New Pokémon Rap

Notes:

Source: Reuniclus Pensador

The part in Portuguese is "Many descriptions of Breloom in the Pokédex".

HE HAS NO STATS
HE HAS NO MEGA
THIS POKÉMON HAS A FUNNY FACE
HE CAN GET POISONED
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND MACH PUCH WITH HIS ARMS
JUST FOR YOU. (The rest is at the first chain of comments)