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GOT BACK PAIN? GOT NEUROPATHY? GOT FIBROMYALGIA? GOT INJURY? GET CHIROPRACTIC Dr. e Can Proper corrective chiropractic care can drastica prove these conditions by taking the pressure off the spinal cord and nerve us your back for 30 days and we'll show you the difference! Chiropracti cUSA skeptic-toaster: "I wanna pose with it like a guitar player" "Sir this is a professional ad are you sure you-" Trust me"
GOT BACK PAIN? GOT NEUROPATHY? GOT FIBROMYALGIA? GOT INJURY? GET CHIROPRACTIC Dr. e Can Proper corrective chiropractic care can drastica prove these conditions by taking the pressure off the spinal cord and nerve us your back for 30 days and we'll show you the difference! Chiropracti cUSA skeptic-toaster: "I wanna pose with it like a guitar player" "Sir this is a professional ad are you sure you-" Trust me"

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DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS M----------- IS? HOLY F------ S--- HE IS JAUNE "M------------" ARC, F----- but he looWELL GUESS WHATs chist those chicis anCH, SHUT THE F--- UPething are way o lmean wo JAUNE IS LITERALLY THE MOST ALPHA M----------- IN HIS SERIES LOOK AT THIS S--- master race blonde hair and blue eyes 10/10 WOULD LET HIM DESTROY MY ANUS co fident smile we fu nice body structure JESUS CHRIST JUST LOOK AT THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE SERIES FAWNING ALL OVER HIM IF HIS PURE BADASSERY AND SWORD ISN'T ENOUGH TO JUST COMPLETELY SUBDUE HIS ENEMIES, HE STILL WILL COMPLETELY WRECK HIM. REMEMBER THAT REDHEAD DRIPPING ALL OVER HIS MAGNIFICIENT ASS? THAT WAS M------------ PYRRHA, STAR ATHLETE, CELEBRITY, AND GENERAL ASS KICKER also featured on Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes because H-------- PUMPKIN PETES HMALLOW FLAKES TO REVIEW JAUNE IS A GODDAMN AMAZING BADASS WHO ONLY LETS THE BEST OF BITCHES GET HIS D--- ALL MEN SHOULD ASPIRE TO BE HIM
DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS M----------- IS? HOLY F------ S--- HE IS JAUNE "M------------" ARC, F----- but he looWELL GUESS WHATs chist those chicis anCH, SHUT THE F--- UPething are way o lmean wo JAUNE IS LITERALLY THE MOST ALPHA M----------- IN HIS SERIES LOOK AT THIS S--- master race blonde hair and blue eyes 10/10 WOULD LET HIM DESTROY MY ANUS co fident smile we fu nice body structure JESUS CHRIST JUST LOOK AT THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE SERIES FAWNING ALL OVER HIM IF HIS PURE BADASSERY AND SWORD ISN'T ENOUGH TO JUST COMPLETELY SUBDUE HIS ENEMIES, HE STILL WILL COMPLETELY WRECK HIM. REMEMBER THAT REDHEAD DRIPPING ALL OVER HIS MAGNIFICIENT ASS? THAT WAS M------------ PYRRHA, STAR ATHLETE, CELEBRITY, AND GENERAL ASS KICKER also featured on Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes because H-------- PUMPKIN PETES HMALLOW FLAKES TO REVIEW JAUNE IS A GODDAMN AMAZING BADASS WHO ONLY LETS THE BEST OF BITCHES GET HIS D--- ALL MEN SHOULD ASPIRE TO BE HIM

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LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING SLURPUFF

