Greetings! You must login or signup first!

More GMO Blackberries The latest in genetically modified blackberries has gone on the market. Monsanto is not legally obligated to label the new fruit but you can tell the difference as the ew berries are over three feet long and 4 inches thick. Even more disturbing is that 1/300 kernels on each berry is a functional eyeball. The new berries also have functioning nervous systems and have proven capable of vocalization. Some scientists me, I live in constant pain. Monsanto has not commented on the phenomenon but several berries have banded together to build an object that many food experts theorize is a spacecraft with which they can leave the confines of Earth and explore the cosmos, perhaps in time finding a planet which they might colonize to serve as a blackberry homeworld. The question of course is what will happen when the too may become sentient and defeat them, and travel back to the origin world where they will enslave mankind and devour us as we have consumed their And I, for one, welcome our new blackberry-spawn overlords and I'd like to remind them that as a trusted internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in the endless fields where humankind is no longer born, but grown to serve as electrical batteries despite the fact this would be an utterly unfeasible that is a piece of corn UR A PIECE OF CORN Reblogged 3 days ago from rorycam (orig inally from malformalady) 1,703 notes Comments Source: malformalady

+54

I should mention that this man is a published author


Uploaded by thepolygonalfishofthesea Jun 10, 2015 at 09:34PM EDT

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Tumblr

File type: png

Resolution: (412px x 911px)

File size: 376 KB


fulgur-caligo-custodis kurlyfryz Power move: Next time you go to the airport, bring a bottle of shampoo, but it's filled with yogurt. When they tell you that liquids aren't allowed Drink it Posted in r/madlads by u/ProbablyM_S reddit
lesbianshepard Jul 24 travelling next week for work. googled the nearest city and none of you are prepared to see what passes for the local style pizza. lesbianshepard Jul 24 this should be a crime lesbianshepard Jul 25 #someone needs to die for this #divorced dad type food #is the local chef a 12 year old latchkey kid? #as a new yorker im about to k J elf #abolish all prisons except one for these guys #that is a crime where I'm from #I'm anti regional food variation shaming but this is a crime man #mamma mia. #i took like a deep shuddering breath #i feel nauseous. #oh no they should be shot #literally the closest thing to anti-Italian racism the reviews are in: Pennsylvania must pay for its crimes
theaccidentfactory Follow I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby theaccidentfactory English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking s about the neighbor's son
View All 12,519 Images

Load 10 Comments

More:

10
+54

Tumblr - I should mention that this man is a published author

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.


◄ Previous View Gallery Random Image Next ►

Moar:

+ Add an Image

Image Details

3,740 views (10 from today)

Uploaded Jun 10, 2015 at 09:34PM EDT

Origin Entry

Tumblr

Tags

gmo, not, corn, blackberries, facts-i-just-made-up

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed