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I'M A WEIRD ELDERLY STRANGER SHOWING uP UNANNOUNCED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! DO YOU ACCEPT PLANTS AS PAYMENT FOR RENTING ROOMS IN YOUR CASTLE? UH, NO PLEASE LEAVE. DORKLY HA! GOT YOU A------! I'M ACTUALLY A YOUNG HOT WITCH! AND NOW I'M GONNA CURSE You! I HAVE LIKE 200 SERVANTS WHY AM I OPENING THE FRONT DOOR? ALSO THIS IS JUST REINFORCING MY DECISION TO NOT LET YOU STAY IN MY HOME NOW YOU ARE CURSED TO LIVE AS A HUGE, STRONG, MAJESTIC-LOOKING DOG-BEAR-MAN WITH AN INCREDIBLE SINGING VOICE WHO CAN CONTINUE LIVING IN THIS AWESOME HuGE CASTLE! OH SWEET DOR WHAT ABOUT MY SERVANTS? ALSO, THEY STILL HAVE TO SERVE YOU FOR SOME REASON OH, YOUR INNOCENT SERVANTS, WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG, WILL BE CURSED TO LIVE AS S----- RANDOM OBJECTS LIKE SILVERWARE AND CANDLES YOU TURNED THE F CKING DOG INTO AN OTTOMAN?! AND ALL OF THIS WILL BE PERMANENT UNLESS YOU FIND TRUE LOVE- WHICH IS AN OBJECTIVE LEVEL OF LOVE, APPARENTLY- BY AN ARBITRARILY SET POINT IN TIME OH GOD r DONT HAVE A D--- OR LATER I LOVE YOu, BEAST THIS IS NOT A JOKE. BELLE NEVER LEARNS THE BEAST'S NAME, EVEN THOUGH SHE SUPPOSEDLY LOVES HIM. SHE LITERALLY CALLS HIM BEAST AS SHE DECLARES HER LOVE TO HIM DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW MY NAME?! CHIP?! CHIPP!?! HEY, I ONLY HAVE ANY EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO YOU DUE TO STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, SO LAY OFF, DUDE

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If 'Beauty and the Beast' Were Honest


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