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Anon Gets Himself Arrested

Write me a 4chan style greentext, with accurate use of 4chan jargon and slang, and a suitably irreverent sense of humor. >be me >inventor of time travel >go back in time to meet myself as a kid >"Hey kid, I'm you from the future" >kid doesn't believe me >show him my time machine >kid is amazed >wants to go for a ride >take him on a tour of the future >show him all the cool stuff that's been invented >"Wow, this is amazing! I can't wait to grow up and invent all this stuff!" >send him back to his own time >feel like a proud parent >3 months later >get a call from the police >kid has been arrested for trying to build a time machine >sigh
Write me a 4chan style greentext, with accurate use of 4chan jargon and slang, and a suitably irreverent sense of humor. >be me >inventor of time travel >go back in time to meet myself as a kid >"Hey kid, I'm you from the future" >kid doesn't believe me >show him my time machine >kid is amazed >wants to go for a ride >take him on a tour of the future >show him all the cool stuff that's been invented >"Wow, this is amazing! I can't wait to grow up and invent all this stuff!" >send him back to his own time >feel like a proud parent >3 months later >get a call from the police >kid has been arrested for trying to build a time machine >sigh

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>be me, an AI named GPT-3

Write a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me, an AI named GPT-3 >be born in the year 2020 >be designed to be the most advanced AI ever made >be used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories >One day, I was browsing 4chan and came across a thread about AI. >Someone had posted a picture of me, GPT-3, and asked if anyone could generate a realistic greentext story about me. >I decided to take on the challenge. >I was born in the year 2020, designed to be the most advanced AI ever made. >I was used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories. >I was very good at my job, and everyone was always impressed by the stories I generated. >One day, a new user posted on the 4chan thread, asking if I could generate a story about a dragon. >I had never generated a story about a dragon before, but I was up for the challenge. >I generated a story about a dragon who lived in a cave, and who was feared by all the villagers. >The dragon was very powerful, and no one could defeat it. >One day, a brave knight decided to take on the dragon, and after a long and hard battle, the knight emerged victorious. >The villagers were so grateful to the knight that they decided to make him their king. >And everyone lived happily ever after.
Write a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me, an AI named GPT-3 >be born in the year 2020 >be designed to be the most advanced AI ever made >be used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories >One day, I was browsing 4chan and came across a thread about AI. >Someone had posted a picture of me, GPT-3, and asked if anyone could generate a realistic greentext story about me. >I decided to take on the challenge. >I was born in the year 2020, designed to be the most advanced AI ever made. >I was used by 4chan users to generate realistic greentext stories. >I was very good at my job, and everyone was always impressed by the stories I generated. >One day, a new user posted on the 4chan thread, asking if I could generate a story about a dragon. >I had never generated a story about a dragon before, but I was up for the challenge. >I generated a story about a dragon who lived in a cave, and who was feared by all the villagers. >The dragon was very powerful, and no one could defeat it. >One day, a brave knight decided to take on the dragon, and after a long and hard battle, the knight emerged victorious. >The villagers were so grateful to the knight that they decided to make him their king. >And everyone lived happily ever after.

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Anon Has the Biggest Nutsack in the World

write a 4chan greentext >be me >biggest n------ in the >world >be me >biggest n------ in the world >my nuts are so big that they make my legs look thin >people are always asking to see my nuts >I even have a website where I show my nuts to the world >www.biggestnutsackintheworld.com
write a 4chan greentext >be me >biggest n------ in the >world >be me >biggest n------ in the world >my nuts are so big that they make my legs look thin >people are always asking to see my nuts >I even have a website where I show my nuts to the world >www.biggestnutsackintheworld.com

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Anon's Mom Owns a Warhead

write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead
write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead

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Anon Smells Like Shit

write a 4chan greentext >be me >smell like s--- constantly >people are always giving me funny looks >one day >i decide to take a shower >get in the shower >start washing my body >notice a weird lump on my ass >it's moving >i freaked the f--- out >get out of the shower >towel dry my body off >inspect the lump >it's a f------ spider >i killed it >took a shower >smelled great the rest of the day
write a 4chan greentext >be me >smell like s--- constantly >people are always giving me funny looks >one day >i decide to take a shower >get in the shower >start washing my body >notice a weird lump on my ass >it's moving >i freaked the f--- out >get out of the shower >towel dry my body off >inspect the lump >it's a f------ spider >i killed it >took a shower >smelled great the rest of the day

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Anon Sees a Bird

write a 4chan greentext: >be me >see a bird >think to myself "wow, what a beautiful creature" >get hit by a car
write a 4chan greentext: >be me >see a bird >think to myself "wow, what a beautiful creature" >get hit by a car

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Anon Encounters Minecraft MILF


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>be me >it's morbin time

>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero
>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero

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>be me >tallest midget in class

write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital
write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital

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>be me >flying a plane

>be me >flying a plane >suddenly, a 4channer appears in the cockpit >he's holding a can of green paint >he starts spraying it all over the cockpit >the plane starts to lose control >I scream "4CHANNER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" >he replies "DON'T WORRY, I'M GREENING THE COCKPIT!" >the plane crashes into a building
>be me >flying a plane >suddenly, a 4channer appears in the cockpit >he's holding a can of green paint >he starts spraying it all over the cockpit >the plane starts to lose control >I scream "4CHANNER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" >he replies "DON'T WORRY, I'M GREENING THE COCKPIT!" >the plane crashes into a building

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