Start a New Thread Catalog File: No-bark Noonan.ipg (132 KB, 800x571) PC Stories Thread 07/26/14(Sat)11:13:37 No.254898830 >be NPC in Primm >see some guy come into town >heard of this f----- on the radio, called the Mailman or some stupid s--- always jogging, never just walks, always in perfect synchronous, arms come up and down the exact same amount every time >must be a cardiofag >has some floating metallic eyeball following him that never adjusts altitude >see him jog up into the Dinosaur statue in our town comes out a little later >goes to the front desk of the local hotel >comes out with the manager following him a little while later, sweet lady takes her to the front of the statue they stand there for a minute as he takes off his backpack rifles, pistols, food, and dynamite start flying out the moment he unbuckles it, how did he keep all that s--- in there >finds what he was looking for apparently, puts on a red beret Sall the s--- that was in his backpack rematerializes back into it, this is where s--- gets weird the hotel manager's head is a f------ paste a couple of seconds later >w--.jpg >Mailman strips her down to her underwear, stuffs her brain stained clothes in his backpack >jogs back to the statue, goes inside >comes back out a little later with the sniper that guards our town following him I still don't understand what the f--- is going on he sees me starts jogging toward me >oh Jesus right before he reaches me he jumps six feet in the air and freezes like he's about to judo kick me, the forces of gravity are on his side starts talking to me completely losing my spaghetti by this point >start acting retarded, act like I was stung by a radscorpion in the brain (first thing I thought of, maybe if he thinks I'm an idiot he won't hurt me) >"I have some more questions" he says >o-okay "goodbye" >tell him to watch out for communists >he returns to earth and jogs away I need to get out of this f------ desert.

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Start a New Thread Catalog File: No-bark Noonan.ipg (132 KB, 800x571) PC Stories Thread 07/26/14(Sat)11:13:37 No.254898830 >be NPC in Primm >see some guy come into town >heard of this f----- on the radio, called the Mailman or some stupid s--- always jogging, never just walks, always in perfect synchronous, arms come up and down the exact same amount every time >must be a cardiofag >has some floating metallic eyeball following him that never adjusts altitude >see him jog up into the Dinosaur statue in our town comes out a little later >goes to the front desk of the local hotel >comes out with the manager following him a little while later, sweet lady takes her to the front of the statue they stand there for a minute as he takes off his backpack rifles, pistols, food, and dynamite start flying out the moment he unbuckles it, how did he keep all that s--- in there >finds what he was looking for apparently, puts on a red beret Sall the s--- that was in his backpack rematerializes back into it, this is where s--- gets weird the hotel manager's head is a f------ paste a couple of seconds later >w--.jpg >Mailman strips her down to her underwear, stuffs her brain stained clothes in his backpack >jogs back to the statue, goes inside >comes back out a little later with the sniper that guards our town following him I still don't understand what the f--- is going on he sees me starts jogging toward me >oh Jesus right before he reaches me he jumps six feet in the air and freezes like he's about to judo kick me, the forces of gravity are on his side starts talking to me completely losing my spaghetti by this point >start acting retarded, act like I was stung by a radscorpion in the brain (first thing I thought of, maybe if he thinks I'm an idiot he won't hurt me) >"I have some more questions" he says >o-okay "goodbye" >tell him to watch out for communists >he returns to earth and jogs away I need to get out of this f------ desert.

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