY SAW THIS GODESS QF A PONY. PINKIE M------------ PIE IS A F------ BRO.YOU TALENT IS? NOT MAGIC OR CARING FOR ANIMALS OR APPLE PICKING ANY OTHER B-------. F------ PARTIES. PINKIE PIES TALENT IS F------ PARTIES. PINKIE PIE IS THE ENTIRE MOVIE ANIMAL HOUSE PAINTED PINK AND GIVEN HELIUM. WHEN YOU LOOK AT M------------ IN THE MANE CAST YOU DON'T AUTOMATICALLY THINK "H-------- IT'S THAT F------ PARTYING M-----------, WHAT A FUN F------ CHICK", PINKIE PIE IS THE BEE'S KNEES. NO, F--- THAT, SHE'S THE BEE S WHOLE F------ LEG WHAT HER SPECIAL

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