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I've come to make an announcement: bruce wayne a bitch- ass m-----------, he p----- on my f------ wife! That's right, he took his bat-f-----' quilly d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife, and he said his bat d--- was "this big," and said "that's disgusting," so l'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: bruce wayne, you've got a small d---, It's the size of the Atom except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He f----- my wife, so guess what, I'm f--- the Earth! That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER SOLAR FLARE LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss gonna on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher!! I'm pissing ON THE SUN!! How do you like that, Luther?! I P----- ON THE SUN, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the solar flare piss drrrrroplllets hit the f------ Earth! Now get outta my f------ sight, before I solar flare piss on you too!

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vandal savage, batman, lex luther, eggman pisses on the moon, the atom, justice league war

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