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Image #411,473

M------------ DOCTOR STRANGE Not sure how many of you guys read classic Marvel comics, but if you don't, you're probably asking yourself "what's up with this Vincent Price - looking a------ in the flamboyant cape? In which case, shut the f--- up and sit your punk ass down because it's time for you to respect the Sorceror F------ Suprem To this guy, time and space are just a f------ party game. He can ZA WARUDO you and i dimension on your ass, or just keep time stopped permanently and laugh at you for being a goddamn statue. He can also revers time, speed it up, travel backwards or forwards, hell, one time some aliens tried to invade our universe, and he was just like nstead of a steamroller, drop a f------ LOL NO" and froze their entire universe in time permanently Which brings me to another thing: moving between dimension nd universes ain't s--- to him. You can't f------ hide from th guy. Now that's great and all, but can he bring the firepower? You bet your ass he can. Busting planets and stars is easy for him, and don't think galaxies and even universes are safe either, Decause he can call on the powers of the Vishanti to f--- that s--- up. So what about his mind? Can you go all Professor X on him and shut him down? No you f------ can't. Moondragon, one f the most powerful psychics in Marvel with the Mind Gem, which gives her the of all the minds in the universe got punked by Steve here in a mental battle. Now you re probably thinking "that's great and all, but I'm fast as hell, I'll just kick his ass befo re he can do any of that s---". HAHAHAHAHAHA, this guy has automatic shieds that will stop you dead in your tracks at the f------ speed of light and even if you get arou nd that, he ca So can I sneak poison into his food or something? Go ahead and try, your poison will end up in another dimension. Okay, so you can't kill him, but you can send him away to the farthest reaches of the multiverse, never to bother you again, right? Oops, look, he's back. Wand of Watoomb, bitch. Now let's say you somehow manage to disable his magic. No magic, no threat, right? That's what you'll be thinking until he cracks your skull open with his bare hands. That's right, he's the master of both mystic and martia l arts. H moves at about a bazillion times the speed of light. So then you go "f--- this, I cont trol reality and s---, I'll just erase him from existence" Oh no you don't. He can call upon and merge with Eternity himself, the abstract embodiment of All There Is, and then you'll be the one getting erased. Hell, he used this little trick to defeat Death itself. And if you do somehow have more power than him, guess what? He'll f------ steal that s--- and leave you powerless. He's even done it to a guy whose power was literally "I'm always stronger than you are." If you still think you can beat him, let me remind you that he has over 7000 years of experience, invented n fight as a spirit without his body, and then just remake his body later. e fought Mantis to a standstill, the same chick who tagged The Runner, who n forms of magic, routinely beats down gods and cosmic beings, and keeps an entire universe in a f------ closet in his house (which is also in another dimens on, BTW). Merlin, eat your f------ heart out.

Image #411,393

JUST LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BITCH THIS IS GERMANY M------------ AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A F--- ABOUT YOUR FANCY FONTS LOOK AT THOSE GLASSES THIS BITCH READS F------ GOETHE LIKE IT AIN'T NO THING. HE'S A GODDAMNED TACTICAL GENIUS AND HIS U-BOAT IS COMING RIGHT UP YOUR ASS WHAT THE FUCIK ARE YOU GONNA DO. YOU'D BEST APPEASE HIM HE'S GONNA ANNEX YOUR F------ FACE. He's also f------ your brother every goddamn night no matter what the f--- you do. Don't try your stupid moustache trick this bitch is a genius and he's gonna make you feel like the worthless s--- you are HE USED TO BE 300 STATES JESUS CHRIST YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT THAT HIGH. YOUR TORTURE AIN'T S--- TO HIM THIS BITCH LIVES WITH M------------ PRUSSIA. HE HAS SEX WITH ITALY TWELVE TIMES A DAY AND HIS ASS IS LIKE AN ARMORED F------ TANK OH MY GOD.

