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Youmccoy-being-angry-at-things being-anary-at-thi adne smiley 18962 I've begun silently fighting back against jerks on the subway who sit as spread out as possible. Basically I match your stance This guy was sitting on the train with his knees splayed and his hands on the seat to either side of him. So I slowly backed up into the seat next to him forcing him to either move his hand or have me sit on it. Then I spread my knees equally wide and stuck my elbows out just as far It's amazing how uncomfortable this makes mern Eventually he closed his knees more (so I closed mine.) The ladies across from me noticed this silent warfare and were slightly confused. When he finally got off the train and I sat like a "lady" they realized what I did and grinned at me Yep. This is my new thing to do on the subway ur a little rebel i like u pssst hey You know why most guys sit like that? It's a body language signal known as a "crotch display" and it's used to show dominance/confidence This is why guys get uncomfortable when women do this, and also why women are told to sit "like a lady" - basically, without the crotch display. When women do it, they're telling all the dudes that they're either stronger or on equal standing with them So l say right on, ladies! Go for it. NO NO NO WE DO NOT SIT WITH OUT LEGS SPREAD BECAUSE WE WANT TO SEXUALLY DOMINATE THE SCENE OR WHATEVER BULLCRAP YOU WANT TO COME UP WITH WE SIT LIKE THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE TESTICLES IN THE MIDDLE THAT ARE F------ SENSITIVE TO HEAT AND PRESSURE, MAKING IT MORE COMFORTABLE TO SPREAD OUR LEGS WE CLOSE OURS WHEN YOU 'IMITATE' US BECAUSE WE REALISE YOU WANT MORE SPACE AND SO WE BE POLITE AND GIVE IT TO YOU WE SIT LIKE THIS ANYWHERE HOW ARE WE OPRESSING YOU WHEN WE SIT LIKE THIS ON OUR OWN IN PRIVATE? JESUS F--- NOT EVERYTHING IS THE GODDAMN PATRIARCHY 193,895 notes

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