HEY YOU Yeah, YOU, the f----- reading this Let me tell you about your new WORST. F------. NIGHTMARE By the time lintroduce this unholy GOD OF DESTRUCTION your sleep time will be replaced by cry like the little bitch you are" time Who am Ikidding? You already cry yourself to sleep. And here comes the F------ CUPCAKE OF DOOM It's cute. It's pink It's sugary It's round. It's girly as f--- AND IT RAPES LEGENDARIES FOR ITS BREAKFAST Walt a second,Ialready hear your f----- ass golng "You're insane, op! look at Attack: 80 those stats, it's not going stense: 86- anywhere with them!" Sp. Atk: 85 Sp. Def:75 WELL SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GET READY TO SUCK SLURPUFFS D--- BECAUSE HERE COMES THE TECHNICAL S--- Let me introduce Belly Drum. It's a Normal-type status attack that Slurpuff can learn by f------ a Marill. What does it do? The user loses half of its HP, and its Attack stat goes up by +6. For you all FILTHY CASUALS, it means Slurpuff's Attack stat is multiplicated by 4 B-But op, Slurpuff stays slow and now he only has haf of his HP, he's gnOTOKAGeopthing" Have you heard of the Sitrus Berry? That stupid little fruit RESTORES HP. eah, fruit is good for you remember that f----- A.KA, Slurpuff Belly Drums, eats that s--- and GOES PRIMAL ON YOUR ASS because one of its Abilities is UNBURDEN Know what that s--- does? Ha ha, of course you don't or you'd be half-way to Orre by now When Slurpuff loses its item, ITS SPEED DOUBLES and guess what ITACTIVATES WHEN SLURPUFF EATS HIS PRE-R----- SITRUS BERRY So now youve got on your hands a F------ CUPCAKE OF DOOM FASTER HAN A M------------ OLYMPIC CHAMPION AND DESTROYS MOUNTAINS B WAVING ATTHEM That sound was your howels emptying in sheer terror BTW And if that wasn't enough for your f------ass taste, thanks to the move tutors in ORAS, Slurpuff can also learn DRAIN PUNCH Which means it's gonna be both r----- its enemies and restoring its HP AT THE SAME TIME CONCLUSION? GO GET A F------ SLURPUFF ou can go get clean pants noW
HEY YOU Yeah, YOU, the f----- reading this Let me tell you about your new WORST. F------. NIGHTMARE By the time lintroduce this unholy GOD OF DESTRUCTION your sleep time will be replaced by cry like the little bitch you are" time Who am Ikidding? You already cry yourself to sleep. And here comes the F------ CUPCAKE OF DOOM It's cute. It's pink It's sugary It's round. It's girly as f--- AND IT RAPES LEGENDARIES FOR ITS BREAKFAST Walt a second,Ialready hear your f----- ass golng "You're insane, op! look at Attack: 80 those stats, it's not going stense: 86- anywhere with them!" Sp. Atk: 85 Sp. Def:75 WELL SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GET READY TO SUCK SLURPUFFS D--- BECAUSE HERE COMES THE TECHNICAL S--- Let me introduce Belly Drum. It's a Normal-type status attack that Slurpuff can learn by f------ a Marill. What does it do? The user loses half of its HP, and its Attack stat goes up by +6. For you all FILTHY CASUALS, it means Slurpuff's Attack stat is multiplicated by 4 B-But op, Slurpuff stays slow and now he only has haf of his HP, he's gnOTOKAGeopthing" Have you heard of the Sitrus Berry? That stupid little fruit RESTORES HP. eah, fruit is good for you remember that f----- A.KA, Slurpuff Belly Drums, eats that s--- and GOES PRIMAL ON YOUR ASS because one of its Abilities is UNBURDEN Know what that s--- does? Ha ha, of course you don't or you'd be half-way to Orre by now When Slurpuff loses its item, ITS SPEED DOUBLES and guess what ITACTIVATES WHEN SLURPUFF EATS HIS PRE-R----- SITRUS BERRY So now youve got on your hands a F------ CUPCAKE OF DOOM FASTER HAN A M------------ OLYMPIC CHAMPION AND DESTROYS MOUNTAINS B WAVING ATTHEM That sound was your howels emptying in sheer terror BTW And if that wasn't enough for your f------ass taste, thanks to the move tutors in ORAS, Slurpuff can also learn DRAIN PUNCH Which means it's gonna be both r----- its enemies and restoring its HP AT THE SAME TIME CONCLUSION? GO GET A F------ SLURPUFF ou can go get clean pants noW

