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Tennessee's adopted son. Machete vs katana. 05/24/15(Sun)17:34:49 No.25923980 so my room mates friend is a sad lonely f--- and into What he calls the "Warrior class of the great samurai." He bought a 9 KB JPG hand forged folded high carbon steel katana. 1500 dollars. I go camping once a month. I have a barong machete i got from cold steel. He bragging about his sword when my room mate asks to see my machete. Okay. give it to him. "I bet this beat up machete is more useful then that 1500 dollar paper weight. " He got p----- "Muh Japanese culture" He's white by the way. We go out back. I keep my machete knife sharp. He's bragging how its hand sharpened by a master sword smith. We start killing the Bamboo growing out back. Im slicing throw it like a normal person he's taking a swords stance but his swords not cutting.... .IVe cut 14 or so think stocks down he's not cutting s---. He gets frustrated and slashes out hitting the fence. The sword f------ snaps at the hilt. His face was priceless. "Well i guess the last samurai has fallen my room says with a laugh. I feel bad offer to help him send it back for repairs. Kids destroyed. They refused to replace his sword. so Machete wins i guess. pic related my machete

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Machete vs. katana


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1000 year old Katana from Tokyo national museum
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