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Dr. Doofenshmirtz' "If I Had A Nickel" refers to a line of dialogue by Heinz Doofenshmirtz in the 2011 movie Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. The scene gained popularity both as a quote and as a template, used to refer to improbable events that nonetheless happened two times in recorded history.

Origin

The phrase "If I had a nickel for every time [X happened], I'd be rich" is used when something happens frequently.^[1] An early literary use of this phrase is Mark Twain,^[2] who wrote "If I had a dollar for every person killed per year in India [by snake-bite], I would rather have it than any other property" in his 1809 book Following the Equator.

In Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension the comedic antagonist Dr. Doofenshmirtz is double-crossed by his evil clone, who uses his hand puppet to "doom" him. Dr Doofenshmirtz reacts to this by saying, "Wow! If I had a nickel for every time I was "doomed" by a puppet, I'd have two nickels-- which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?" This is part of a running gag in the series, where he reveals surreal anecdotes as a part of his tragic backstory.

This line was uploaded on Quickmeme^[3] as part of a reaction image as soon as August 9th, 2011, captioned on an unrelated screenshot of Dr. Doofenshmirtz. The first version of the template that uses the movie's screenshot was uploaded on Imgur on April 24th, 2019.^[4]

Spread

The line began appearing more regularly in image macros across 2019 and 2020. While the quote is a famous one among the Phineas and Ferb fandom, it stuck particularly well with the Reddit community, and especially in subreddits such as r/Doofenshmirtz, r/History and r/ShitPostCrusaders, the two latter having a history of pointing out odd events.

Apart from the template edits, many threads are named after a variation on this line.^[5] Among the most popular pictures of the website, an edit on r/ShitPostCrusaders posted on March 2nd, 2020^[6] accumulated a score of 11,300 points (99% upvotes) and 76 comments, and a fan art on r/DnD posted on September 20th, 2020^[7] reached a score of 17,900 points (97%) and more than 150 comments in eight days.

On IFunny, two such pictures gained a lot of popularity. The first one is made of captioned screenshots of Final Fantasy 7, uploaded March 29th, 2018,^[8] gaining more than 65,300 upvotes and more than 1,200 comments; a previous publication of this set on r/gaming on July 17th, 2017^[9] has reached a total of 24,600 points (87% upvoted) and 934 comments.

The second one, uploaded on August 28th, 2020^[10], is a screencap of a P*rnhub comment talking about French kings; it accumulated more than 60,800 upvotes and more than 450 comments.

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