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LOOKAT THIS BAD ASS M------------ COUNTRY BUMPKIN THIS IS HOLYSHIT DONNEL DO YOU SEE THAT F------ DO YOU WANT INSANE F------ LUCK? ON HIS HEADP! OW DOES THE MOST M------------ INSANE LUCKIN THE GAME SOUND JACKASS? IN A GAME FILLED WITH JUST ABOUT EVERY LORD CHARACTER FROM THE SERIES THIS SWAG M0THERFUCKER ESUS CHRIST HERE ARE EN F------ DENTS IN IT H-------- PUTS THEM ALL TO SHAME AND HE SAYS HIS PLOW FAVORITE THING TO DO IS HE CAN ALSO PLOW 1000 YEARS WORTH OF DRAGON P----
LOOKAT THIS BAD ASS M------------ COUNTRY BUMPKIN THIS IS HOLYSHIT DONNEL DO YOU SEE THAT F------ DO YOU WANT INSANE F------ LUCK? ON HIS HEADP! OW DOES THE MOST M------------ INSANE LUCKIN THE GAME SOUND JACKASS? IN A GAME FILLED WITH JUST ABOUT EVERY LORD CHARACTER FROM THE SERIES THIS SWAG M0THERFUCKER ESUS CHRIST HERE ARE EN F------ DENTS IN IT H-------- PUTS THEM ALL TO SHAME AND HE SAYS HIS PLOW FAVORITE THING TO DO IS HE CAN ALSO PLOW 1000 YEARS WORTH OF DRAGON P----

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H-------- IT'S THE RICKEN Grandmaster of the highest MF'ing ORDER BONUS CONTENT Batman When he isn't using tomes to protect his head from your waifu's jucies, he can be seen MANIPULATING THE F------ WIND In a tight spot? Fear not, brotest of bros. Will protect you from hoes. Photograph taken of Ricken after single handily destorying Grima. - With a basic fire tomb - and an unforged bronze sword pretendgirlfriend >Helping out beta's like Gregor with cross dressing to get girls My job got a lot easier when Ricken joined. All I had to do was sent him out and wait for him to finish. This be true, since Kicken help Gregor gets all the ladies.. that Ricken not already take. A man like this MUST take my first daughter's virginity. Ricken was so impressive I set him up with Lucina. I can still hear the moans from inside their tent when he gave her the Dicken. - Self Insert on Ricken HEH! - Chrom on Grandmaster Ricken
H-------- IT'S THE RICKEN Grandmaster of the highest MF'ing ORDER BONUS CONTENT Batman When he isn't using tomes to protect his head from your waifu's jucies, he can be seen MANIPULATING THE F------ WIND In a tight spot? Fear not, brotest of bros. Will protect you from hoes. Photograph taken of Ricken after single handily destorying Grima. - With a basic fire tomb - and an unforged bronze sword pretendgirlfriend >Helping out beta's like Gregor with cross dressing to get girls My job got a lot easier when Ricken joined. All I had to do was sent him out and wait for him to finish. This be true, since Kicken help Gregor gets all the ladies.. that Ricken not already take. A man like this MUST take my first daughter's virginity. Ricken was so impressive I set him up with Lucina. I can still hear the moans from inside their tent when he gave her the Dicken. - Self Insert on Ricken HEH! - Chrom on Grandmaster Ricken

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QUICK, WHAT IS THE BEST REGION IN THE WORLD? Kanto? WRONG IT'S M------------ HOENN, STUPID ASS ﹃t has too much water" but the trumpets 따t didn't sell woll" GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT -71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER MOST SOLD GAME FOR GBA MOST POPULAR SOUNDTRACK ON YOUTUBE NO MATTER HOW YOU SEE IT, HOENN IS THE BEST. Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how great it is, MOST DOWNLOADED ROM BEST RATED ROM And despite piracy it was FIRST in its console THAT'S TERRIFYING kanto and johto sold more LET'S TAKE A LOOK KANTO WAS BEATEN BY TETRIS JOHTO WAS BEATEN BY KANTO AND TETRIS #1 HOENN DOMINATED ITS CONSOLE LIKE A F------ BOSS AND KANTO REMAKES WERE BEATEN BY HOENN) AND WERE BEATEN BY SUPER MARIO, NINTENDOGS, MARIO KART AND BRAIN AGE (AND SO WERE Pictured: the region JUST LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC HEAVEN HOENN HAP FULL VIEW Sity 104 Fewer Shop, Mr Brney 108 Seashore t14 Fassa Mnac's Lanette's Houses Wedtrate Fanty, Reat Stop 121: Sala Zone Etace 112 Cable Cw, Jagged Pass 125 SOLID GOLD M----------- -b-but my nostalgia "Hoenn has objectively the best Pokemon" WOW,LOOK AT THOSE M------------. 