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thsi is the best day of my life Ma Anonymous said: That post with you wearing that is disgusting. Unless you are foodkin, you have NO business wearing or making a mockery of food! You should seriously be ashamed of yourself and you should REALLY consider deleting that TRASH post!

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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