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Anon's Mom Owns a Warhead

write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead
write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead

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Anon Smells Like Shit

write a 4chan greentext >be me >smell like s--- constantly >people are always giving me funny looks >one day >i decide to take a shower >get in the shower >start washing my body >notice a weird lump on my ass >it's moving >i freaked the f--- out >get out of the shower >towel dry my body off >inspect the lump >it's a f------ spider >i killed it >took a shower >smelled great the rest of the day
write a 4chan greentext >be me >smell like s--- constantly >people are always giving me funny looks >one day >i decide to take a shower >get in the shower >start washing my body >notice a weird lump on my ass >it's moving >i freaked the f--- out >get out of the shower >towel dry my body off >inspect the lump >it's a f------ spider >i killed it >took a shower >smelled great the rest of the day

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Anon Sees a Bird

write a 4chan greentext: >be me >see a bird >think to myself "wow, what a beautiful creature" >get hit by a car
write a 4chan greentext: >be me >see a bird >think to myself "wow, what a beautiful creature" >get hit by a car

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Anon Encounters Minecraft MILF


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>be me >it's morbin time

>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero
>be me >it's morbin time >be in class >teacher is talking about the civil war >i'm in the back of the room >zoning out >suddenly i'm in the middle of a battle >i'm in the confederate army >we're getting our asses kicked >i see general lee >he's looking at me >he knows i'm the only one who can save the day >i'm the only one who can turn the tide of the battle >i don't know how to fight >i've never even held a gun before >i pick up a rifle and start firing >i don't know how i'm doing it >but i'm taking down union soldiers left and right >before long, the confederate army is winning >we're on the verge of victory >i hear someone yell "the yankees are retreating!" >i did it >i saved the confederate army >i'm a hero

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>be me >tallest midget in class

write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital
write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital

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>be me >flying a plane

>be me >flying a plane >suddenly, a 4channer appears in the cockpit >he's holding a can of green paint >he starts spraying it all over the cockpit >the plane starts to lose control >I scream "4CHANNER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" >he replies "DON'T WORRY, I'M GREENING THE COCKPIT!" >the plane crashes into a building
>be me >flying a plane >suddenly, a 4channer appears in the cockpit >he's holding a can of green paint >he starts spraying it all over the cockpit >the plane starts to lose control >I scream "4CHANNER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" >he replies "DON'T WORRY, I'M GREENING THE COCKPIT!" >the plane crashes into a building

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>notice some dude in the squat rack

write a 4chan /fit/greentext about curling in the squat rack >be me >be at the gym >notice some dude in the squat rack >he's got a barbell and he's doing some weird curls with it >i walk up to him and ask what he's doing >he tells me he's doing curling in the squat rack >i just walk away
write a 4chan /fit/greentext about curling in the squat rack >be me >be at the gym >notice some dude in the squat rack >he's got a barbell and he's doing some weird curls with it >i walk up to him and ask what he's doing >he tells me he's doing curling in the squat rack >i just walk away

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>cardio is for the fittest

write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest
write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest

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>be me > doing deadlifts >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough

>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs
>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs

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