10/10 WOULD TRAIN “Hoenn has objectively the best characters" JESUS CHRIST -GOD HIMSELF COMMON "Hoenn has objectively the best plot" I saa this huge green PokeNoN flying across the sky. S--- IS ABOUT TO GET REAL Now, I know what your a----devestated self is thinking. Hoenn can't be PERPECT, it has to have a flaw WELL, IT DOESN'T /thread
QUICK, WHAT IS THE BEST REGION IN THE WORLD? Kanto? WRONG IT'S M------------ HOENN, STUPID ASS ﹃t has too much water" but the trumpets 따t didn't sell woll" GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT -71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER MOST SOLD GAME FOR GBA MOST POPULAR SOUNDTRACK ON YOUTUBE NO MATTER HOW YOU SEE IT, HOENN IS THE BEST. Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how great it is, MOST DOWNLOADED ROM BEST RATED ROM And despite piracy it was FIRST in its console THAT'S TERRIFYING kanto and johto sold more LET'S TAKE A LOOK KANTO WAS BEATEN BY TETRIS JOHTO WAS BEATEN BY KANTO AND TETRIS #1 HOENN DOMINATED ITS CONSOLE LIKE A F------ BOSS AND KANTO REMAKES WERE BEATEN BY HOENN) AND WERE BEATEN BY SUPER MARIO, NINTENDOGS, MARIO KART AND BRAIN AGE (AND SO WERE Pictured: the region JUST LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC HEAVEN HOENN HAP FULL VIEW Sity 104 Fewer Shop, Mr Brney 108 Seashore t14 Fassa Mnac's Lanette's Houses Wedtrate Fanty, Reat Stop 121: Sala Zone Etace 112 Cable Cw, Jagged Pass 125 SOLID GOLD M----------- -b-but my nostalgia "Hoenn has objectively the best Pokemon" WOW,LOOK AT THOSE M------------. 10/10 WOULD TRAIN “Hoenn has objectively the best characters" JESUS CHRIST -GOD HIMSELF COMMON "Hoenn has objectively the best plot" I saa this huge green PokeNoN flying across the sky. S--- IS ABOUT TO GET REAL Now, I know what your a----devestated self is thinking. Hoenn can't be PERPECT, it has to have a flaw WELL, IT DOESN'T /thread

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F'ING VIVILLON

OH LOOK, ANOTHER EARLY-GAME BUTTERFLIE, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO? NIBBLE YOUR BUM? T DAMN WILL, TO YOUR ENEMIES. CHECK 0OUT THESE STATS Stat EDIOCRE RIGHT? HP: 80 Attack: 52 Defense: 50 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 50 Speed: 89 270-364 140-187 61 114 49-112 98 223 49 -112 94 218 Total: 411 Other Pokémon with this total -Minimum stats are ciculaned with 0 EVS, Mrs of 0、and hndering nan re if appicabe. Naximum stats are calculated wth 252 EVs, Ns of 31, and a helpful nature, d BLOODY WRONG THIS SUCKER IS FAST, AND THE MOVE UIVER DANCE MAKES IT STRONGER AND FASTER IT CAN ALSO USE THE MOVE, HURRICANE WHICH COMBINED WITH ITS ABILITY, COMPOUND EYES AND QUIVER DANCE MAKES IT A 110 POWER WHIRLWIND OF DEATH WHICH HITS OVER 90% OF THE TIME IF EQUIPPED WITH A FOCUS SASH, ANYTHING THAT HITS IT, WILIL NOT KILL IT IN 0NE SHOT. AND THEN THEY CAN SAY THEIR PRAYERS
