Memes
Categories
Trending
News
Images
Trending Images
Videos
Trending Videos
Editorials
Meme Insider
Newsletter
Policies and Guidelines
Login

Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta - Image Gallery Page 2

Newest
Oldest
Comments
Favorites
High Score
Low Score
Views

All
Trending

Moar:

"I spent far too long making this"

MAITO Eggmen Ive gotta make an announcement: Shadow The Hedgehog's A Bitchass M-----------, He P----- on my f------ wifel

vandal savage has an announcement

I've come to make an announcement: bruce wayne a bitch- ass m-----------, he p----- on my f------ wife! That's right, he took his bat-f-----' quilly d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife, and he said his bat d--- was "this big," and said "that's disgusting," so l'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: bruce wayne, you've got a small d---, It's the size of the Atom except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He f----- my wife, so guess what, I'm f--- the Earth! That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER SOLAR FLARE LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss gonna on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher!! I'm pissing ON THE SUN!! How do you like that, Luther?! I P----- ON THE SUN, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the solar flare piss drrrrroplllets hit the f------ Earth! Now get outta my f------ sight, before I solar flare piss on you too!

Crusader Kings version

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT [Meme] I've come to make an announcement; Pope Nicolaus is a bitch ass m-----------, he excommunicated my f------ character. Thats right, he took his Pope pointy hat out and he excommunicated my f------ character, and he said his moral authority was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Pope Nicolaus, you've got a small demesne, it's the size of this island except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my authority looks like: *appoints antipope* THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL VIRTUES, NO SINS, NO VICES. Look at that, he looks like the perfect Pope. He excommunicated my character so guess what? I'm gonna conquer the Papacy. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY DECLARATION OF WAR! Except I'm not gonna conquer the Papacy. I'm gonna go higher. I'M CONQUERING GERMANIA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BYZANTIUM? I FORMED THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE LEVIES HIT YOUR F------ BORDERS, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I CONQUER YOU тоо.

Scout has an announcement

11/26/19(Tue)18:36:54 No.486787238 Anonymous Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly, and brother, Gordon Freeman is a bitchass m-----------. He put my game on hold. That's right. He pulled his fancy ass VR headset out and put TF2 on hold, and he said his crowbar is THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Gordon Freeman, you've got a freakin puny ass dong. It's the size of this FLAIR! pin except waaaayy smaller. And guess what? He's what my dong looks like. That's right, sweetlips. All bats, no physguns, no barnacles. Look at that. It looks like 2 baseballs 695 KB PNG and a Atomizer. He put my game on hold, so I'm going to put the resistance on hold. That's right sweet cakes. MY SUPER BONK PISS! Except I'm not going to piss on the resistance. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON VALVE HQ! How do you like that, GABEN?! I P----- ON VALVE HQ, IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the game's code holding computer. Now get out of the park before I piss on you too!

I POOTIS'D ON THE MOON, LITTLE MAN

Receiving the Transmission

SPOILER

Click to view

I've come to make an announcement...

Anonymous 09/02/19(Mon)19:20:10 No.109759103 "I've come to make an announcement! STEVEN UNIVERSE IS A BITCH-ASS CLOD whose Mom LEFT ME ALONE IN SPACE! She transformed into a dummy thicc milf and betrayed the Diamonds and f----- Greg Universe because Greg's murdercock was T H IS BIG and I was like "That w----!"M So I'm making my callout in person! STEVEN UNIVERSE, YOUR MOM'S A HO, YOUR DAD'S HOMELESS, AND THIS IS WHAT MY MURDERCOCK LOOKS LIKE! That's right, baby! NO pubes, NO foreskin, ALL gem, look at it, IT'S LIKE F------ SHANE COMPANY! Your mom f----- me over so guess what?! I'm gonna F--- THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER GEM PISS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DEWEY?! I P----- ON BEACH CITY, YOU IDIOT! You have 40 hours before the piss stream kills the planet! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY BEST FRIEND BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!"

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT...

Jigsaw Comes to Make an Announcement

T have come to make an announcement. Dr. Lawrence Gordon's a bitchass muthafucka! He p----- on my f-----' traps! That's right. He took his F----- cop-n-robbin' d--- out and p----- on my f-----' traps, and he said that his d--- was THIS BIG and I was like THAT'S DISGUSTING.

THAT'S RIGHT, BABY

Rebotniks Rles! CLIP'EM- POST 'EM- OBEY EM! NO POINTS NOQUILLS NO PILLOWS I.R NO POSTING MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM END

Top Image Galleries

Wifejakcover

Wifejak

Queen_never_cry_cover

Queen Never Cry

Cgi

Movies Without CGI

Socialcontractukthumb

The Social Contract

Chill-guy

My New Character / Chill Guy

Gdao2paxiaa5aq3

Akakichi no Eleven Redraws

Trolleyproblemmeme

The Trolley Problem

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes

© 2007-2024 Literally Media Ltd. | Privacy