Notes:

Batman at least inherited all the money. Samus didn't even had a breathable atmosphere – her DNA's played like a fiddle since a kid just to survive her new home, and even if you played just one Metroid game past Super Metroid, you know how ayyliens like to try things on the poor girl. What's her current status, a chozo-metroid phazon self-generator cyborg with a few strands of human thrown in to hold things together?

When I remembered viewing this before, I thought Ridley wanted to keep Samus but couldn't because he would look "less tough" to his subjects. Either I recalled it wrong or I had read a bogus scan. It was goddamn 2005.

Nope. Ridley just want to watch the world burn, hyperbeam s--- and eat people. Yet even he agrees that little Samus is adorb as f---.

Apparently, Samus remember things a little more metal when she's triggered.