OH LOOK, ANOTHER EARLY-GAME BUTTERFLIE, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO? NIBBLE YOUR BUM? T DAMN WILL, TO YOUR ENEMIES. CHECK 0OUT THESE STATS Stat EDIOCRE RIGHT? HP: 80 Attack: 52 Defense: 50 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 50 Speed: 89 270-364 140-187 61 114 49-112 98 223 49 -112 94 218 Total: 411 Other Pokémon with this total -Minimum stats are ciculaned with 0 EVS, Mrs of 0、and hndering nan re if appicabe. Naximum stats are calculated wth 252 EVs, Ns of 31, and a helpful nature, d BLOODY WRONG THIS SUCKER IS FAST, AND THE MOVE UIVER DANCE MAKES IT STRONGER AND FASTER IT CAN ALSO USE THE MOVE, HURRICANE WHICH COMBINED WITH ITS ABILITY, COMPOUND EYES AND QUIVER DANCE MAKES IT A 110 POWER WHIRLWIND OF DEATH WHICH HITS OVER 90% OF THE TIME IF EQUIPPED WITH A FOCUS SASH, ANYTHING THAT HITS IT, WILIL NOT KILL IT IN 0NE SHOT. AND THEN THEY CAN SAY THEIR PRAYERS

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HEY YOU Yeah, you. Dude looking at this here picture. I got a question for you and it shouldn't take too much of your time. YA WANNA FUCKEN DIE? If the answer to that was "yes," gtfo and see a doctor, because Your Depression Pills ain't working right, kiddo. (This Here Badass) However, if the answer was "but OP, Fairies are running amock in this here Tier!" well then allow me to tell you TOO BAD, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GIRATINA TODAY SO STFU AND HERE'S WHY: 1- Look at those stats. Look at those f------ stats. You're probably thinking "[Outsped by Xerneas) #lolMoonblast." Well guess what POKE BANK HASNT BEEN RELEASED AT THE TIME OF THIS ADVERTISEMENT'S CREATION, SO WTFARE YOU DOING WITH A GIRATINA IN POKEMON X/YIP HP Def SpA SpD Spe This thing could take a f------ RTD to the face. For those that don't Ive in Denver that's a f------ train... bitch. It's stats are so beast, they had to boot this guy to Ubers just because of it. It's defenses are so big that it can use a RestTalk set. You heard that s--- right. If not, I'lI repeat myself. REST. GODDAMN. TALK. Throw in Dragon Tail, Will-o-Wisp, and give it some f------ Leftovers and s--- like Kabutops ain't never gonna Rapid Spin your Stealth Rocks. - This badass is so good I lost track of what reason we were on. Lmao not like it matters. So let's say some dirt bag tries to kick your ass with a Ghost-Arceus. Giratina ain't gonna last against a Spooky-Plated, Calm-Minded Ghost- Type Judgement, 120 Special Defense or not. ealth RoCh But does that put an end to the Ghost/Dragon's Reign of terror? HA HA HA NO Lemme show you this here little item called the Griseous Orb. Them Ninjas give you it on a bridge in B/W when you beat the Elite Four's ass with a tamborine. Give it to your Giratina and it'll turn into the badass beauty below This Bitch Up Here. Take Note of irs colorA Oh hell yeah, it's go time! Nowhe's a f------ dragon, and boy is he p----- So p-----, he traded his weak ass ability Pressure for Levitate. That's right now one of the most powerful and competitively viable moves in the game doesn't do a goddamned thing. His offensive firepower is now 120, and although that means no more crazy defenses, he trades it for the ability to completely Wreck Ghost-Arceus' S--- Up-Side-M------------ Down And if you ever see this badass Packin' D. Meteor or Outrage, u gonna die
HEY YOU Yeah, you. Dude looking at this here picture. I got a question for you and it shouldn't take too much of your time. YA WANNA FUCKEN DIE? If the answer to that was "yes," gtfo and see a doctor, because Your Depression Pills ain't working right, kiddo. (This Here Badass) However, if the answer was "but OP, Fairies are running amock in this here Tier!" well then allow me to tell you TOO BAD, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GIRATINA TODAY SO STFU AND HERE'S WHY: 1- Look at those stats. Look at those f------ stats. You're probably thinking "[Outsped by Xerneas) #lolMoonblast." Well guess what POKE BANK HASNT BEEN RELEASED AT THE TIME