It's Captain Crunch! Captain Crunch is in the arena! He doesn't give a s--- if you think his cereal is way too sugary. He's going to come down, he's gonna drop kick the f--- out of your grandmother. It's Captain Crunch, ladies and gentlemen!

Notes:

If I have to make a title, might as well make it somewhat creative.

Also yeah, I forgot to add a special detail stating that second Stat values are from Mega Sharpedo. I thought people wouldn't be confused by that.

I honestly didn't think it would allow this image to have such a long title. Good to know.

yay I learned how to textile.