Balaziken | Pokémon | Know Your Meme

NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTIES SALLY S-------, BECAUSE IT'S BLAZIKEN UP IN THIS BITCH Ibet your d--- got hard just from looking at this veritable buffet of manliness, didn't it you f-----? Look at that m------------. Cool as f------ ice. You know the bitches are swooning over his c--- So Blaziken is Fire and Fighting. S--- n-----, that's some manly s--- right there. Are those flames on his f------ wrists? You bet your sweet t--- they are 120 Att 110 SpA S--- yeah Holy cockniggers, look at how f------ classy he is. That suit gets him everywhere in life. Follow this guy and you're f----- GOING places. Including that hot w----'s bedroom you j------- to every f------ night Did I mention he can jump 100 stories in one leap? Well he can. Know what that means? It means he'd kick your f------ skull in, jump to the top of the empire state building, and f--- some random secretary in the top floor. God damn, what a beast And look at how f------ slim he is. You couldn't even tell he's a muscular tower of brick s------- amazement. He weighs 114 pounds. THAT'S 400 LESS THAN YOUR FAT WEABOO ASS ISN'T IT N----- So s--- pansy, you aren't convinced he's the f------ greatest Pokemon around? Well let me break this down for you so your mind doesn't completely f------ explode You think you can abuse his weaknesses bitch? THINK AGAIN. What's that? Water types and Flying types? Enjoy your Thunderpunch. Rock and Groundass. He'll even whip your s--- into types come in? GIVE EM A FACE FULL OF SOLAR BEAM This guy doesn't even care you're going to court. He'll defend your shape so you can look good for the bitches. F--- YEAH, EXERCISE SO WHAT THE F--- DOES ALL THIS MEAN? S--- N-----, GET YOURSELF A BLAZIKEN AND STOP BEING A FAILURE FOR ONCE IN YOUR F------ LIFE

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Normal Low HP (< 50%) Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon Body size: Standard (1 tile) How to Recruit: Boss of Triangle Temple.* Connected to: Regigigas Connection Orb Set: 18 Phrases Apparently, I'm made of ice from ancient times. I don't remember that at all. My ice... I'm melting! Melting!

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