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ES OF JESUS ER OH LORD, PLEASE T F------ IN MY NAME THATI ALWAYS WILL LOVE THEM WITH THAT GREAT GRATITUDE OF YOURS THE F--- DO YOU WANT FROM ME WOMAN? JUST JUMP OFF AND LEAVE THE HEAVENS ME ALONE SICNE THAT DAYIBECAME BAPTISED IN RIVER JOR AND SAW A GROUP OF NUDIST PLAYING SOME BIZARRE GAME UNDERWATER WITH THEIR GENTIALS, STARTED TO DOUBT YOU OHLORD AND DOUBT EVEN MYSELF THE ONEFIRST DAYOF MY RESURRECTION A LITTLE CHILD HAS CAME AND TOLD ME: FATHER, IVE BROUGHAYOUNG SHEEP FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME THAT EVERYTHING IS BLESSEDINTHIS WORLD SINCE THEY BORN I TOLD HIM: INDEED SON AND WELL USE THIS BLESSING AS SACRAFICE THEN WE'LL EAT IT AS A FEAST FOR THE GLORY OF THE MIGHTY LORD IN HEAVENS LOTS OF HOES CAME TO ME AFTER MY RESURRECTION TO ASK ME HOW CAN I KEEP MY GOOD L0OKING AFTER A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE" ITOLD THEM: IT S CONGENITAL, THE LORD GAVE ME SUCH FABNESS TO LIVE WITH IN MY 32 YEARS THAT IS GIVEN TO ME ON THE SECOND DAY A BLACK KNGHT HAS CAME AND TOLD ME FATHER T'MYOUR SON ITOLD HIM: EVERYONE IS MY SON KEEP LOOKING THAT STILL WON CHANGE THE FACT THATAN OLDGEEZER IS MOLESTING MYCLOTHES AND THEN TOLD THEM LOOK AT ALL THE F---- LGIVE THEYRE JUST-COMING FROM THESKIES ON THE THIRD DAY I WAS SO F------ HIGH THAT WHEN REACHED THETOP OEMOUNT OF OLIVESUSTARTED TO SEESMOKE AROUND ME ANDANGELS CAME FROM THE SKIES TO BRING ME HOME TO THE LORD DUE I LOST CONSCIOUSNESS I'M MISSING MY CROWN OF THORNS SO MUCH I WONDERIF THESE THORNS WILLBE GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE AN ANOTHER FOR THE DAY OF MY RESSURECTION PRESS THAT HOLY LIKE OVER THERE AND THE LORD MAY'LL BLESS YOU BRUH

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Made it for Easter, got 20 likes on MC. Hope you gonna like it.


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