OF THIS ADVERTISEMENT'S CREATION, SO WTFARE YOU DOING WITH A GIRATINA IN POKEMON X/YIP HP Def SpA SpD Spe This thing could take a f------ RTD to the face. For those that don't Ive in Denver that's a f------ train... bitch. It's stats are so beast, they had to boot this guy to Ubers just because of it. It's defenses are so big that it can use a RestTalk set. You heard that s--- right. If not, I'lI repeat myself. REST. GODDAMN. TALK. Throw in Dragon Tail, Will-o-Wisp, and give it some f------ Leftovers and s--- like Kabutops ain't never gonna Rapid Spin your Stealth Rocks. - This badass is so good I lost track of what reason we were on. Lmao not like it matters. So let's say some dirt bag tries to kick your ass with a Ghost-Arceus. Giratina ain't gonna last against a Spooky-Plated, Calm-Minded Ghost- Type Judgement, 120 Special Defense or not. ealth RoCh But does that put an end to the Ghost/Dragon's Reign of terror? HA HA HA NO Lemme show you this here little item called the Griseous Orb. Them Ninjas give you it on a bridge in B/W when you beat the Elite Four's ass with a tamborine. Give it to your Giratina and it'll turn into the badass beauty below This Bitch Up Here. Take Note of irs colorA Oh hell yeah, it's go time! Nowhe's a f------ dragon, and boy is he p----- So p-----, he traded his weak ass ability Pressure for Levitate. That's right now one of the most powerful and competitively viable moves in the game doesn't do a goddamned thing. His offensive firepower is now 120, and although that means no more crazy defenses, he trades it for the ability to completely Wreck Ghost-Arceus' S--- Up-Side-M------------ Down And if you ever see this badass Packin' D. Meteor or Outrage, u gonna die

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Stop right there, you hammer-wielding f------ casual. Do you see this? Do you see this s---? That's right, bitch. It's the GODDAMN GRONGIGAS. But it looks like an Urugaan testicle on a stick! You pour yourself a nice hot cup of shut the f--- up and take a look at the stats on this mean sumbitch. Attack: 1508 O Aff:-15% Def: +25 You're reading that right. 1508 raw. That's higher than any other hammer-scratch that, any other weapon-in the goddamned game Oh, and what's that?+25 defense? Thanks, Grongigas. What a f------ bro. nd yeah, the segative affinity ane Ufe's nat Fair Menster Huster certainlyisst Get eer What's that? You want to max this s--- as far as it can go? Well there missy, you just try not to soak through your poogie-print panties while we crunch these numbers. The hammer's modifier is 5.2 you f------ scrub Learn the damage formula, pleb. Goddamn Grongigas: AuL or Honed Blade (x20) Powe rcharm (x6) Powe rtalon (x9) Demondrug (x3): Mega Demond rug or Kitchen AUL (x6): Might Seed (x10) Might Pill (x25) 1508 1612 1643 1690 1716 1726 1778 1856 What's that? Someone's got a big d---? Playing like a real manly man, are we? All right then, curl up your mustache and roll up your sleeves while we activate Felyne Heroics (135% max attack) 2506 Did I f------ stutter, bitch? Two thousand, five hundred and f------ six SPLOOSH But look at that sharpness! What am I supposed to do with blue sharpness? You take another sip of that shut the f--- up. Because yes, you'll need Sharpness 1 or Honed Blade for this bad boy to make him any good. Because thern whaaaaaaaaaaaat? PURPLE. That means his sharpness modifier goes from 1.2 to 1.44 which on top of being the best possible return for your 10 skill points, means a nearly 25% increase in damage What's that? You're running a set with Awaken? There's a good little boy Now this soulcrusher has 400 