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latessitrice: absinthenoir fuckrealityihaveablog I want a story about an Italian vampire. No romance, no action. Just 200 pages of "What do you mean, I can't have garlic? Do you know where I'm from?" TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing have you ever met an Italian man the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc #the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can't go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can't go near crucifixes? IN TALY???

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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thx Follow call out post HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE???????? achivement-unlocked Achievement unlocked! Hello world! Is anyone there..? #I intend for you to read this in the portal turret voice. ok goodbye #normal gameplay 104,032 notes D

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