He’s what now

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The plan? We name your landscaping company after a fancy hotel to trick the President of the United States into holding a press conference outside of your business.

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BREAKING: Jason Derulo falls down stairs at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia

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For your Zoom call this week.

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Oh my fucking god it’s real. The Trump team booked the wrong “four seasons” and now it all ends in a landscaping firm parking lot. Unbelievable. It should be illegal to be this happy

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I hadn’t seen Four Seasons Total Landscaping before. Upside: There’s a fire extinguisher.

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Philly's hottest club is Four Seasons Total Landscaping. They've got everything: a crematorium, a dildo store, Rudy Giuliani

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what if we kissed at Four seasons

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so uhhh I made a Four Seasons Total Landscaping shirt

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I am several celebratory mimosas in and made myself the Four Seasons Total Landscaping shirt I desperately wanted in my life. If you want it too, I'm tossing all profits to the Georgia runoffs. https://shopclass.threadless.com/designs/four-seasons-total-l

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