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Hi. Cia here Well, this is my last letter, it has all had to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against Hyrulians, against all of you. For the eons of my life, ever since I hit adulthood, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Link gave their affection, and sex and love to other women but never to me I'm eons old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a guy. It has been very torturous. Adulthood is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair You Link have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you aren't attracted to me, but I will punish everyone for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect gal and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious women instead of me, the supreme lady I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution l'm going to enter the Link's house in his village. And I will slaughter every spoiled, stuck-up, blond plays I see inside there, including Link. All those incarnations of Link I've desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them while they throw themselves at these obnoxious sluts. I'll take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true alpha female. Yes. After I've annihilated every single guy and girl in Link's hometown, I will take to the enture Hyrule and slay every single hyrulian I see there. Even if it means using my guy-pal Volga All those popular kids who live such lives of hedonistic pleasures while I've had to rot in loneliness for all these years. They've all looked down upon me every time I tried to go out and join them, they've all treated me like a mouse Well now I will be a god compared to you. You will all be animals. You are animals and I will slaughter you like animals. And I will be a god. Exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it. You do deserve it. Just for the crime of living a better life than me. All you popular people, you've never accepted me, and now you will all pay for it. And Link, all I ever wanted was to love you, and to be loved by you. I've wanted a boyfriend, I've wanted sex, I've wanted love, affection, adoration. You think I'm unworthy of it. That's a crime that can never be forgiven. If I can't have you, Link, I will destroy you. You denied me a happy life, and in turn, I willI deny all of you life. It's only fair I hate all of you. Hyrulians are a disgusting, wretched, depraved race. If I had it in my power I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of skulls and rivers of blood. And rightfully so You deserve to be annihilated and l'll give that to you. You never showed me any mercy and so I will show you none You've forced me to suffer all my life and now I'll force you all suffer. I've waited a long time for this. I'll give you exactly what you deserve. All of you. All you Links who rejected me and looked down upon me and you know, treated me like scum while you gave yourselves to other women. And all of you women, for living a better life than me, all of you sexually active women, especially Zelda, I hate you. I hate all of you. I can't wait to give you exactly what you deserve. Utter annihilation I am a virgin with rage!

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