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File 1205724642 ig-(34 KB, 300x300, Gardevoir pg 目Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:30 No.12261249 "Congratulations! Your KnuA has evolved tto a GARDEVOIR(# "Wow" Ecclaimed Chaud, w de eyed at bus new pokemon He had no idea # was close to evol ug but here pretter too. It almost looked haman was, It got alot taller, and So you're a Gardevoir, huh? Hmm... He walked around his pokemon, pacing a circle as he ezamined her closely. Tbet you're really strong and your move pool's probably impressive too He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her Does my new form please you, Master?" .. Chaud jumped, then looked around quickly What ? Who sad that, who's there? It's me, Master. Your pokemon. Chaud blinked, turning back to look at his Gardevor-That was you?" She smiled and shed her head slightly Yes, Master. I can speak to you telepathucally now' Gardevoar said wordlessly. Wow.. telepathy Now that's impressivel You're a great pokemoa Gardevour blushed and looked away. Thank you, Master "No problem I give compliments when compliment's due Chaud winked, causing Gardevoir to blush even more. Chaud didn't seem to notice though "Wel, we're almost to the nedt town What do you say you get in the pokeball and I take you over to the pokemon center for somme much-deserved healing? Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:32 No 12261317 » Gardevoir nodded, lacing her hands behind her back Alright! Chaud smiled, puling out his pokeball and popping it open, allowing Gardevoir to return within He minumized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town Feeling more drained than usual, Chaud decided to spend the night at that town He wasn't exactly wel-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was sub par at best Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found has room He sighed out in rebef at the sight of the bed Dingy it was, but cushion is custion Chaad threw his backpack onto a chair and immeciately removed has shrt Tossing that on the Boor, he started to unbuckle his beb He let his pants drop to the loor, leaving him in las boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didn't notice one of the pokeballs roll of his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open Gardevoir appeared in the motel room She yawned sdently, stretching, then tuned around Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23.34 No. 12261403 Oh myl Chaud jamped, wring around to find himself in his underwear in front of Gardewoir! Ahl W-what are you ··· ." She bhshed피tensely and tumed away, her hands over her face Oh man.... I'm so embarrassed....ths was... Imean, this wan't moment I didnt.... "Chaud chewed on has lower lp, too fustered to think of anything to say in this awkward Master.... I didn't know you felt that way. . Huh Chaud blinked , but her eyes they didn't look embarrassed why else would you sun mon me here? Now? In a motel Gardevoir looked back at hin over her shoulder She was s 1 blasba room. . you nearly nude... me just evolved into this form' Um You've been wating, haven't you? Wating until I evolved... She turned fully, moving toward hin She looked as if she glided when she moved So gracefiy, so femninely Her hand went to his chest, sliding over the warm skinuntil you could have me H-h-h-have y-y-you?r Chaud's face lt up tke a beacon He could feel has knees get shakey and has heart race. Was has pokemon actually... And did she really..... and why didn't he feel more disgusted by thas? Did he. . Did he want it al along after all? She smiled Yes. You can have me. She pressed her lips against has, throwing her arms around his neck and engaging hirn in a passionate, heated embrace. To be honest, she'd wanted him too. Ever suce she was a Ralts But # had been n possible until now. Now could all-fit' Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23.36 No. 12261469 Chaud was completely taken aback by al this His mind was reeing, but has body. it seemed to know exactiy what to do. His hands almost unconsciousty went to her haps, his ps beginning to kiss back, and a certain appendage began to stiffen "Mmm Your lipe feel so good, Master. And you're so warm I cannot wast untal we are one.. She spoke telepathecally as their kissing became fervent "Mmm..Then let's not wat anymorel" He exclaimed suddenly, sweeping Gardevoir off her feet quite suddenly, then tossing her onto the bed He crawled on after her, griing devlishly "You betchal" He kissed her again Master Master "Mm -yeah? He puled away Do you have....Protection? Chaud binked, then firrowed his brows. "Protection....? Ohl You mean condoms? She nodded Uh, no. But we don'tneed thosel I can't get you pregnant and we're both virgins, right "Right, but. It's Just ·She looked away, btng her lip But.. what?" He tited has head Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:39 No 12261564 All humans use condoms for this type of thing That's normal And we're doing this So. . Iwe used those, it'd be more.. normal, and less bke you're doing it with an animal ...Aw. Gardevoir. I don't think of you as an arimall "But still He pursed his lips, then smaled "Okay! I saw a machane downstairs! Let's gol" Gardevoir's expression brightened Thank you, Masterl After a quack dressing session, Chaud and Gardevoar humed downstairs to the first loor of the motel. There was a vending machine with various chips, drinks, and at the very bottom . "Condoms Only ten G Uh.... Oh uh. "He patted his pockets What? I don't have any change Oh.. Gardevoir looked down at the loor He stared at ber face for a moment, then nodded "Don't worry" Chaud knelh down in front of the machine and stuck has hand into the flap Masterl Are you sure you should be doing that? Just alittle bit And got 삐-Chaud pledte rubber out ofthe machme and straig tened "Now lets get back up "Don't worry, No one wil notice. Ntangg there and more > Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)2343 No. 12261719 File 1205725395 png-(451 KB, 500x621, CRIMINALSCUM pag) STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUMI Chaud and Gardevoir both jumped as a man clad in heary brown armor ran up to them, scowling NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCHI IVE CONFISCATED YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL Thsir I'm sory.. Really..It wont happen again."Chaud stuttered out, wide eyed "Let me just get my wall- THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOODI The guard drew out has sword "Master" Gardevoir moved m between "Don't worry. 1캡 pro,' The guard beheaded Gardevor with a single slash .GARDEVOIRI NOI YOU MONSTERI YOU KILLED HERI YOUHe never finished his sentence as the cold steel ran through his chest He gasped, and blood trickled out from his lips. The sword was pulled out, and Chaud collapsed Everything was going dark Everything was vanishing He saw Gardeviors' severed head on the other side of the room, and the armored man's feet as he nonchalantly sheathed has blade and walked away FIN

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