Image #407,644

Do you see this? Do you know what this is? This is a Zubat. It's mission in nature is to f--- s--- up where ever it goes. It does not pollinate things. It does not make honey It is not a Beedrill. It is a m------------ Zubat. You cannot battle the Iubat. The ubat is never alone. It is always accompanied by other, even more violent and aggressive Zubat; all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more. When you see a Zubat, do you know what you do? You stand the f--- still. You chill the f--- out and hope the Zubat doesn't put you on its list of s--- it wants to f--- up today. You stand right the f--- there and wait for the zubat to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the f--- home.

Image #404,581

AGE OF MYTHOLOGY IS F------ AWESOME YOU WANT A DWARF? THERE'S YOUR F------ DWARF. YOU WANT SOME BETTER GRAPHICS? F--- YOU DWARVES CAN DO LOTS OF STUFF LIKE SKEEPANNING. CAN YOU SKEEPAN? F--- NO PLAY AGE OF MYTHOLOGY

Image #377,933

QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD? Arceus? WRONG IT'S M------------ MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS it's so weak and useless "it's just a stupid little fish" why is it so ugly and dumb GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT 71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER 90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP -100% OF MAGIKARP'S BODY IS PURE PAIN NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how f----- you are, 20 base HP 10 base attack 8base speed. If it's raining, then its speed DOUBLES SWEET GANDHI'S T---, THAT'S TERRIFYING time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use. Well, guess what? We're just getting warmed up. It's

Ha!

Princess Celestia is better than you. You aren't good enough to look her in the eye. You better get down on your knees and give her respect, or you'll be on your knees praying two seconds before you're on your knees dying. CELESTIA You think you're bad? Princess Celestia will f------ erase you. Princess Celestia is full-on hardcore death metal State of the badass art. How much Can you lift? Could you lift the entire planet earth? How about something 330,000 times heaVier than the planet earth, something whose mass takes up 99.86% of the entire f------ solar system? How about the m------------ SUN? Hot enough to melt TIME? Yeah, how about you pick that up and drag it all the way aCross the sky every morning and night, smiling like it ain't no thing? That's right, f--- you. Now get out your pencils and markers, you little s----Stain, and color this goddess in. And if you Color me pink, I'll send you to the f------ moon. my LiTTLE ON

Image #367,069

Look at this guy. Not only is hea f------ force of nature, but he's KAWAII ASALL F------ HELL, TOO. NEVER BEFORE HAVE YOU BEEN BEATEN TO SUCHA BLOODY You see this? M------------ REUNIOLUS. F---. UP PULP BY SOMETHING SO GOD DAMNCUTE. I know what you're thinking. LOOKAT THAT GUY,HES SO CUTEANDADORABLE WHAT THE F--- CAN HE DO TO MEP Well yerre in for the ride of your lie S------ ur ass, ug4u First off, this m------------ c--- puncher's got 125 BASE SPECIALATTACK And that's nothing to laugh at. Second of all, he's packing 110 BASE HP and 85 base Special Defense, that's not anything you're going to pick off in 1turn with ANY move, so don't even think about trying, YOU WEAKASS P---- . Combined with 75 base Defense And justwhen you think your ass isn't COMPLETLY fried, this f----- has enough stamina to pull out a god damn This dude's got 30 base Speed. So you know what happens when he uses Trick Room? It means ORE F----- HE'LL BE GOING FAST ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR ASS, GO SORRY ASS AGAIN BEFORE THE TURN IS EVEN OVER. AND DONTTHINK YOUR SPECIAL WALLS ARE SAFE EITHER, F----- nth BANG YOUR MOTHER, THEN COME BACKAND KICK YOUR As if he wasn't enough of a beast already, Reuniclus has this move called PSYCHO SHOCK The damage done by it is calculated by the user's Special Attack stat, but is treated as a PHYSICALATTACK IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE GONNA GET R---- A See this? Good take it in,because it's the last thing you'll see before TORN A NEW M------------ A------. And best of all,this f------ R--- TRAIN has access to the ability MAGIC GUARD What's that? Entry hazards? Weather conditions? When Reuniclus has this ability, he's not even gonna give ONE F--- about anything except direct itfor your f----- ass, his dream world ability is attacks,which he'll just SOAK UP LIKE A SPONGEANYWAYREGENERATION. Reuniclus will restore BECAUSE HE'S M------------ REUNICLUS. And if being immune to indirect damage doesn't do ONE THIRD OF HIS MAX HP Which is already as high as a hipple on an airplane, Ishould remind youl IFYOU AREN'T S------- YOUR EVERY TIME HESWITCHES OUT. PANTS IN AMAZEMENT AT THIS soTWem you hiowlwl COLD-BLOODED MURDERER, YOU out and RESTORES HIMSEL MUST HAVE A M------------ conquered Mount Rapemore, he switches MENTAL PROBLEM Hell, Reuniclus is probably who CAUSED IT, with his F----AWESOME psychic powers and UNSTOPPABLE GIRTH TA TA, M------------