Slime +80 with Bombardier +40 with Pyro maxing at 520, bitch. That s--- will slime your little sister and won't even call her in the morning. But wwwaaaaaahhh! Slime is cheap and it's better to use elemental weaknesses wwwaaaasahhh You bite your tongue, f------. Hammer's elemental modifiers are utter s--- anyway slimesplosions Staggers for days. And when you're grinding Four Point or Pack Mentality to get your scrawny ass to HR125 you'll take all the damage you can f------ get. Once you get yourself this beautiful lump on a stick, you will never have to run to the Marina to change sets EVER F------ AGAIN You'll get to stand there in the tavern, get drunk as f---, and PRANCE like the m------------ badass you are So get ready to break some chins, bitch. You'll be farming Feel the Heat (G2*) for a while Because once you go GODDAMN GRONGIGAS, u never go
Stop right there, you hammer-wielding f------ casual. Do you see this? Do you see this s---? That's right, bitch. It's the GODDAMN GRONGIGAS. But it looks like an Urugaan testicle on a stick! You pour yourself a nice hot cup of shut the f--- up and take a look at the stats on this mean sumbitch. Attack: 1508 O Aff:-15% Def: +25 You're reading that right. 1508 raw. That's higher than any other hammer-scratch that, any other weapon-in the goddamned game Oh, and what's that?+25 defense? Thanks, Grongigas. What a f------ bro. nd yeah, the segative affinity ane Ufe's nat Fair Menster Huster certainlyisst Get eer What's that? You want to max this s--- as far as it can go? Well there missy, you just try not to soak through your poogie-print panties while we crunch these numbers. The hammer's modifier is 5.2 you f------ scrub Learn the damage formula, pleb. Goddamn Grongigas: AuL or Honed Blade (x20) Powe rcharm (x6) Powe rtalon (x9) Demondrug (x3): Mega Demond rug or Kitchen AUL (x6): Might Seed (x10) Might Pill (x25) 1508 1612 1643 1690 1716 1726 1778 1856 What's that? Someone's got a big d---? Playing like a real manly man, are we? All right then, curl up your mustache and roll up your sleeves while we activate Felyne Heroics (135% max attack) 2506 Did I f------ stutter, bitch? Two thousand, five hundred and f------ six SPLOOSH But look at that sharpness! What am I supposed to do with blue sharpness? You take another sip of that shut the f--- up. Because yes, you'll need Sharpness 1 or Honed Blade for this bad boy to make him any good. Because thern whaaaaaaaaaaaat? PURPLE. That means his sharpness modifier goes from 1.2 to 1.44 which on top of being the best possible return for your 10 skill points, means a nearly 25% increase in damage What's that? You're running a set with Awaken? There's a good little boy Now this soulcrusher has 400 Slime +80 with Bombardier +40 with Pyro maxing at 520, bitch. That s--- will slime your little sister and won't even call her in the morning. But wwwaaaaaahhh! Slime is cheap and it's better to use elemental weaknesses wwwaaaasahhh You bite your tongue, f------. Hammer's elemental modifiers are utter s--- anyway slimesplosions Staggers for days. And when you're grinding Four Point or Pack Mentality to get your scrawny ass to HR125 you'll take all the damage you can f------ get. Once you get yourself this beautiful lump on a stick, you will never have to run to the Marina to change sets EVER F------ AGAIN You'll get to stand there in the tavern, get drunk as f---, and PRANCE like the m------------ badass you are So get ready to break some chins, bitch. You'll be farming Feel the Heat (G2*) for a while Because once you go GODDAMN GRONGIGAS, u never go

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