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Uploaded by DaveTache Jan 06, 2015 at 07:01PM EST
Origin Entry: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Uploaded by DaveTache Jan 06, 2015 at 07:01PM EST
Origin Entry: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
File type: png
Resolution: (1220px x 269px)
File size: 72.5 KB
![File: 10407212 1020499371951245.ipg (67 KB, 811x597) LUSTY AR 60MiAN O Anonymous 12/19/14(Fri)22:07:03 No.586374184 [Reply] H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery > a mother was having a tough time with a crying juggling groceries in a hand basket Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal >baby is crying harder now store a few minutes ago child is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" "HELL yeah. can you take my baby for just a second?" >"uhh... yeah, sure > put down my basket of steaks and vegetables (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying > all of my wat swait, now it's my time to shine like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV start singing in a deep, calm voice s the f------ Dragonborn theme of Skyrim > sing the whole damn song s the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe >"what the hell did you just d s it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" o" "wait- what? s repeat s"Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life. s "don't know many Nords, do you?" s hand sleeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening >pick > f--- yeah up my meat and veggies and walk away](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/883/768/3e9.png "My sides")
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