Express your love for Pinkie Pie in LESS than 100 words.

WELL IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE F------ MENTALLY DISABLED BECAUSE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS woULD HAVE BROKE INTO A FIT OF VIOLENT ORGASMS THE SECOND THEY SAW THIS GODESS QF A PONY. PINKIE M------------ PIE IS A F------ BRO.YOU TALENT IS? NOT MAGIC OR CARING FOR ANIMALS OR APPLE PICKING ANY OTHER B-------. F------ PARTIES. PINKIE PIES TALENT IS F------ PARTIES. PINKIE PIE IS THE ENTIRE MOVIE ANIMAL HOUSE PAINTED PINK AND GIVEN HELIUM. WHEN YOU LOOK AT M------------ IN THE MANE CAST YOU DON'T AUTOMATICALLY THINK "H-------- IT'S THAT F------ PARTYING M-----------, WHAT A FUN F------ CHICK", PINKIE PIE IS THE BEE'S KNEES. NO, F--- THAT, SHE'S THE BEE S WHOLE F------ LEG WHAT HER SPECIAL

You will have trouble sleeping.

HOLD ON TO YOURANUS COs YOUR ABOUT TO HAVE YOUR BRAIN TURNED INTO S---! THATS RIGHT F-----, WHILE YOUR TUCKED UP IN BED DREAMING OF MY LITTLE PONY YOU WERN'T EXPECTING A F------ BANANA DIPPED CHOCOLATE ELEPHANT TO STROLL IN AND EAT YOUR F------ DREAMS WELL TOO BAD BITCH ‘COS ITS TOO LATE, THIS CRAZY ASS N----- IS ALL READY CHOWING DOWN AND SUCKING UP ALL YOUR LIFE I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING: WHAT WAS THAT, YOU DIDN'T GET A 1 HIT KO, WELL YOUR S--- OUT OF LUCK COs YOUR ALAKAZAM IS A F------ P---- WHO LOVES TO GIVE IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT. DROWZEE TAKES YOUR PUNY DAMAGE AND LAUGHS! YOU BETTER BE ON SPEED BOY ‘COS IF YOU NOD OFF YOUR F------ DEAD AND WERE BACK UP TO FULL POWER! S---! WE CAN WAIT WE AREN'T LIMITED BY THE WEAKNESS OF NEEDING SLEEP!

Image #356,267

SWEET AND SOUR JESUS What in the name of Xerxes left testicle is that? This little cockslapper's a Donut What does this sprinkly little rainbow c--- ass pink m----------- do exactly? You eat the little bitch, just like you'd eat an infant's crotch f--- It's got icing, PINK ICING, that's like god's ejaculant mixed with f------ strawberrys picked fresh from f------ Alaska. Cops eat these slimy rings of sex, these are like the ultimate roleplay s--- you're a f------ cop when you eat these. You can stick your puny ape d--- in the hole and c-- all over it, that's like free icing. Who the f--- doesn't want home-made icing. I certainly There's probably a couple of tons of sugar in there, these bitches are like energy drinks on steroids on steroids, hell, you could even deal these badass m------------ and get some black friends I'd eat this c--- for goddamn breakfast, lunch and dinner. F--- that, I'd grind them up and inject these f------ into my eyes." - Gordon F------ Ramsey ORDER THESE BITCHES NOW AND GET INSTANTLY LAID WIPE THAT CRUMBLY ICING GOODNESS ON YOUR D--- FOR MORE FORNICATIONAL PROFIT

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